"Bang Bus? :-("







She was putting away some laundry and found it in the sock drawer. Whoops.

Bang Busted

I can only hope when you got home, she was watching it (and liking it).

*fingers crossed*

I asked her if she was watching it and she said no. I sadly have to believe her.

Just tell her to be happy that it wasn't Bait Bus......

Next time, stick sumpin' like this in that drawer....



Very "wife-friendly" stuff. I call it "gateway-porn" for the wives.

I'll never get caught unless my wife has the urge to listen to the Limp Bizkit CD.

Rrrrrrrrrrright.

Stick it in your ear Vol II?


I just got lazy. Well then again so did she because I have a ton of socks-- and for the drawer to empty out that far to the bottom is her fault.

Did she also find your Bang Bus sock?

stuck to the DVD?

Imagine being the wife that finds Bait Bus? Imagine the text message she'd send?

Amateur. All your dvd porn should be out with your other dvd cases. Just put the disc in a case of a movie she would never want to watch......like The Deer Hunter or something.

Not crazy about googling porno at work. I know bang bus but what is bait bus?

How did she find a porn website in your Sock Drawer?

I think he printed off the pictures.

be glad that you didnt google it

i just did

They lure a dude onto the bus with a hot chick, blindfold him, and then he has sex with a dude for cash.

I'm glad I didn't know this

yeah, but arent you glad that now, when a bus full of hot chicks pulls up to you while you are walking home and says that they want to have sex with you, you'll know to peek out of the blindfold to make sure that its a lady?

that's hilarious.

whatever man, if you're fucking a dude with a beard it's basically like fucking a mouth and twat at the same time.

It's such a retarded premise though, like any straight dude would go along with it.

I would think they would sell more videos if they did this with actual real straight dudes, and when they took the blindfold off, the straight dude flew into a rage and punched and kicked his way out of the van.

So wait ... you watch these vidoes? Like to the end?

so you're saying that it wasnt worth it to watch multiple videos of dudes banging guys
because the endings werent believeable?

He's really angry and disgusted with himself each time though.

Good stuff.

I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME!

"Wanna Bang Bus? =("

Do I look like flipper to you?

the bait "bus" is actually a mustang.

I can't tell with this blindfold on.

BIGGIE! DON'T GO IN THERE!

He's yelling NO! ITS A TRAP!

Hey man ... how would you like this delicious meatball sub? Get in and throw on this blindfold.

Admiral Ackbar drives the Bait Bus.

How come all of these STR8 guys are 95 lb eastern europeans with spiky blond hair and thong underwear?

dude.

my wife was like...this acting is horrible and there isn't enough fucking...LOVE my wife

I like pretty vanilla porn. The ole in and out. None of this choking, 1cup, fisting, interracial shit the chicks all seem to be into these days.

dog house:-D

I think I might also love your wife. Nice.

I like how you put interracial in with choking, fisting and shit smearing.

It's funny - but yeah - straight regular sex porn is pretty rare these days. Everything out there seems to have 2 chicks with 800 guys, or chicks who do circus act style A2M/DP/TP/DV/DA and then a bukakke finish with the girl swallowing 18 loads of cum and a but full of piss.