I think it's too much coffee and smokes!

Don't be pissed. Do you think Mel gives a shit what you look like?

Must be the Jews casting spells on him

he was at foley's downtown the other week behaving himself, drinking diet coke.

God has not returned Mel's affection...

You have to love photographic proof the the nose and ears do not stop growing.

Loved him in the Bounty
ROOOOWRRR!

I think it's too much religious misery

Not to sound like a fayg...but maybe its a bad picture.....could happen.

And if it aint....good for him not cuttin' himself up like a dickhead to please other people.

I would say bad picture. It has harsh lighting and he's squinting.

And desperately needs a haircut and has a big boogie hanging out of his nose

As Charlie Brown once said....I got a rock.

"I will RUN YOU THROUGH!"

Not so fast, faggots.

ROOOOOOOOOW is RIGHT! He was so F-in hot in that movie!

Sue me, I think Hopkins was Hotter.

His (((POWER))) (((MAD))) (((BLIGH))) and careful handling of Mr. Hotty was a truly religious experience.

I thought he was just a Puritanical dick.. but whatever floats your boat.

Loved his island tattoo and his ponytail with the ribbon.

Stop it! You're turning me on!!!

Puritanical dick or not, I admire his restraint.

Mel is the concept of the new song

I can never find a man attractive if I know he has stupid politics....

Well, in 1984 or so I had NO idea what Mel's politics were...so I'm just remembering from my 80s 'big love'. Obviously, Mel is now tainted...for me anyway.
he still WAS cute in the Bounty though!!

True I thought he was cute back then also-not now though...

Whats wrong with his politics, sugartits?

I hear ya sister

I must say I love the sugartits part-I've been married a long time.

Ummm-I'm Jewish-is that enough?

At least you didn't call her a 'kyke'.

Hey, not everyone can love everyone....ever hear, "Irish Need Not Apply"? Dont be so sensitive, sugartits...life is beautiful.

I always thought it was "kike"....man, am I ignorant!

I hear that-you should tour the Tenement Museum in NY-they do a whole part about how people would rather rent to Blacks than Irish cuz the Irish were considered dirty and lazy.

Not sensitive-he just appears ugly to me because of his small mind.

No small minds need apply.

Thanks sugarballs.

Anytime....wanna lick?

I got the husband of 20 years-but I'll keep you on the back burner.....

Yeah, you'll have to excuse me if I don't know how to spell that word.

So I got that goin' for me.

How can I resist a leprechaun...

Thats how I get all my internet babes.

The good news is Hugh Jackman's looking damn good. And he's still Australian!

or is he?

Not Gay-My friends have known him and the wife for years-both very nice.

I worked for about a week on his movie ( Edge of Darkness ) and saw him once or twice.
Yeah, he looks a bit rough.

Speaking of Mel ... I just watched the opening episode of Season 11 Simpsons ...

some of the dialogue is great in the fact that Mel makes references to speeding, being pulled over by police, and lots of other ironic comments that counteract with the "Mel" we perceive today....

I've always imagined people (mostly women) who met him being a little let down by his stature, despite his arguable (I've always thought he looked a bit like an over-excited rhesus monkey with a distended jawline) good looks.

What I mean is...

Isn't he like 5' 4" or something?

(Kind of explains the desipte-all-the-millions-and-success anger, no?)

I think he's 5'8".

Everyone in Hollywood is 5'4-it's like living in Oz....