needs more power

was more right on than originally intended when he said "knows that poop and bush make the world go round"

has returned to OPAY

has returned to mass imbibing.

does not care to go to mass

is having his support email mass marketed.

has been waiting all day for someone else to OPAY

is a smaht mush.

wants to say 'ya dertee'

is less pale after the cruise?

is dreaming of a white christmas

has also returned to OPAY after a long absence

will have no coal in his stocking...


(good to see you my friend)

is a shiny and new.

will be having a naughty christmas

should like his present from me (or at least I hope)

will know tomorrow

will be sober for Xmas with the rents (at least for a few minutes).

is as disappointed as i am that the bank is closed

won't be able to pay me to be his friend.

knows i need to pay Yawp first to continue having a girlfriend. the payment is already overdue.

is trying to bribe the sex cop? on xmas eve??

Makes great soap on a rope! Would make convicts pay attention to the soap .

gave me an awesome present for the holidays that i just opened! thanks so much it's my first Christmas present ever, i think.

now i'm gonna be all pretty with cool makeup tomorrow.

knows that makeup only enhances her natural beauty. Now my Mom will think she is an even hotter hottie!

is all alone to clean up her house after the Xmas festivities.

didn't get to meet bmo. but i did.

didn't get this on a thermal shirt, but RD did.

should know i've been wearing said shirt for 3 days.

smells

smells too

has a nose that must not work. at least i shower.

forgets that if she sleeps next to a smelly person she too becomes smelly

should wash. Nothin' worse than a smelly DOMO-KUN.

should know it was partly poor planning that lead to wearing the awesome shirt for 3 days (it is no longer on).

is nervous about washing said shirt due to anticipated shrinkage.

knows shrinkage is of a BIG concern

should know that the cold water shrinkage fear should not apply to said shirt.

should thank older brother for giving me his cold

knows that it is the gift that keeps on giving!

knows it's better to give than to receive

gives and gives and gives

blabs and blabs and blabs

drinks and drinks and drinks

lives up to her name

has a wad of cash waiting for him on my bureau

will be getting a stack of cds from me soon

will be getting a stack of bills for Christmas soon.

will have a violent hangover Sat. morning

if is a real vodka tonic will get in my belly