Please explain Springsteen Punk.

shitty music made by dudes that may or may not have been in punk bands that now think they're "songwriters" and write the same shitty songs they used to write before only with more acoustic guitar and sincerity. bonus points if mid life crisiseszzz and being a working man are referenced.

see also: billy bragg hc and whatever else. either way i can't wait to start my working class folk band where all the songs are about giving handjobs for club sandwiches.

y'know, regular guy problems.

Count me in.

That D Generation guy one of these?

the boss was never a hairdresser.

turkey club terrorism TurK8.

Cabbie hats make the transition don't they?

being "ernest" is a prerequisite, or at least looking like it.

choo choo, yes. cabbie, no.

i think my new band might be better if the songs are actually about giving dudes handjobs until they come club sandwiches. i gotta think about this.

furrowing of the brow is important too

These Faded Blue Jeans

New York Memories

Hard Times Stay With Me

Anthem For The Old Heroes

I'll Burn That Bridge When I Come To It

The New York Skyline

My Neck Tattoos Have Gone Turkey Neck

Taxes Dammit Gas Prices Goddammit

Having a Job and Blah Blah Blah

I like to call it "Frown-Rock".

bob konk is a number one bro derek here.

That movie is like a wonderful dream that will never happen. Ernest Scared Stupid is the greatest.

I like to call it "Clown-Cock"

It is until you've seen Turkish Ernest Scared Stupid.

you haven't seen Brazilian Planet of the Apes yet, have you? I'm beginning to lean more towards the Brazil nuts in awesome movie remakes...although I still haven't seen Turkish I Spit on Your Grave.


sexy.


mean


more sexy.



although its a little hard to see here, this is from the musical number in the film where the Apes have a celebration dance wearing their favorite string headbands and plaid bellbotoms. They all wore plaid bellbottoms



this last still is the preferred method to get to and escape from a post apocolyptic Brazilian Planet of the Apes...hot air baloon

and just for good measure heres an edited still from the German ET porno : "The ET of Vagina One Settles of the Other World"

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boo ya.

dude.

Turkish Ernest Scared Stupid needs to be made.


edit: dammit JTP


also, there's a decent cheapo Japanese Planet of the Apes too

JesusHChristonafuckingbike.....

"How about a bumper sandwich, booger-lips"

And Everything I was just drinking Is All Over my Monitor!!!!