i need some sort of memorable quality when I go back for the 2nd audition. something that makes the producers say "we have to have that one on the show"

any suggestions?

unfortunately, i can't show them my mammoth cock, but my personality is just as big, so please suggest away NB!

if this happens, I guarantee multiple NB references throughout the run of the show.

Thanks everyone!

dress beanie

Tell them you're a trouble maker. They like that.

if you sense the producers starting to lose interest, drop a "not so fast, faggot" on them and then do some pushups

do an impression of Savion Glover

Learn from this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGmVMrC3cDg...PL&index=17

what about tatooing a flamingo on my neck?

I think that would make a big splash.

I think it would help if we knew what kind of reality show it is

Any kind of freak show thing should hook 'em. Don't you have a porn career to talk about? I'd start there. If that doesn't work tell them you're a sex addict. Tell them you're dating your first cousin. Tell them you have multiple personality disorder, tell them you have a compulsion to eat bugs, give them the same speech Bill Murray gives Richard Dreyfuss when they first meet in "What About Bob?" If that fails tell them you like to spend a lot of time on internet message boards.

The purchase of a lovely reception top should go a long way...

this worked for me when I auditioned..unfortunaetly i did not want a camera on me while i was losing 5 lbs in the baffroom,bra!

it's a family-based show about brothers and sisters who live in the same cities, hang out, fight, etc etc.

I basically went in, acted cooky and I got the call back.

i know they're looking for over-the-top drama and inter-family squabbling so I need to communicate that with something memorable.

Claim to have tourettes syndrome, but only scream out racial slurs.

tell them your sister in law is a gold-digger or that your brother is a homo living a lie

^^This. Also, repeat after me: Uncle Timmy touched me.

Tell them you're nickname is "DJ WTF Jones D Situation"

"Hi, I'm Sven Dinkmaddson"

Tell them you went down on Marilyn Chambers' corpse at the funeral you went to.

That'll seal the deal.

Do they have a plant in the audition room?

You are Rachel Eisenberg, that should be enough.

Tell them you took a shit in a plant at the mall once.

I looked at a few websites with interviews with Reality TV casting directors, and they all say they don't like gimmicks or people acting over-the-top.

Which I'm pretty sure means you need an over-the-top gimmick. Plus a gold-digging SIL and a homo brother who is living a lie.

should I tell them bout the time I suckerpunched that dude at Charlie's Kitchen?

Goes without sayin, bra.

Tell them you post a lot on The Noise Board and give 'em a link.

Sorry, that's all I had.

Tell them you’ve been saving your dumps and putting them in the freezer. Then when you had your period you would pull the frozen poops out, dip them in your period blood (using it as a lubricant) and shove the frozen poop up your pussy, ass and even suck on it (before it melted of course!).

That ought to get you on the show! America LOVES RiffRaff's poopsicles!

How do ya think I got the call back?

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