I bet Phylis would be delighted to hear that I found her looking for word on last night's BIG "L" Word Finale.



I'd overheard a spoiler that all the "L's" die "Jack Bauer" style and then get back together.

NOT TRUE.

Jenny is dead, but not from a house explosion or anything.

That would have been too awesome.

http://www.phyllistickle.com/aboutauthor.html

I bet Phyllis would forgive also, my missplelling of her name with one L.

I'm terribly sorry Dr. (is it?) Tickle.

Bobo Justis.

Eurik Hunt

my favorite obit ever: Hyman Doodlesack

his wife's name was bertha --- fact

Dick Trickle

dick swett, former NH politician

BATMAN

Jerry Derryberry
Lovely Flowers
Innocent Egbhutu

Art Phagg

Jablome Salami

Travis Bickle.

Ecstatic Yod

these are fake but they're still good
http://www.jimgoad.net/editorialinterns.html

Yu Hu. Seriously.

SARAH PICKLES, PSYCHIC MEDIUM

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:1ZmioU...arahPickles.JPG

http://www.sarahpickles.co.uk/

Mitt Romney

I worked with Richard Puffer about 10 years ago,
and more recently with Bill Diaper.

I always found it funny back when they were both in Cleveland that the Indiands outfield consisted of two dudes named Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley.

then there was that NH politician, Dick Swett... i dunno 'bout you, but i'da stuck w/"richard"

i also remember a british couple, last name Duck, who named their son Donald.

assholes.

Angel Pagan

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/paganan01.shtml

and




http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666

Someone in my family would send my grandfather a birthday card signed, Lucy Bowles every year. He never got the joke...for 30 whole damn years.

We interviewed a guy at an old job once named Li-Ping Tung.

We also had a girl in my HS named April May June.

mulva?

Conchita Bael
Elsworth Agares
Nehemiah Vassago
Salvatore Samigina
Gower Marbas
Hartley Valefor
Sol Amon
Hackett Barbatos
Strang Paimon
Bill Buer
Gus Gusion
Lemuel Sitri
Sproule Beleth
Bill Lerie
Eli Eligos
"Zip" Zepar
Brian Botis
"Bathless" Bathin
Consuela Sallos
Proctor Purson
Mendel Morax
Montgomery Ipos
Tom Aim
Nabil Naberius
Glasya-Labolas
"Dan'l" Bune
Nevin Ronove
Jamal Berith
Myron Asteroth
Baldemar Forneus
Blaze Foras
Ziv Asmodai
Yedidayah Gaap
Bert Furfur
Leopold Marchosias
Richard Stolas
Zora Phenex
Leslie Halphas
Otto Malphas
"Popeye" Raum
Crispin Focalor
Dougal Vepar
Brandy Sabnock
Vesta Shax
Carlotta Vine
"Beefy" Bifrons
Nial Vual
William Haagenti
Jim Crocell
Doree Furcas
Gilead Balam
Rula Alloces
Olaf Camio
Dido Murmur
Hedda Orobas
Otis Gamori
"Easy" Ose
Cadmus Amy
Cynara Orias
Pepin Vapula
Zilpah Zagan
Alanna Volac
Alvah Andras
Petunia Haures
Mario Andrealphus
Ysabel Cimejes
Waller Amdusias
Clarimond Belial
Sylvester Decarbia
Ferdinand Seere
Trixie Dantalion
Penrod Andromalius

I use to work with "karen finger" herself
and I know a headhunter michael "don't call me Mike" Hunt

Dick Butkus

GATE SPRINGTAIL
HENDRICKSON MAYFLY
RAINBOW BLUET
TROPICAL ROCKMASTER
CALICO PENNANT
SKIMMER DRAGONFLY
DARNER GREEN
APACHE SPIKETAIL
CAROLINA MANTIS
PEPPER ROACH
HANDSOME TRIG BUSH
JERUSALEM CRICKET
DIFFERENTIAL HOPPER
CATTAIL TOOTHPICK
OBSCURE BIRDWING
HORSE LUBBER
ROBUST TOAD
PYGMY MOLE
SYCAMORE LACE
TRYPANO SOMIASIS
BUFFALO TREEHOPPER
OLEANDER APHID
COTTONY E. CUSHIONSCALE
SATURNINE BUTTERFLY
MARCELLA DAGGERWING
PROMINENT MOTH

AND LEAVE US NOT FORGET:

CONFUSED HAPLOA
WOOLY BEAR
CROWNE SLUGG
DOUGLAS FIR TUSSOCK
DOROTHY GEOMETER
GLORIOUS DARKLING BEETLE
TEX SOLDIER
RED YUCCA
CONVERGENT LADY
HANDSOME FUNGUS
BURRITO WEEVIL
MIDGE NETWING
PHANTOM CRANE
SAPPHIRE SKEETER
MICRO BEEFLY
KLEPTO PARASITIC
TITICACA DUNG
ENSIGN WASP
CICADA KILLER
CRICKET HUNTER
TARANTULA HAWKE
BIGHEAD ANNT
GOLDEN CARPENTER
BITING MIDGE

Ace
Bandit
Babe
Bear
Boots
Bubba
Buster
Buzzy
Chief
Cookie
Dixie
Doc
The Duchess
Duke
Dusty
Frenchy
Frosty
Gigi
Ginger
Goofy
Gyp
Igor
Jinx
Joker
Junior
Kelly
Kerry
Killer
King
Kitty
Lulu
Mac
Missy
Nabby
Ninja
Ozzie
Pearlie
Ponce
Rambo
Ricky Retardo
Rizzo
Rocky
Rusty
Shamu
Skippy
Tiger
Tiny
Uncle Candy
Whitey
Wolf
Yancy
Zasu
Zummo
Gee
Horseface
Juggy
Mindy
Ross
Jiggs
Smuggy
Ape-Head
Cheech
Vigo
Apples
Doggy
Spongie
Locust
Brains
Meatjaw
Meathead
Teeth Mancini
Harry the Spoon
Breathless Andriano
Choker DiStefani
Boneyard Carbieri
Mr. Boo
Stretch
Dizzy
Ray-Ray
Monkey Man
Stubby
Rusty
Russ
Meatball
Skinny
Chubs
Lucky 13
Shim
Croney
Cobb
Marky
Ricky
Danny
Terry
Mikey
Davey
Timmy
Tommy
Joey
Robby
Johnny
Brian
Will
Squinty
Crazy Mark
Toughy
BooBoo
Tawmee
Debbie
Sue
Beth
Chrissie
Patty
Ann Maree
Darline
Charline
Cooch
Chooch
Cheech
Mooch
Pooch(ie)
Geek
Hondo
Tonto
Peaches
Stinky
Swank
Sinbad
Chubb
Dee Dee
Ree Ree
Janice
Moss
Stella
Donna
Linda
Lisa
Michelle
Terry
Mo
Flabbo
Dan-The-Man.
Spuckie Buns
Ziggy
Tansy
Nig

Mugsy
Sully
Murph
Oakie
T.J.
Dookie
Markie
Les
Johnny Boy
Matty
Tone
Chillie
~Dawg
Fast Eddy
Lefty
Porka
Lennie
Dirt
Hippie
~Zo
Stinky
Donut
Nee-zo
Obie
Lynchie
Chippa
Jackie
Woody
Whitey
Macca
Randy
Ricky
Brandy
Shane )
JT
Josh
Woody
Mort
Jocko
Kevin
Fitzy
Moose
Bubba
Earl
Wade
Dix
Roundsie
Bones
Becks
Joey
Tiger
Bubba
Nicks
Jimbo
Petey
Freddy
Buddy
Earl
Guy
Rocco
Mahk
Necker
Whity
Quink
Mayor
Munka
Dodo
Bobo
Touchie
Beepo
Edso
Mully
Sugar
Romo
Striggy
Gusta
Wacko
Eddie
Bobby
Munchies
Swilly
Vinnie
Nick
Tony
Putcho
Scutch
Richie
Noodles
Stick
Donna
Chief
Ski
Stosh
Smitty
Jonesy
Rocky
Meat
Stiggs
Jeebs
Magoo
Breezy
Junebug
Skids
Trigger
Jimbo
Butchy
Mickey
Red
Mac
Dudso
Whacko
Mad Dog
Wildman
Googie
Bluto
Danny Boss
Ziggy

Kevin Abale
Mo Abbey
Iris Aberti
Bahia Abura
Quentin Acorn
Delphine Adelphi
Whitey Adelphi
Limba Afara
Assamela Afronmosia
Tola Agba
Sifou Albizia
India Allman
Goncalo Alves
Camacari Andiroba
Julia Anger
Iris Apple
Amarillo Arariba
Sagitarius Arrowhead
Ash Ashley
Dina Badger
King Balau
Vera Balboon
Phil Baleen
Cole Barilla
Birch Barkwash
Linney Basswood
Merle Basswood
Goldy Bean
Eomonn Beardtongue
Castor Beaver
Sally Bedstraw
Mona Beebalm
Clinker Beech
Yuri Beech
Lolita Belia
Rose Berlin
Otis Bighorn
Satin Bilsted
Conrad Bindweed
Itchy Birch
Corny Birdfoot
Dundas Blackbutt
Mpingo Blackwood
Merle Bluebell
Leo Bluegill
Tony Bluet
Eck Blueweed
Orville Bobo
Bobo Bojanga
Yenga Bombanga
Caroline Bouchet
Maracaibo Boxwood
‘Whitey’ Boxwood
Fern Bracken
Myles Brownbat
Bobo Brummel
Tim Bruni
Caddie Bunchberry
Soapy Buffaloberry
Blackie Bullhead
Cornelia Bunchberry
Pal Burdock
Quentin Buroak
Vavona Burr
Clem Butterflyweed
Jurgis Butternut
Sonny Bye
Lena Campion
Peter Canaletta
Skeezix Carp
Selena Catchfly
Acacia Catclaw
Tyrone Cattail
Deodar Cedar
Dame Cervus
Cholly Chainfruit
Alvin Cheesewood
Horace Chesnutt
Sweetie Chestnutt
Mimi Chipmunk
Wilma Chokepear
Buddy Chumm
Burl Citron
Don Coachwood
Granadillo Cocobobo
Smitty Coltsfoot
Phyllis Columbo
Ruth Coneflower
Sigmund Cottonrat
Daisy Cottontail
Easy Cottontail
Laura Coyote
Castor Coypus
Silver Cudgerie
Faro Copal
Penny Cress
Magnolia Cuke
Phoenix Datepalm
Virginia Datepalm
Melina Dayflower
Ellen Deal
Vermillion Decatur
Paul DeOleo
Diane Deptford
Prudence Dewclaw
Phat DiBase
Daily Dillo
Jacaranda Domato
Juan Durango
‘Scary’ Eiger
Sergio Elk
Libby Engel
Daisy English
Burl Everlast
Ossie Fern
Kaye Fieldmark
Ratty Figg
Phil Fireweed
Gail Firewheel
Marty Fisher
Simon Fivefinger
Plum Flatwood
Linus Flax
Harry Fleabane
Cordelia Fluke
Calliope Focker
Frieda Free
Colorado Frick
Katherine Fuchs
Angouma Gaboon
Prunella Gargle
Callie Gata
Sally Glasswort
Amos Goat
Russ Goatbeard
Zia Goldpoppy
Pigtail Gooseberry
Thomas Gopher
Sissy Grass
Laura Greenheart
Pia Groundnut
Salvatore Guardineri
Gula Gula
Melida Gumm
Delilah Gumweed
Charmin Hagbrook
Roz Harebell
Vincent Hatico
Prudence Healall
‘Lazy’ Hoar
Lola Hollywood
Ash Hooper
‘Hoop’ Hooper
Otis Hophorn
Crispus Horsetail
Colonel Housewren
Tammy Hudson
Danielle Incenso
Gabon Izombe
‘Uncle’ Jag
Manzanita Jarrito
Rosa Jet
Patience Jewelweed
Tata Juba
Felix Kahn
Shira Kashi
Kiki Keaki

Eddy Kelp
Mack Kelp
Charity Killdare
Violet Kingwood
Kosi Kosi
Mephisto Krink
Johann Kuhn
Sally Kunda
Laney Lang
Phineas Larkspur
Alison Leek
Sally Loosestrife
Simon Loosestrife
Lily Lotus
Rufus Lynx
Packy Madrone
Corey Mandel
Tricky Mann
Guy Marble
Mary Marten
Roger Martin
Todo Matsu
Cephalus McGraw
Al Mendro
Howard Milkweed
Whitey Minque
Mendel Mint
Omar Misericordiae
Hick Mockernut
Fishbone Mogoubi
Ma Monax
Alyssa Moneywort
Mimi Monkeyflower
Alice Moose
Midge Moose
Cotton Mouse
Charles ‘Chick’ Mouseear
Kajat Mukura
Herman Muledeer
Eddie Nam
Macca Nambar
Roxy Nazareno
Sugar Nettletree
Tess Nodding
Edward Noga
Tochi Noki
Taz Oakum
Pard Ocelet
Rocco Odum
Naga Okwen
Meg Optera
Phil Osama
Red Osier
Lucille Otter
Lacey Overcup
Herman Oystercatcher
Cam Paduca
Rio Palissander
Abbot Palmetto
Elena Paloverde
Buddy Palustrus
Orvie Palustrus
Raji Pappadum
Jacaranda Pardo
Holly Parker
Hickory Pecan
Theodore Peccary
Virginia Pencilwoode
Myrtle Pepperwood
Rosa Peruba
Ellen Phlox
Cordell Pickerelweed
Amy Pigweed
Prince Pika
Hunky Pill
Hazel Pine
Matilda Pineweed
Ivory Pink
Wes Pipistrelle
Sarah Pitcher
Major Plantain
Stormy Poorchild
Ethel Pork
Ginny Possum
Misty Prairiedog
Laura Preto
Amy Prieto
Lance Primrose
Andrew Pronghorn
Luna Purdy
Anthony Pussytoes
Genevieve Ramen
Marshall Rarebit
Celia Redstart
Stu Ringtail
Richard Robusto
Algernon Ruby
Mfutu Sabaki
Canary Saddletree
Paula Santo
Cameroon Sapelli
Betty Saponeria
Cinnamon Sassafras
Porky Scat
Coco Seagrape
Ginger Shepardpurse
Hart Shumard
Anson Silverweed
Ira Sledge
Antoinette Snakewood
Helen Sneezeweed
Autumn Somer
Alice Spargel
Veronica Speedwell
Trajan Spiderwort
Violet Squashberry
Crabapple Squeaker
Ennea Graham Starling
Biddy Sticktight
Cornelia Stinkhorn
Olive Stinkwood
Tammy Striatus
Myrtle Stringybark
Thistle Strongtea
Olivia Stumpwood
Fay Sung
Mel Sweetclover
Myra Sweetgale
Race Sweetgum
Rufus Thimbleberry
Laura Timber
Lucille Toppin
Rain Tree
Aeriopagus Trout
Jack Tulipwood
Rocky Ulme
Vi Violet
Penn Vole
Tansy Vulgare
Scarlet Waxycap
Orson Wale
Allen Waterrat
Googy Wawa
Louann White
Red Whiteclover
Cody Whitenose
Virginia Whitetail
Jughead Whitewood
Daria Wildcarrot
Cherry Wilde
Angus Wishmore
Cardinal Wood
Jenny Wood
Lance Wood
Lily Wood
Possum Woode
Taki Taki Wordman
Mother Wort
Silas Wright
Wesley Xapata
Yew Yah Yew
Claire Yipe
Red Yronwood
Solomon Zag
Musky Zither
‘Hi’ Zombe

I used to have a great picture of him form when he was in the IHL. It was an overhead shot of him shooting on a goalie named Tommy Christ. I wish I still had that.

ANYTOWN BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Aardvark Body Rub
Abner’s Mattresses
Alibi Bar
Alice’s Restaurant
Amusement Arcade
Anarchy Club
Ants in My Plants
Anytown Chamber of Commerce—“Since 1973!”
Anytown Public Library
Apple Mary’s Fruit Stand
Aragon Ballroom
Atlas Spa
Authentic Wild West Ranch
Automat—Sandwiches Sliced Before Your Eyes
Awareness Club
Baba Bam Bam
Babylon Dance Hall
Bargain Basement
Beckerman Bakers
Beehive Industries
Beer Street
Beggar’s Bush
Benedictine Monastary
Bigtown Big Boy’s and Fat Man’s Shoppe
Billygoat Tavern
Biograph Theatre
Black Cat Saloon
Black Kat
Blacklight Posters
Blind Ale House
Bluelaw’s Tavern
Boilermaker’s
Broadway Deli
Brotherhood of Eternal Love
Brown Derby
Burnam’s Museum
Café Trocodero
Carter Reagan Insurance
Celeste’s
Champagne Eyes Beauty Products
Ching Chaw’s Corner Newsstand
Chop Chop’s Chinese Eats
Christadelphians
Church of Abu Simbel
Church of I Am
Church of Original Sin
Church of Saint Mary Ovary
Church of the Avatar
Church of the Fundamentals
Church of the Good Mormons
Church of the Lower Case jesus christ
City of Champs Sporting Goods
Cliffdweller Arms
Clubland
Coconut Grove
Commerce Building
Communist Bookstore
Condom King
Conservatory of Music
Convention Hall
Country Day Boy’s Academy
Country Road Tap
Crockett’s
Della-X Underground Nitro Factory and Gravel Pit
Deserted Warehouse Flea Market
Dillinger’s Gas Station
Discodrome
Dizzy’s
Donderbeck’s Butcher Shop
Drunky’s
Dun Roman Apartments
Eight Ball Cafe
Eightysix Club
Elmhurst Girl’s Academy
Essen’s Supermarket and Superette
Exclusive Nightclub
Factory Outlet Used Factories
Father Coughlin’s Shrine of the Little Flower
First National Co-Operative
Fisherman’s Paradise
Franciscan Convent
Freshair Taxi
Fun N Games Amusement Arcade
Funkytown
Gaiety Burlesk
Genuine Liquors
Gin Lane
Gobble n Go
Gooch’s Finishing School
Good Girl’s Clothing
Goofy’s Joke Shop
Grab N Growl
Grape City Beer Distributors
Grime Alley Beer Garden
Guru Dev Chitra-Bhanu
Guru Maharajah
Gypsy Rose’s Tearoom
Handbags and Gladrags
Having a Wonderful Wine
Head Shop
Health Brat
Heartbreak Hotel
Herring Pond Seafood
His Holy Name Cathedral
Hotel Morovache
House O Good Eats
Iceberg Slim’s
IWW Bar & Grill
Jack and Charlie’s 21 Club
John Hollowlegs’s
Johnson’s Tailor Shop
Joke N Smoke Shop
Jolly Roger’s Tap
Junky’s Arcade
Kew-Liga Tobacconist
Khrushchev’s Shoe Store
Kiddy Litter
Kip’s Flophouse
Lawn Order Garden Supplies
Lazytown Café
Liquor, Inc.
Little Brown Church in the Vale
Little Friendly Eating Place
Lonesome Cowpoke Western Wear
Luetgert’s Gourmet Foods
Madame Fatal’s Private Men’s Club
Magnolia Jungle
Main Street Armory
Man’s World
Manpicker Day Labor
Marine Surplus
Maw Green’s Boarding House
Mercury Office Products
Mickey Finn’s New Deal Bar & Grill
Midvale Orphanage
Mike Fink’s
Milk Bar
Mistelbach’s 24 Hour Store--Lottery Tickets
Molotov’s Cocktail Lounge
Monte Cavallo’s Italian Restarant
Moon June Palace
Moravian Brotherhood
Mr. Fixit’s Auto Repair
Mulligan’s Grub
Murder Castle
Must & Roth Furriers
My Place Bar and Grill
Naked Lunch
New EST Temple
Newsboy Legion Clubhouse
Nichol-Flopp 24-Hour Theatre
Nick’s—Formerly Martini’s
Off-Track Betting
Old Opera House
Our Boarding House
Our Lady of Perpetual Help
Package Store
Palooka’s Celebrity Bar
Panorama Hair Salon
Paper City
Parlor Furniture—30 Years Without a Sale
Pinball Pizza
Pittsburgh Fat’s Pool Parlor
Please Don’t Eat Daisy’s Flower Shop
Plymouth Brethren
Pop’s Choklit Shoppe
Poppa Wheelie’s Bike Shop
Proletarians R Us
Pump It Up Sex Novelties
Pursuit of Happiness Men’s Clothing
Quality City
Quasiland Spaghetti factory
Red Square Grille
Redbrick University
Redline Properties
Regent Pop
Rise Club
Roadside Zoo
Robber’s Roost
Robin Hood’s
Rotfleish and Blutbrot Attorneys
Route One Diner
Roxydrome
Roy El Hotel
Roy Rogers Taxidermy
Salt of the Earth Health Foods
Samson Agonistes Health Club
Sapere Aude Bartending School—Where You Only Mix With
the Best
Savananda Jayanthi
Scarlett O’Neill’s Boarding House
School for the Blind
Self-Realization Fellowship
Shave and A Haircut Barber Shop—No Shaves
Shih-Fu Sheng Yen
Short Stop Filling Station—When You Have a Blowout
Invite Us to Your Flat
Shuffle Inn
Sign of the Poisoned Glass
Sin Bin’s
Sloppy Joe’s—Police Eat Free
Smitty’s Birdland
Sol’s Shoe Repair
Solid Jackson’s Shoe Shine
Soy Joy Food Coop
Spiritualist Home
Sport’s Kennel
Square’s Bar
Squeaky McClean’s Housekeeping Service
Sri Swama Satchida-Nanda
Storefront Library
Storyville
Swank Tux Rental
Sweet’s
Tally’s Corner
Temple of Baal
Temple of the 10,000 Voices of God
Terminal Cafe
The Academy
The Adventure Club
The Atomic Cafe
The Big Store
The Bijou
The Cheap Loaf
The Cherub’s Rest
The Coffee Bean
The Colonial Inn
The Cracker’s Club
The Crown
The Devil
The Dove
The Drinking Club
The Eight Ball Café
The Elite Motel
The Fireworks Factory
The Flower Stall
The Glass Bar
The Glens Apartments
The Glove
The Gold Club
The Golden Fleece
The Great Winter Garden
The Hamilton Club
The Hip Bagel
The Hop Joint & Coffeetime Lounge
The Hotel Astor
The Jefferson Club
The Juke Joint
The Knock-Out Place
The Last Stand
The Lion
The Lobby Bar
The Low Dive
The Madison Club
The Magic Wallet
The Man in the Moon
The Men’s Club
The Nun
The Old John Raines Hotel
The Old Log Inn
The Old Temperance Hotel
The Palladium
The Passion Pit
The Patricians Club
The Pick Rick
The Planter’s Café
The Plate House
The Play Den Disco Strip Club
The Player’s Club
The Pleasure Bar
The Purple Zebra
The Rack
The Red Barn
The Roxy
The Shuttle
The Silly Boy Lounge
The Snak Shak
The Spa
The Steelworker’s Club
The Tee Many Martoonis Club
The Three Cups
The Three Tons
The Thunderer: An Alternative Weekly
The Underworld Cafe
The Vice District
The Washington Club
The Whiteman Apartments
The Wild One
Theosophist Gathering
Toot N Kum In Garage
Torpedo’s Subs
Trailways Café
Trinity Cathedral
Tubby’s Trough
Twenty Per Cent Pawn Shop
Umberto’s Coney Island
Uncle Elby’s General Store
Uncle William’s Useless Things
Union Headquarters
Union Station
Walt’s Variety Store
Way and Light Bookstore
Weary Willie’s
Western Union
Whiz Fun & Games
White’s Collars
William D. Fard Church Mission
Willie the Sweeper
Yes U Kan Tractor Trailer School
YMCA
YMHA
Young Spatacus Ice Cream Shoppe
Yum Yum Tree
YWCA
YWHA
Zucchini’s Squash Courts

Johnny Aphid
Mabel Ashleaf
Quaker Aspen
Rhoda Azelea
Spring Azure
Reuben Baneberry
Indigo Baptista
Bay Barnacle
'Gooseneck' Barnacle
Hack Barrymore
Raymond Bat
Willow Bebb
Rocky Beeplant
Service Beery
Lloyd Bekkfkower
Perry Bellflower
Cicily Bellwort
Barbara Berlot
Bigeyed Bigg
Mabel Bigleaf
Hedge Bindweed
'Smoothie' Birch
Wade Bird
Lotus Birdfoot
Phoebe Black
Dolly Blackfish
Medea Blackfoot
Bettina Blue
Melissa Blue
Arizona Blueeyes
Phoebe Bobtail
Sebastian Boccacchio
Catalina Bogan
'Muskie' Boggs
Bernie Brant
Brewer Brewer
Celia Brittlebrush
Daisy Brittlestar
Scotty Broome
'Booby' Brown
'Elvis' Brown
Lacey Brown
Sy Buckamore
Violet Bugloss
Indigo Bunting
Lazuli Bunting
Lark Bunting
'Red' Cabuse
Hazel California
Lily Calla
Diego Canadensis
Althea Canvasback
Gregory Catclaw
Red Cedar
Charles Chainfruit
Salvatore Char
Buckhorn Cholla
Teddy Cholla
Tui Chub
Charles Chukar
Sally Chum
Rosa Chupa
Justin Chuparosa
Patience Cinderrake
Dick Cissel
'Happy' Clover
Ling Cod
Peter Coltsfoot
'Ratty' Coneflower
Inga Coot
Inspector Peer Coot
Myna Commoner
T.W.A. Corbie
D.B. Cormorant
Pell Cormorant
Sandy Crane
Myrtle Crape
Jack Cravalle
'Whitey' Crossbill
'Granny' Crowe
Ravenna Crowe
Ad Cunner
Percy Cunner
'Curly' Curlew
Jacob Day
Pinky Debtford
Crispus Dock
Simon Dogwatch
Cilla Dogwinkle
Donald Dormouse
Inga Dove
Zena Dove
Allie Dovekie
Aiken Drumm
Archie Drumm
Harley Duck
Rhoda Dulse
John Dumpling
Cally Dunlin
Dunn Dunlin
Phoebe East
Eck Echo
Newton Eft
Catherine Egret
'Specs' Eider
Tawny Emporer
Spruce Engelmann
Nancy Etticoat
Candace Fairyturn
'Stashe' Falcoln
Calvin Fanpalm
Dell Farmer
Alex Feltleaf
Golda Finch
Saffron Finch
Micha Finnegan
Douglas Firman
Kitty Fisher
Daisy Fleabane
Melody Flowers
Alden Flycatcher
Ashley Flycatcher
Dock Foster
Meg Frigatebird
Diana Fritillary
Regis Fritillary
Vera Fuchs
Ann Gadwall
Maura Gannet
Ana Garganey
Gemma Gemma
Adrian Ghostcrab
B.G. Gnatcatcher
Kitty Gnatcatcher
Ellen Godwit
Bay Goldeneye
Earl Goldenrod
Lance Goldenrod
Chen Goose
Violet Goshawk
Wesley Grabe
'Dapple' Gray
Katherine Bird Gray
'Goody' Goodnurse
Olden Graychurch
Laura Greasewood
Earl Grebe
Rider Greenheron
Kelp Greenling
'Grandfa' Grig
Gregory Griggs
'Pop' Grosso
'Hoot' Grouse
'Shorty' Grouse
Shad Grunt
Baccus Guillemot
Porgie Haden
Coral Hairstreak
Gay Hairstreak
Camille Harebell
Marsh Harrier
Sunny Harvester
Bluto Hawk
Granola Head
'Snorky' Headcock
Barry Hedgehog
Crispus Hellbender
Sue Hemlock
Lou Heron
Scrabble Hill
Ann Hinga
Erna Hirundo
Skip Hobomok
Japonica Honeysuckle
'Poppy' Horn
'Hop' Hornbeam
Rufus Hummingbird
Chichi Ibis
Crystal Iceplant
Perry Jaeger
Jennifer Jenkins
Josephus Joba
Porgy Jolthead
Hoodie Junco
Sugar Kelp
Americus Kestral
B.L. Kittiwake
Gray Kingbird
Ruby Kinglet
Spotty Knapweed
Bella Labella
'Snapper' Lane
Rose Bay Lapland
'Horny' Lark
Carolina C. Lavender
R.C. Leche
Monte Letus
Detective L. Limpet
Aaron Limpkin
Robert Link
Woody Littlesatyr
Lucy Locket
Foreman Longman
Lapland Longspur
Perry Lupine

“Peanuts” Butler
Arentino Capriccio
Mike German
Salvatore Langsam
Mary Mack
‘Man-Mountain’ Mahogany
Artie Majori
Ananais Mallard
Anna Mallard
Molly Malone
Chesty Mannikin
Doug Maple
Larry Marble
Jack Margate
Gar Marplot
Coty Mayweed
Marsha Merrygold
Honey Mesquite
‘Wing’ Metalmark
Arabella Miller
Vincent Mintery
Molly Mite
Lysander Moneywort
Twofonda Mooney
Marsh Moorhen
Susan Moriar
Elsie Morley
Ike Morningglory
‘Mother’ Mullein
‘Muskie’ Muskellunge
Brass Mustard
Henry Nettle
Corey Nighthawk
Dulcinea Nightshade
Eugene Nopence
Jacha Nori
Clark Nutcracker
‘Piggy’ Nuthatch
Hazel Nutt
Tanner Oak
Lily O’Day
Alice Oldsquaw
Bryan O’Lynn
John Onehammer
Falk Orangetip
Scott Oriole
Red Osier
Pandion Osprey
Teacher Ovenbird
Bayard Owl
Daisy Oxeye
Harold Parry
May Partridgeberry
William Payote
Margarita Pearl
‘Skipper’ Peck
‘Pie’ Perch
Paul Perot
Ford Piano
Lamb Pigweed
Esau Pike
Lou Pine
Jay Pinyon
Chickasaw Plumm
Vladimir Podd
Walter Pollack
Blossom Popcorn
Umberto B. Prairiechicken
Butler Prima
Willow Ptarmigan
Fluffy Pussytoes
Calvin Quayle
Chris Rabbitbrush
Oregon Race
‘Clapper’ Rail
Virginia Rail
Range Ratany
‘Affidavit’ Red, Esq.
Felix Red
Elder Redberry
Tristram Redcurrent
Spry Rednape
Amy Redstart
Manley Redwood
‘Swordy’ Richlove
Widow Rockfish
Rocky Rockweed
Robert Rowley
Candace Saltbush
Tammy Saltcedar
Sandy Sanderling
Bart Sandpiper
‘Salty’ Sandpiper
Silver Sauger
Early Sax
Janus Schoolmaster
Blackie Scoter
‘Ho-Dad’ Scoter
Melanie Scoter
Rose Screwbean
Claudius Sculpin
Solomon Seel
Hickory Shad
Bobbie Shaftoe
Hickory Shagbark
Leonard Shark, R.N.
Christy Shearwater
Fulmar Shearwater
‘Sooty’ Shearwater
Archie Sheepshead
Rose Shiner
Yarrow Shinleaf
Ginnie Shoemaker
Gadwell Shoveller
Dion Skipper
Gary Silktassel
Ellie Silverberry
Golda Sinkfoil
Pine Siskin
Callie Sister
Thaddeus Smoketree
Helen Sneezeweed
Hugh Soaptree
Carolina Sora
Brian Sourgum
Sonny Sowthistle
Harrison Sparrow
Savannah Sparrow
Veronica Speedwell
Redbeard Sponge
Varius Sphyrpicus
Ronnie Spurge
Vi Squashberry
Blood Starr
Uncle Steelhead
Manny Stilt
Diana Stingnettle
‘Sterno’ Stinkpot
Hardy Stoneroller
Bill Storkbill
Castro Stormpetrel
Mabel Sugar
Dainty Sulphur
Brandy Sundrop
Helena Sunflower
Mary Sunshine
Topher Sunstar
Barney Swallow
Clifford Swallow
Anise Swallowtail
‘Pal’ Swallowtail
Briton Swain
Lum Swann
Tundra Swann
Magnolia Sweetbay
Rose Sweetbrier
Myra Sweetgale
‘Tex’ Swifttail
Daisy Tahoka
Lars Tamarack
Scarlett Tanager
Summer Tanager
Dipsy Teasel
Anna Teel
Cinnamon Teel
Rube Thimbleberry
Murray Thinbill
Herman Thrush
Lance Tickseed
Thomas Tinker
Thomas Tittlemouse
Josh Tree
Ellie Trogon
Gil Trout
Lily Trout
Percheron Trout
Daniel Tucker
Thomas Tucker
‘Greasy’ Tumbleweed
Aster Turbinellis
Ruddy Turnstone
Oliver Twisteo
Dolly Varden
‘Creepy’ Verbena
Urbina Vervain
Redmond Vireo
E. Vitonelli
Wesley Wakerobin
Chuck Walla
Dusky Walleye
Magnolia Warbler
Palmer Warbler
Brownie Warmouth
Manfred Waterjelly
Louis Waterthrush
Myrtle Wax
Bo Waxwing
Chenille Weed
Clement Weed
Bucky Whelk
Marlon White
Charles William Widdow
‘Buckwheat’ Wilder
Candace Wilder
Tim Willet
Anemone Wood
‘Peewee’ Wood
Harry Woodpecker
Daisy Wooley
Mother Wort
Carol Wren
Manny Xanita
Ringo Yellowleg
Olga Yronwood
Mo Yucca
Dave Zebra

ANYTOWN BUSINESS DIRECTORY
A Thousand Acres Resort & Sit “n” Bull Ranch
A-1 Detective Agency
Active Coffee Corp.
Adam’s Good Food House
Adam’s Ribs & Bar-B-Que
Agape Inc.
Al Dente’s Spaghetti House
Alive & Well, Inc.
All Around U Monuments
All Over But the Shouting, Inc.
Alpha Betty, Inc.
Also Ran Rental Cars.
America Love It or Leave It Corp.
American Alhambra
American Call & Response, Inc.
American Dish
American Excess, Unlimited
American Fascination Corp.
American Fat Cat Inc.
American Ideograms
American Resources
American Spasm
American Vision
American Waste
American Wound Mutual
Amusing Playthings Are We
Anadvertising Company
Anarchy, Inc.
Animal Farm Cat & Rat Ranch
Annexation & Secession, Ltd.
Anytown Electrical
Anytown Furnace
Anytown Lower Falls Hardware-Keys Made
Anytown Lower Falls Kitchen Supply
Anytown Lower Falls Stoves & Refrigerators
Anytown Museum
Anywho Inc.
Ape-Bent Luggage
Apolitical Barber Shop
Arcadia Police & Military Supplies
Arcadia Surveillance & Security
Armed Goons, Inc.
ART Exterminators
Astamagootis Car Dealers
Ataunto Attorneys-at-Law
“Auntie” Septic Plumbing
Authentic Five and Dime
Axa Inc.
B&R Tijuana Cuisine
B9 Carcinogen Corp.
Babylon Amusement Park
Backlog Enterprises
Badlands Liquor
Bakehead’s Gas Station
Barg Industries
Bark ‘n’ Purr Pet Grooming
Basic Four Food Groups
Battlefield Babysitting Service
Battlefield Child Care Center
Battlefield Gravestones
Bears Lumber
Beckerman Bakers
Beer “n” Skittles
Beergarden & Wineshop, Attorneys-at-Law
Best Minds of Our Generation, Ltd.
Big Deals, Inc.
Big House
Big Plans, Ltd.
Big Town Accountants
Big Town Asphalt
Big Town Baby Furniture
Big Town Builders & Wreckers
Big Town Cab
Big Town Driving Instruction
Big Town Sperm Bank
Blam’s Guns
Bonanza Big Boy and Fat Man Shop
Boomtown Barons
Boulevard Inn
Boundaries, Unlimited
Box-Mao Corrugated Cardboard Products
Boys Will Be Boys Co.
Brain Implants, Inc.
Brains R Us Consulting
Brand Plaza Air Conditioning
Brand Plaza Formal Wear
Brand Plaza Laundrodome
Brand Plaza Rug & Carpet
Brand Plaza T-Shirts & Tie-Dye
Brand Plaza Uniform
Bridge of Sighs Funeral Home
Brimstone Building
Bubble Reputation Publicity
Bugsy’s Beanery
Candles & Sandals
Candy Cake and Ice Cream, Inc.
Cannery Marble & Granite
Cannonsmouth Security
Carbox Shipping
Card’s Department Store
Central Depot Bricklayers
Central Depot Copy & Mimeo
Central Depot Cosmetics
Central Depot Craft and Hobby Supplies
Central Depot Labs
Certified Inc.
Champagne Eyes Beauty Products
Cheapwine Import Co.
Chez Swank
Chow Down Imports
Christmas Avenue
Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum Investment Group
Chu Chulain Enterprises
Civilian Conversation Camp
Cliched Verses Greeting Card Corp.
Club Matinee
Clumsy Lumberman Inc.
Co-Existence Bagel Shop
Coffee Coffin Copy Co.
Coffee Pot Building
Come Inn
Compulsive Optimism, Corp.
Consolidated Blarney
Consolidated Phosphorus
Consolidated Tin
Conspiracy Enterprises
Consumer Fools International
Continental Excess
Continental Manors
Continental Om
Cooperative Fire
Corporate Propriety Investigative Services
Corpuscles, Inc.
Corrupt Power
Cottage Industries International
Crazy Joe’s Tap
Cretin Greeting Company
Crooked Cigar Co.
Cross Country Alarms
Cross Country Charters
Cross Country Fur
Cross Country Party Supplies
Crowsfeet Inc.
Cruel Bakers
Cursed Earth Products
Curveefemale Holding Company
Darkness Blankets
Decalogue Inc.
Deeplum Pastries
Delilah’s Deli
Demonsthenes Gas and Electric
Derry Derry & Down, Inc.
Designed Casket Company
Destructive Lifestyles Counseling Agency
Diamond in the Rough Associates
Dicipline Spray Company
Dirtie Mutual Inc.
Dirty Rotten Shame, Attorneys at law
Disaster Fire & Casualty
“Dishonest” John’s New & Used Cars
Diurnal Occurrences
Dna Hill Liquor
Doggie in the Window Purchase Agency
Donderbeck’s Butcher Shop
Dr. Bowdark, M.D.
Dr. Crocus, M.D.
Dr. Stickenstone, Chiropodist
Drop’s Café
E.Z. Wolf Loans
Eastern Status Corp.
Eastridge Wood
Eden Prairie Feed Supply
Eden Prairie Home Heating
Eden Prairie Lawn & Landscaping
Eden Prairie Tow
Eden Prairie Trailers
Edenic Corp.
Eh Bien French Caterers
Eight Miles High, Ltd.
Einstein Place, Where the Smart People Live
El Cubano
Electric Ladyland Amusement Arcade
Elfin Wang Enterprises
Elvis Presley Costumes and Accessories
Embolism Films
Engineered Consent Company
Engle’s Ice Cream
Enough Rope Company
Erotica Autos
Esquisite Manors
Everything Electrical Electrical Appliance Repair Shop
Extended Metaphor Productions
Eye of Amogotto Occult Book Store
Eyestone’s Drug Store
Factwino Products
False Alarms, Inc.
Farmer-Indell Investment Corp.
Fashion Land Colostomy, Urotomy & Neostomy Supplies
Favorable Business Climate Co.
Feist’s Cigar Store
Fiddle Funeral Parlor
Fifth Column Activities Company
Fire Is Coming Casualty and Life
Flattery, Flummery & Frippery, Attorneys-at-Law
Flibberty Gibbets
Fly By Nite Travel Agency
Foreign Refugees Temp.Co.
Fortune & Menzies, Inc.
Forward Progress Group
Frank & Forthwright Co.
Freude, Schoener, Gotterfunken Attorneys-at-Law
Friends of the Family Entertainment Co.
Fritz Machinery
Fruits & Vegetables
Fuller Fertilizer
Fun N Games Amusement Arcade
Futuropolis Zoo
Gabble Bar & Grille
Gainworld Losesoul Co.
Gateway to the West Hardware Store
Gaudeamus Igitur Inc.
Gaudy Baubles Jewelry Manufacturers
Gayfeather Candies
General Major
George Donner’s The Great Outdoors Store
Geronimo Cadillac
Get-A-Job
Getgo International
Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread Bakers
Gleason’s Corner Bar & Grill
Gleason’s Corner Passport Photo
Gleason’s Corner Towel
Glorious Eagle Recreational Vehicles
Gobble n Go
God Don’t Make Trash, Inc.
Godpup
Gold Diggers Group
Golden Café
Golden Rain Foundation of Leisure Hills
Gratuitous Novelties Inc.
Great American Eastern Central Pacific Investments
Great Financial Center Inc.
Great Fire
Great National Disaster Re
Great Northern Accusative Corp.
Grief & Lamentation Worldwide
Hal Jordan’s Toy Store & Hobby Shop
Halo Investigation
Hard Workers Temp Agency
Hardliver’s Haberdashery
Harry’s Haberdashery
Heap Guns & Ammo
Heart Dog Have Spayed Inc.
Heigh, Muckety & Muck, Attorneys-at-Law
Hellgrammite Lures
Herkimer Jerkimer’s Eat Shoppe
Herod’s Salami
Hi-Fi Tweeter’s Pizzaria
High Street Wire
Highway Bowl
Hinter-Aufen Storage
Hinterland Travel Service
Hire-A-Wino
Hisididdy Corp.
Hochmal, Inc.
Hold On To Your Dream Co.
Homerdrome Sports Arena
Honest Injun Co.
How Exciting, Inc.
Huggable Motorcycles
Human Nature Corp.
Humility, Inc.
Hunger Hurts Inc.
Hurrah’s
Hussey’s Ladies Wear
I & I Chemicals and Pharmaceuticals
I Am A Man Enterprises
I Am Now Home
I An Reliable Inc.
I’m In Love Co.
Idiom Corp
Ill Toil Facilities Admin.
Important Messages
Inevitable Casualty and Surety
Ingen’s Liquors
Inland Boats
Intercontinental Mudge
International Chimp
International Feel Pharmaceuticals
International Poltroons, Inc.
International Protozoons
International Surple
International Wafers
It’s Free Corp.
It’s Only Money Co.
Ivy, Attorney-at-Law
Izzy & Moe’s Gin Mill
J. Crow, Realtor
Jeer-Don Industries
Jiver Home Mortgages
Jivetown Carpenters
Jivetown Counselors
Jivetown Detailers
Jivetown Jokes & Novelties
Jivetown Manicure & Pedicure
Jivetown Martial Arts
Jivetown Rental
Jivetown Wash & Dry
Johnnie Bizarros Auto Parts and Supplies
Johnny-On-the-Spot Temps
Joy Distributors
Judeoxian Ethic Co.
Katush’s Grocery
Killyhawk Pharmacy
Kilroy Industries
King’s Plaza Camera and Photo
King’s Plaza Music
Kingshorse Kingsman Inc.
Knob Hill Athenaeum
Knob Hill Film
Knob Hill Golf Club
Knob Hill Nursing Associates
Knob Hill Observatory
Knob Hill Reiki
Knob Hill Solar
Knob Hill Tea
Know All Corp.
Korner Luncheonette
Ky-Wah’s Jewelry Store
Lakeside Steam
Lakeside Water
Land of 1000 Dames Girlie and Burlesk
Land of a Thousand Dances
Landcover Mortuary
Leaning Tower of Pizza
Leatherroot’s Barber Shop
Lenny & George Travel Agency
Let Er Ring Printers
Life in These United States Co.
Lights Out Inc.
Limerick Mills
Liquid Gas Consolidated
Liquid Gold Corp.
Lister Dental Associates
Live and Let Litho
Lonely Financial
Loose Lips Salvage Co.
Love A Rich Man, Inc.
Love or Money Enterprises
Love Train Trainsportation
Lovechild Industries
Luetgert’s Gourmet Foods
Lyne-O-Type Press
Mad River Pharmaceuticals
Magnificent Obsession Ltd.
Maiden Arms
Main Line
Majestic Pest Control
Mama Corleone’s
Manchmal Corp.
Manes R Us Hair Parlor
Mangrove Homes
Manual Labor Corp.
Master Builders, Inc.
Material Comfort Industries
Material Giant, Inc.
Mauger’s Variety Store
Mayfair-in-The Grove Chimney
Mayfair-in-The Grove Health Spa & Figure Salon
Mayfair-in-The Grove Tours
Mayfair-in-The Grove Video Rental
Mayfair-in-The Grove Yoga
Meaningless Pest Control
Melvin Mole’s Comic Books and Collectibles
Merrimekko Tablecloth Corp.
Metaphor, Simile, Metonymy & Synechtode, Inc.
Midas Building
Mid-Continent Bathroom Supplies
Midnite Munchies 24 Hour Store
Mighty ocean Shipping & Hauling
Mini Midi Micro Fashions
Mini Mutt Inc.
Mini Warehouse
Misericordiae Corp.
Mission Liquor
Moloch Management
Money Talks Coins & Stamps
Moot Point Enterprises
Mountaineer Cigar & Humidor
Mountaineer Lamps
Mountaineer Tool
Movers & Wreckers
Mr. Fish Man
Mr. Fixit’s Auro Repair
Musical Chairs
National Giant, Inc.
National Jockey Boys Benevolent Fraternal Society
Natural Predators, Inc.
Nebbynose Telephone Company
Neptune Investments
New Ideas Industries
New River Trains
New Wrinkle Beauty Parlor
Newground Apartments
No Count Corp.
No TV Encounter Group
Northland Blood Bank
Northland Construction
Northland Ice
Northland Snow Blowers & Snowmobiles
Norwegian Frieght Co.
Note’s Furniture
Notell Motel
Nothing To Lose Lotteries
Novelty Costume Shop, Gorilla Suits Our Specialty
Number’s Drug Store
Oak Hill Nursing Home
Oilbean Estates
Old Edwardian Exiles
Old MacDonald Pharmaceuticals
Old Pros Corp.
Old-Curmudgeon Associates
Olde Mystick Village Computers
Olde Mystick Village Elevator
Olde Mystick Village Medical & Nursing Supply
Olde Mystick Village Tubing
Oldhook Mattresses and Bedding
Oldtown Watch Repair
Open My Eyes, Co.
Oranges and Apples
Ourpsycle, Inc.
Owl Laundering
Own Your Own Home Building and Loan
Pa Kent’s General Store
Pacific Weather Co.
Packer-Lise Attorneys at Law
Paid for Loafing Corp.
Paintin’ Place
Paper Tiger Manufacturing Co.
Parliament of Fowles, Ltd.
Pay King
Penny For Your Thoughts Co.
Philadelphia Freedom, Inc.
Philadelphia Lawyers
Philboyd Studge Products
Picacho’s Dollar Store
Pig ‘n’ Patio
Piggen’s Rib Joint
Pith, Brevity, Terse, Sullivan & Laconic, Attorneys-at-Law
Pitiful Helpless Giant Ltd.
Plot to Put Communism In Our Schools Defense League
Poison Cookie Chop & Broken Pie Bakery
Poisson-Dart, Attorney-at-Law
Poky Little Puppy Enterprises
Ponderosa Cleaners
Ponderosa Discount
Ponderosa Oxygen
Posh Gambling Den
Prattle Magazine
Pre Pro Co.
Pro & Con Corp.
Project Liquor
Promises Promises DBA More Promises
Puritan Shame Corp.
Pursuit of Happiness Haberdashery
Queen’s Center Sewer and Sewage
Question of Balance, Ltd.
Quicker Liquor
Quickweed Architects
Quid Pro Co.
Quieten’s Bookstore
Racke & Ruin Re
Radlib Conspiracy Group
Rage Warehouse Ire Proof
Railroad, Creek, Rock & Hardplace, Attorneys-at-Law
Rainbow All-Natural Health Foods
Rainbow Cuspidors
Rainbow Elder Care
Rainbow Floor
Rainbow Fumigators
Rainbow Massage
Rainbow Palmistry, Astrology & Fortunes
Rainbow Skydiving
Rainbow Talent Brokers
Random Violence Marketing & Research
Rather’s 24 Hour Veterinary Clinic
Raw Youth Movement Rally Enterprises, Inc.
Reach For A Star Talent Agency
Real Men, Inc.
Reality Realtors
Red & Grey, Notary Public
Red Carpet Lounge
Redlamp Credit
Redlamp Laundromat
Redshaw Dairy
Remains Stationary
Rollerball Skate Rental
Rose’s Tattoos
Rough & Tumble, Inc.
Rovina Wrent-A-Wreck
Rude Coffee
Rudolph Rassendale’s Lumber Yard & Saw Mill
Samizdat 24-Hour Dry Clean
Sandadder & Son, Oculist
Scapegoat, Unlimited
Scoff & Gripe, Attorneys-at-Law
Seeya Later Alligator Rent-To-Own
Selfish-Pride Realtors
Sensual Products
Serves You Right Corp.
Set the World On Fire Planning Group
Sgt. Pepperoni’s Pizza
Shadetree Mechanics
Shanty Street Gas
Shave and A Haircut Barber Shop
Shiva Arms
Shynie, Serge, Bluesuit & Ty, Attorneys at Law
Silver Apples of the Moon Manufacturing Company
Skidmore Temps
Skylark Club
Smart-Dumm Real Estate
Smug Harbor Boats
Smug Harbor Diesel
Smug Harbor Fish
Smug Harbor Marine Supply
Smug Harbor Scrap & Salvage
Smug Harbor Skindiving
So Help Me, Ltd.
Socialist Advertising Agency
Socialist Threat, Inc.
Softly Wispering I Love You Elms Development Corp.
Solid Food Co.
South Street Seaport Bait & Tackle
Southdale Pipe
Southside Plate, Window & Automotive Glass
Spice of Life Indian Cuisine
Spiritual Satisfaction, Unltd.
Spoof, Inc.
Square’s Bar
Squeaky Wheel Grease Company
State of Health Industries
Strom & Brainstorm Advertising Agency
Subjunctive Preservation Building and Loan
Super Dream Pill Inc.
Supreme Being Enterprises
Survival Law
Suspicious Minds Merchandising Ltd.
Tabby Employment Agency
Taste O’ Honey
Tayken-Runn Co.
Terrorism Unlimited
Thank You Products
That’s Different, Corp.
The Anschluss Corporation
The Bartleby Group
The Beach Ball Club
The Big Store
The Bisons
The Commodore Nutt Lounge
The Communist Block Accessories and Fashions
The Daily Chronicker
The DBA Corp.
The Eight Ball Café
The Elks
The Fashion Plate
The Firefly Tavern
The General Tom Thumb Hotel
The Golden Horn
The Good Old Days, Unlimited
The Grange
The Invalid Company
The Jumping-Off Place
The Madison Club
The Mercantile Building
The Moose
The National Probity Group
The Nazarene Group
The Oddfellows
The Old School Tie Association
The Old Temperance Hotel
The Order of Literary Patriotic Harmonious Fists
The Patricians
The Plunder Group
The Pompous Group
The Pop Shop
The Potlatch Group
The Property Theft Group
The Restful Café
The Snak Shak
The South Will Rise Again, Inc.
The Sports Haven
The Stonewall Company
The Worlds Best Gifts
The Worryline Corp.
Thirsty Acres
Thirsty Giant Promotions
Thousand Shadows Co.
Thwartsaw Associates
Timber’s Stationary
Time Is A Miser Investments
Time Zone
Tip Inn
Tomaka Hoar Receipts, Ltd.
Toomuch, Beer & Wein Enterprises
Top Mind
Torpedo Sub Shop
Touch ‘n’ Go Corporation
Townville Roofing
Transport Connections Unlimited
Treasure Island Antiques
Treasure Island Designers
Treasure Island News
Tremendous Opportunities Inc.
Trust Busters
Tubby’s Trough
Twelve Keys to the Kingdom Religious Supplies
Uncle Elby’s General Store
Uncle William’s Useless Things
Undeclared Candidate Consulting
Underlying Catastrophe Savings and Loan
Underwater Moonlight Corporation
Unique Uniforms
United Pathogens DBA Prosperity Health Farms
Unknown Fidelity, Co.
Unwilling Co.
Urbandale Harbor Pools & Pumps
Usher’s Spring and Fall Fashions
Vent Appliance
Verdegrise Realtors
Ware-Wolfe Group
Water Water Everywhere Home Repairs
Way of the World International
Wazooville Slaughterhouse
We All Fall Down Co.
We Sell Soul, Inc.
We’ll See Investments
Wedded Bliss Bridal Shop
Welkin’s Floral Shop
Westgate Tire
What Profiteth It A Man, Inc.
Whatnow Corp.
Whether Or Not Co.
Whiffler Stationary
White Colored Inc.
Whocan Co.
Whynot Inc.
Wise Guys Travel Agency
Wishing Tree Industries
WKCX Radio
Word Butchers
Workaday World Enterprises
World Dilemma
World Without End Amen, Inc.
WOW Dry Cleaner and Cold Storage
Wretched Excess, Inc.
Wurra-Wurra Imports
Xaroshie’s Beauty Parlor
Xavier Tree Removal
XXX Moviehouse
Yarrowstalk Funeral Home
Yawl’s Pet Store
Young Man Enterprises
Young Men’s Club
YourCorp Industries
Zanjero’s Trucks and Hauling
Zomack’s Five Cent Cigar Store

Asdrubal Cabrera

Quintavious Lumpkin (real person)

Swordy Loverich. (Real person.)

Semenczuk.

Graydon Rodwell

The people who staffed the Yum Yum Club were the lowest variety of the demimonde. One of the bouncers was a broken down ex-pug known as "Punchy"; the other, his "supervisor," was a gruesomely obese cashiered corrupt cop nicknamed "Spuckie Buns," who carried unlicensed weapons and backed Punchy up whenever more than simple hired muscle was needed. One of the doormen was a sleazy chili-pimp named "Teeth" Mancini; the other was an odious middle-aged pervert known as Dan-the-Man. The waitresses were all gruesomely superannuated syphilitic whores. The cashiers were convicted felons and drug pushers who slid clandestine bindles of "the powder" to their avid-eyed clientele. The bartenders were ruined drunks whose noses were aflame with conspicuous gin blossoms, From where did the mobsters who ran the joint manage to dredge these characters up? Don't ask. But mostly they came from the lowest gin palaces and beer gardens; from county jails and half-way houses; from asylums and poolrooms and back-room casinos and any other place where vice flourished and virtue was a joke. The starry-eyed hippies and jaded juvenile delinquents who were the intended clientele of this awful den of iniquity were treated to third-rate talent, watered drinks, rude service,and, more than occasionally, a brutal beating whenever "things got out of hand," which was often. Undercover narcs roamed the place, hiding in nooks and alcoves, eyes ever sharp for unsanctioned drug transactions. Whenever they descended upon a victim, both the drugs and the money were confiscated, and both the buyer and the seller were hustled out the door by Punchy, who used his patented carotid artery pinch to persuade resisting victims to move along in a big hurry.