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I admit both jokes were both pretty weak. The Parenteau one was actually more to do with what I picture you looking like.

Just so happens that he also raped some little boys.

True. You have seriously thick skin when it comes to clowning




You're demanding noise board jokes to be funny? Anything else you want Fauntleroy?

brixx

The late MF

http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php?sho...p;#entry3378792

appearance:
young - lou reed
30's - gene simmons
present day - george "the animal" steele

personality:
sam kinison / eric bogosian

wishful thinking - eric bogosian

Mr. Shhh



Pretty much by default, ya know?

Dollahz,bra! FUCKIN DOLLAHZ!!

Brixx

Doberman

a) thanks, i think... my life's an open book, i couldn't give a fuck what anyone thinks... i've had more fun than alla yez combined...
b) it would be nice, & doesn't take much effort... most posts scream "first thing that popped into my head because i'm bored."

Close....

Dan PM




ImIdaho




Rev Brixx

"YA DON'T JUST *HAPPEN* TO RAPE LITTLE BOYS"

crystalball!

Based on the culture here, I view mockery as the highest form of NB flattery.

I sincerely hope you don't take anything personally.

This one I can absolutely vouch for.

No one loves Brittany Spears more than me.






*except this guy.

Music Forum

ImIdaho

rotten drunk

I can only speak for myself, of course, so...yeah, pretty much! On the build, anyway.

you can't NOT, sometimes. and it's not always flattery by a longshot...
i know for a fact that some people know me but won't cop to who they are... creepy...
one poster who has appeared under different names was banned for PM'ing me death threats (thank you jonerik), for real, but of course wouldn't say why...
& that doesn't scratch the surface... once, someone made slanderous flyers about me & left hundreds if not thousands of them all over town --- clubs, rehearsal spaces, record stores, on & on... i almost lost my job over that, 'cause the owners were afraid they'd be vandalized & i don't blame them, they were left at my job...
if that's paranoid, so be it...

could be.

who's that dude?

Alright well all that sucks. And sorry it ever happened. Just know that I am wayy too lazy to ever pass around flyers and DEFINITELY to lazy to ever plan your murder let alone carry through on it.

But a guy with 25K+ posts on a message board is going to get some mention in threads like this.

Cristobol

Thats pretty fucked up ... ever find out who it was?

Bra we actually met at the Roxy Bodog thing, but...

Brixx:

I had to look up the first two lines ...
I love that episode.

that's over eight years, dood, dunno if they fold in the ones from the previous version of the board... i don't think i'm even in the top ten... whereas you have almost 3,00 inside a year, i'd say you're well on your way...

of course not, you think these dildos would ever admit it?

I probably have close to 10K if you count the back-in-the-day figure. So that's probably a 4 or 5-year total.

But anyway, not looking to debate total posts, just saying that SOMETIMES it really is all just in fun.

I saw that movie on Lifetime once.

I feel like I post a lot, so I'm quite disappointed at my post count.

No way..did we,bra?

DanPM, coughlin, and WTF Jones

Yep we surely did.

I am, perhaps, easily forgettable.

That's coughlin trying to swipe a pair of Ramones tickets out of my back pocket.

Nah ,bra! htta was also my b-day..i was pretty creamskulled! Did we talk?

Damn.

I was hoping:



But that's only because I'd laid the tracks for that muh-damn self.

For a little while. You introduced me to a couple of hot chicks and we mostly let them talk. I was pretty shitfaced too.

what did we talk about,bra?

IMIdaho


peeweeswafer


newfakename


allie


sue


La India Luba


afinemess


sellmememories


me_

Woof,bra...you got a little brown on your nose...just sayin!!

just a window into how my mind works....bra!

and a head full of horseshit,bra!

If that's horseshit, show me some caviar my brotha!

i'm insulted, dood.
i'd never rip anyone off.
strictly cash upfront.
i had a boss to report to, after all, even it was just for one day.

whatthefuck

No fun I know.