AChick
Jul 1 2004, 12:38 PM
The design that receives the most votes will be used for this year's Noise Board softball shirts. As the results of this poll actually matter, please be honest and vote only once (that's once per person, not once per Noise Board persona).
A few notes:
- These are not actual size. I've posted smaller, low-res versions of the designs for the purposes of this poll.
- The printed version of Design 4 will include the artist's signature at the bottom (very small), which I've removed to retain anonymity for the poll. That's really just a formality, of course, as I'm sure a number of you will recognize this person's work.
- The more colors a design uses, the more expensive the shirts will be. It should only be a difference of a few dollars per shirt at the most, so I don't think it's that important, but if cost is a factor for you, keep it in mind when voting.
Finally, a huge thank you to all of the people who submitted designs this year. I am so impressed with the quality of all of these. You have the gratitude of the whole softball crew.
And now, without further ado, the designs:
Design 1:
Design 2:

Design 3:

Design 4:
Design 5:

Design 6:
King Konk
Jul 1 2004, 12:43 PM
Man! Really good stuff! I'm impressed. I think I've narrowed it down to 2.
CherrySunburst
Jul 1 2004, 12:43 PM
Wow, very impressive, they're all pretty great.
zack/bh
Jul 1 2004, 12:46 PM
Fuck. There's a three way tossup over here. I like the AC/DC one though. I also like the one with the beer and the cig.
Eric Doberman
Jul 1 2004, 12:47 PM
Four. By far.
myriadcause
Jul 1 2004, 12:48 PM
4 and 6 are pretty amazing.
And the rest are great too.
Buggsy
Jul 1 2004, 12:48 PM
excellent job everybody!
Irreverend
Jul 1 2004, 12:55 PM
damn
Guest
Jul 1 2004, 12:56 PM
Guest votes for 4
cookie
Jul 1 2004, 12:56 PM
now i really wish mine would've worked. would've won HANDS down!!
lady may
Jul 1 2004, 01:06 PM
Y'see, I like #4 but it doesn't make any connection to music (unless I'm missing a reference?).
Irreverend
Jul 1 2004, 01:09 PM
beer and chicks. a musician's 2 favorite things.
myriadcause
Jul 1 2004, 01:11 PM
QUOTE(lady may @ Jul 1 2004, 01:06 PM)
Y'see, I like #4 but it doesn't make any connection to music (unless I'm missing a reference?).
We can give her little guitar-shaped earrings.
QUOTE(lady may @ Jul 1 2004, 02:06 PM)
Y'see, I like #4 but it doesn't make any connection to music (unless I'm missing a reference?).
Neither does #2, really.
I LIKE THEM ALL!! Holy shit. I'm not going to be able to vote right away, I have to think about it.
lslapiko
Jul 1 2004, 01:19 PM
The AC/DC one kicks ass, but the pinup girl takes my vote.
ladyjames
Jul 1 2004, 01:47 PM
When does voting end?
Irreverend
Jul 1 2004, 01:49 PM
hopefully soon to stop this harcore shaming.
I like 3 and 5 ... don't know if I should even vote though, because I' not a baseball fan, and have never played with the Noise Board league...?
T-Bone
Jul 1 2004, 01:56 PM
I think #5 best represents what NB softball is all about, however, #4 represents what I wish NB softball was all about - hot, drunk, scantily clad women sexually molesting the equipment.
I had to go with #5, though.
AChick
Jul 1 2004, 01:56 PM
QUOTE(TEX @ Jul 1 2004, 02:52 PM)
I like 3 and 5 ... don't know if I should even vote though, because I' not a baseball fan, and have never played with the Noise Board league...?
I am also not a baseball (or softball) fan, and have never played with the Noise Board League. Isn't stopping me.
T-Bone
Jul 1 2004, 01:58 PM
QUOTE(AChick @ Jul 1 2004, 02:56 PM)
QUOTE(TEX @ Jul 1 2004, 02:52 PM)
I like 3 and 5 ... don't know if I should even vote though, because I' not a baseball fan, and have never played with the Noise Board league...?
I am also not a baseball (or softball) fan, and have never played with the Noise Board League. Isn't stopping me.
As our most loyal cheerleader, I think everyone considers you an official member of the team.
Number 4 without a doubt is the best.
AChick
Jul 1 2004, 02:08 PM
QUOTE(T-Bone @ Jul 1 2004, 02:56 PM)
#4 represents what I wish NB softball was all about - hot, drunk, scantily clad women sexually molesting the equipment.
That happened the week you didn't show up.
T-Bone
Jul 1 2004, 02:10 PM
QUOTE(AChick @ Jul 1 2004, 03:08 PM)
QUOTE(T-Bone @ Jul 1 2004, 02:56 PM)
#4 represents what I wish NB softball was all about - hot, drunk, scantily clad women sexually molesting the equipment.
That happened the week you didn't show up.
What??? And no photos to document this?
I demand evidence of this! And following that, some privacy.
AChick
Jul 1 2004, 02:10 PM
QUOTE(ladyjames @ Jul 1 2004, 02:47 PM)
When does voting end?
I will let the voting run at least through the end of the workday tomorrow, for people who weren't around today.
lady may
Jul 1 2004, 02:20 PM
Without even looking at the poll numbers I can predict that #4 will win, and it's just killing me 'cause it has no music references. What hey, I'm a literalist. Seriously, the genius factor of the 03 shirts is the melding of baseball and music. Can I just order an 03 shirt so I can pretend I was there for something I wasn't, the same way I pretend to know something about early-90s Boston rock?
Kid Nice
Jul 1 2004, 02:35 PM
Those are all REALLY FUCKING cool. I voted for 6 but the hotchick one is dope, as is the ACDC - shit they're all awesome. That bottom one takes it though.
AChick
Jul 1 2004, 02:38 PM
QUOTE(lady may @ Jul 1 2004, 03:20 PM)
Without even looking at the poll numbers I can predict that #4 will win, and it's just killing me 'cause it has no music references. What hey, I'm a literalist. Seriously, the genius factor of the 03 shirts is the melding of baseball and music. Can I just order an 03 shirt so I can pretend I was there for something I wasn't, the same way I pretend to know something about early-90s Boston rock?
I liked last year's design for the same reason, but I don't really feel like the design has to contain an overt reference to music (let's face it, most of the posts on the board don't either). I just want something that seems to capture the spirit of Noise Board softball.
Guest
Jul 1 2004, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(lady may @ Jul 1 2004, 01:06 PM)
Y'see, I like #4 but it doesn't make any connection to music (unless I'm missing a reference?).
right, so it is aptly appropriate for the noise board.
AChick
Jul 1 2004, 03:28 PM
The race is getting tighter!
Ron's Brother
Jul 1 2004, 03:33 PM
Damn 4 or 5... what would I wear in public...
HereWeGoSouthie
Jul 1 2004, 03:55 PM
QUOTE(zack/bh @ Jul 1 2004, 12:46 PM)
Fuck. There's a three way tossup over here. I like the AC/DC one though. I also like the one with the beer and the cig.
here here
They're all very well down - tough choice.
zaxxon
Jul 1 2004, 04:11 PM
I hoped there'd be one of a brick sailing through the Linwood's window or something...
Or a kickball in crosshairs.
But I think #4's pretty slick.
brukakis
Jul 1 2004, 04:15 PM
QUOTE(T-Bone @ Jul 1 2004, 01:56 PM)
I think #5 best represents what NB softball is all about, however, #4 represents what I wish NB softball was all about - hot, drunk, scantily clad women sexually molesting the equipment.
I had to go with #5, though.
Yup same here.
The gal in pic #4 kinda of looks like her pelvic bone was removed. Does that happen often as a result of softball induced injuries?
twistnshout
Jul 1 2004, 05:06 PM
#6 is the best. Wins for relevancy and clarity.
I agree #4 is not really relevant.
#2 and #3 are lame by comparison.
#5 would be better if it looked more like a beer he's
holding, instead of a soda. Well done.
#1 really isn't bad either. Much better than #2 and #3
anyway.
QUOTE(twistnshout @ Jul 1 2004, 06:06 PM)
#6 is the best. Wins for relevancy and clarity.
I agree #4 is not really relevant.
#2 and #3 are lame by comparison.
#5 would be better if it looked more like a beer he's
holding, instead of a soda. Well done.
#1 really isn't bad either. Much better than #2 and #3
anyway.
Why am I not suprised that you're the only person to write something insulting so far. Calling 2 of the designs lame is pretty nasty - they are all awesome - you could be one of the most negative people I hope to never meet in person.
Irreverend
Jul 1 2004, 05:34 PM
i don't think that having an overt music reference is necessary. in fact too much of one is kind of cheesy.
i love #4. it's awesome.
thing is, it may be a tad too girly for me to actually wear though....
Gritz
Jul 1 2004, 06:20 PM
Wow, really cool designs by all!
design number 4 got my vote.
Guesty guest
Jul 1 2004, 06:56 PM
People need to remember that this design is going on a t-shirt, and not a poster or website. Ilike the simple ones best. Number 2 and Number 5. Except I would never wear Number 5 because of the cigarette. Had that not been there, it would have gotten my vote. Well, if I was logged in.
America.
Jul 1 2004, 07:03 PM
I voted for No. 4.
And I am also voting that it was designed by Miz Jordan Valentine.
(I know AChick won't tell us, but if I'm right, I will be the MASTER of RECOGNIZING a VALENTINE DESIGN.
Internet Stalker
Jul 1 2004, 07:09 PM
QUOTE(T-Bone @ Jul 1 2004, 01:56 PM)
#4 represents what I think about when I masturbate after I get home from NB softball - hot, drunk, scantily clad women sexually molesting my equipment.
T Max
Jul 1 2004, 09:19 PM
QUOTE(T-Bone @ Jul 1 2004, 01:56 PM)
I think #5 best represents what NB softball is all about, however, #4 represents what I wish NB softball was all about - hot, drunk, scantily clad women sexually molesting the equipment.
I had to go with #5, though.
I agree with T-Bone. #5 really represents what goes on when we play. I love #4, but it looks like what goes on back at my place after the game.
All the entries are very well done.
A hard choice but I'm going with #5.
T-Bone
Jul 1 2004, 09:40 PM
QUOTE(Internet Stalker @ Jul 1 2004, 08:09 PM)
QUOTE(T-Bone @ Jul 1 2004, 01:56 PM)
#4 represents what I think about when I masturbate after I get home from NB softball - hot, drunk, scantily clad women sexually molesting my equipment.
Ack! There are hidden cameras in my apartment!
That's it. I'm moving.
FiTzY
Jul 1 2004, 10:23 PM
FiTzY
Jul 1 2004, 10:27 PM
3 and 4 are my favorites, but they all look great.
Yawpsong
Jul 2 2004, 12:18 AM
they're all pretty incredible, but i think #5 pretty much sums it up.
AChick
Jul 2 2004, 01:07 AM
QUOTE(Trump Max @ Jul 1 2004, 10:19 PM)
I agree with T-Bone. #5 really represents what goes on when we play.
Yeah, except for the fact that the person is depicted catching the ball. Other than that, it's dead on.
Yawpsong
Jul 2 2004, 01:50 AM
QUOTE(AChick @ Jul 2 2004, 02:07 AM)
QUOTE(Trump Max @ Jul 1 2004, 10:19 PM)
I agree with T-Bone. #5 really represents what goes on when we play.
Yeah, except for the fact that the person is depicted catching the ball. Other than that, it's dead on.
cuth
Jul 2 2004, 07:51 AM
I went 5 but they are all great designs.
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