This is me furtively imagining a blender. (It's my next to last day at work, so yes, I am aggressively bored.)



OK, now you.

this is me practicing alchemy

I have one but I don't have a server to post it.

help?

Here I am (in the red sash) visiting Rotterdam.

http://comedyboard.com

I made an account on myspace.com and put the thing in it

Here is me smiling because i am about to go grab a diet coke. Yum!

Here I am about to melt some tanks.

Here I am hoisting a tub.

here i am wearing a blue winter coat talking to a dog:

I guess your host isn't working.

Doh! Now I see it!

Actually, it was me that wasn't working!

Free image posting right here.

What's up with work? New job?

my hands are shaky 2day.

Here I am listening to a piece of wood...

Gra!

BILBO

what's with the Schneider stuff? i have a good buddy that drives for them.

Here I am pulling tubes from a modified puppy-bong.

Is this you or me?

Teaching until January; Allah permitting.

No more paper jams for this guy.

It's me, silly monster.

I'm all about shapes and geometry and shit.

time for a smoke break

kind of looks like courtney love with specs.

The Scheider thing is a game I play on trips, my mother invented it. Here are the rules. Count all the Schneider trucks you see.

Nice ELP shirt, Prog-dor.

those are supposed to be dreadlocks...

i'm hoping you said that because you're one of those guys that thinks she's hot...

yeah, we're talking about ms paint drawings here...
i'm sure your portrait isn't like photo realistic or anything.

schneider has their own bbs, you know. it's called like PumpkinDriver.com or something.

It's not healthy to drink from the toilet.

Is that YOUR friendster photo?

Not exactly. But sort of.

It's brill. May I commission you to do one for MY friendster profile?

<FRIENDSTER WHORE> Are you my friendster? First Name: Lisa. Last Name: McColgan. </FRIENDSTER WHORE>

Mr. Letterman I just want to say I really love your show, well, I loved it at one time. Not so much any more.

This is a shot from that crazy Being Walter Benjamin party I went to last night.

The one you have up now is waaayyyy better than anything I could do!

yeah... the only thing about this that looks like me is the dreads and #FFFFFF skin...
and the cigarette, i guess

you forgot all the PBR cans.

this is frighteningly realistic

miller high life!

evs. some bad beer in a tall boy shape.

i am a BANANA!