Full Version: Doberman's Lies
He told me he gave Wham! the idea to wear fingerless gloves in the Wake Me Up video.
He showed Eddie Van Halen how to do that finger tap thing.
Told me he caught Flutie's "Hail Mary" pass.
He claims that the character Sam Malone from Cheers was based on him.
Told me he got cincymom n00dz.
told me he did MOTLEY CRUES make-up in the 80's!
Told me he wished his handle was Labradoodle.
QUOTE(Rev. Brixx @ Jun 26 2008, 01:58 PM) 
told me he did MOTLEY CRUES make-up in the 80's!
I heard he was driving and made Vince Neil take the rap for the whole Razzle deal
he told me he invented wiping from front to back
He told me he was a charter member of MADD.
Told me he did sound at the Papa Gino's in North Quincy back in the day.
once mentioned to me bout how he pushed "Baby Jessica" down that well in 84!
I heard he claims he was the first to use the word "Twangy" to describe Alt country music
QUOTE(sixpinelbow @ Jun 26 2008, 02:00 PM)
Told me he wished his handle was Labradoodle.
Some say that the ancient Egyptians worshipped Doberman and that he sleeps on a bed made of golden soundboards.
He told me he bumped into Michael Jackson and he was wearing a pair of sparkly gloves. Doberman said they looked faggy and ripped one off and MJ ran away.
It is widely rumored that Doberman is in fact The Stig.
Heard he was the second guman on the grassy knoll!
Charles Stuart grew a goatee and took on the new identity of Doberman.
Mama told me Doberman wasn't much on thinkin'. Spend most of his time chasin' women and drinkin'.
Paid his dues playing the blues
He claims that he wrote the Blue Suede Shoes
He claims that he wrote the Blue Suede Shoes
I heard that Doberman is Lemmy, have you ever seen the two together?
Heard he introduced Monica Lewinsky to Bill Clinton at a charity event.
Claims he originated No So Fast Faggots.
he told me the dead girl in his basement OD'd on weed
QUOTE(T- RAV @ Jun 26 2008, 02:09 PM)
he told me the dead girl in his basement OD'd on weed
told me he was way into bunies before Defbil
on a fishing trip he whispered in my ear how he once raised a child....that child was Nicholas Cage!
He told me he thought of the idea of fake beards and goat leggings before Brixx.
Told me he's taken a few spins on the Bang Bus.
He told me he's a notary but he didn't have a stamp.
Told me it was his idea for Vermin to get a sweet 'stang.
mentioned how he forged JOHN HANCOKCS name on the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE!
I heard he steered Ian Stuart's car into the telephone pole.
He PM'd me at the Knucklehead board and told me that I was late on my dues. Turns out he was bullshitting and trying to get money to form a Pro War music group.
Claimed he built the makeshift plywood pillory in Cristobal's basement.
Told me he was drafted second overall by the Brockton Rox. When I asked what position he played, he said "goalie" and then ran off.
He always tells this story about how he was living in an apartment on Comm. with this guy named Tallerico. Fucking guy would wake him up with this piano song about creaming on. Dobs told him that cheezy sexual innuendo wouldn't be a hit until at least 1987 and to sing about dreams as it was the early 70's. Anyway Dobs was loyal to Jimmy Crespo so of course this put a strain on the relationship from about 73 until 85 when the man now known as Tyler hit rock bottom and came crawling back. No Crespo on the ax but from then on Stephen would always listen to Doberman. It was of course Dobs who hooked the boys from boston up with Desmond Child. One side note: Legend has it that it was Vince Neil who was the inspiration for the hit "Dude Looks Like a Lady" with his incessant saying of dude when hanging out one day. Of course it was Doberman's idea but he to this day insists he was just being selfless and told the band to credit a more newsworty person.
He told me he knew where all the flowers went...
kinda related.... martin doyle told me doberman gave him a reach around once in the Causeway - said they both were drunk.
Told me he got smcd, mhaverty, and mike qube to go to a Rainbow party fundraiser and they drove there in a Prius at a reasonable speed.
Once said that FOX stole his idea for a show called "Hitched with Kids"..hence..MARRIED WITH CHILDREN!
His real name is actually Eric Miniature Pincher.
he said he hid an uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years
QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jun 26 2008, 02:15 PM)
He always tells this story about how he was living in an apartment on Comm. with this guy named Tallerico. Fucking guy would wake him up with this piano song about creaming on. Dobs told him that cheezy sexual innuendo wouldn't be a hit until at least 1987 and to sing about dreams as it was the early 70's. Anyway Dobs was loyal to Jimmy Crespo so of course this put a strain on the relationship from about 73 until 85 when the man now known as Tyler hit rock bottom and came crawling back. No Crespo on the ax but from then on Stephen would always listen to Doberman. It was of course Dobs who hooked the boys from boston up with Desmond Child. One side note: Legend has it that it was Vince Neil who was the inspiration for the hit "Dude Looks Like a Lady" with his incessant saying of dude when hanging out one day. Of course it was Doberman's idea but he to this day insists he was just being selfless and told the band to credit a more newsworty person.
He told me he sent mhaverty the note about how these should all be one liners.
Heard he convinced Gang Green to name an album "Older... Budweiser" instead of the band's first choice, "Older... Smuttynose Summer Weizen."
QUOTE(benhamean @ Jun 26 2008, 02:15 PM)
He told me he knew where all the flowers went...
He knows where all the coboys went too but he hates that bitch.
QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jun 26 2008, 01:18 PM)
He knows where all the coboys went too but he hates that bitch.
hahaha classic!
He gave Al Gore the idea to invent the internet.
QUOTE(sixpinelbow @ Jun 26 2008, 02:17 PM)
He told me he sent mhaverty the note about how these should all be one liners.
Bullshit. Doberman taught me that great historical perspective can not be brodcast in one line.
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