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DanPM
Obama Mocks Socialist Attacks: "I Shared My Toys"
Here's a funny moment from Obama's rally today in North Carolina -- a rally in which (not so humorously) two attendees passed out, in the process stopping the event while Obama urged medical personnel to attend to them and even offered up his own bottled water.

Responding to charges that his economic policies were socialistic in nature, the Democratic nominee ridiculed his opponent for resorting to trivialities and distractions.
"Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

The line was reminiscent of when Obama chastised Hillary Clinton during the primary for citing his kindergarten papers as evidence that he had a long-held presidential ambition. Now, as then, Obama chose to parlay the attack through humor as much as substance, a method that has proved effective not just in dismissing charges but drawing media attention towards his rebuttal.

benhamean
Commie!!
Maximum Tor
His toys were GI Ivan and My Little Camal.
elk
Did you hear the, MHaverty?!!! He admitted to being a commie toy-sharer. This is not the person we want in office.
Maximum Tor
WHAT IF HE SHARES OUR MILITARY SECRETS WITH THE ARABS AND COMMIES?! YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM.
benhamean
HE'D SHARE OUR WOMEN WITH THE HEATHENS!!!!
sixpinelbow
Dude even tried to share his water!!!!!
Maximum Tor
I AIN'T A LETTING THE GOD DANGED GOVERNMENT TAKE MY PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND GIVING IT TO THE BLACKS! YOU'LL HAVE MY PB & J WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.
DanPM
REFUSES TO SHARE HIS GRAPE DRANK THOUGH.
Maximum Tor
My gut says Obama is lying about sharing his toys and sandwiches. Do we have any verification on this? No. What is he trying to hide?
DanPM
QUOTE(DanPM @ Oct 29 2008, 03:26 PM) *


"By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich."


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benhamean
QUOTE(Maximum Tor @ Oct 29 2008, 02:37 PM) *

My gut says Obama is lying about sharing his toys and sandwiches. Do we have any verification on this? No. What is he trying to hide?

Why won't he come out and simply contradict himself? He is not ready to lead- cannot be trusted!
Dr. Moose
HE ONLY SHARED HIS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH TO KILL THE CAPITALIST INFIDEL CHILD WITH THE PEANUT ALLERGY!!
Maximum Tor
QUOTE(benhamean @ Oct 29 2008, 03:39 PM) *

Why won't he come out and simply contradict himself? He is not ready to lead- cannot be trusted!



My gut is positive he's lying about this. It's up to you to prove my gut wrong.
sixpinelbow
heard that elitist actually spreads marmalade and not jelly
JodyThePig
Obama: "Of course, I prefer actual peanut butter as opposed to so-called 'peanut spreads' like JIF."

McCain: "Obama has gone on the record as being irrevocably opposed to America's choosy mothers."
Maximum Tor
What's the difference between a choosy mom and a pitbull?


A crippling sense of paranoia over their children.
Maximum Tor
An elitist in the tank for Obama:

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DanPM
QUOTE(Maximum Tor @ Oct 29 2008, 04:05 PM) *

An elitist in the tank for Obama:

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"He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."
Atom Brain
Crunchy or smooth??? WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY???
Maximum Tor
You know he only used grape jelly.
DanPM
QUOTE(Maximum Tor @ Oct 29 2008, 04:13 PM) *

You know he only used grape jelly.

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Maximum Tor
Dunks his PB&Js into Kool Aid
brah!
When Cobra Commander attacked G.I. Joe, Senator Obarma [sic] urged "restraint from both sides." My friends, that's not leadership, that's voting present on toyrorrism.
benhamean
Its all a huge lie- they don't allow toys in the madrassas! They are too busy being indoctrinated with anti-American hatred to play with toys.
Maximum Tor
QUOTE(brah! @ Oct 29 2008, 04:26 PM) *

When Cobra Commander attacked G.I. Joe, Senator Obarma [sic] urged "restraint from both sides." My friends, that's not leadership, that's voting present on toyrorrism.




"You can't sit down with Megatron without preconditions and let him spew his hateful anti-Autobot bigotry."


This will win McCain Michigan. This will be HUGE. Mark my words.
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