I got picked on a lot by God bullies when I was young, and so I now hate and fear all religious believers.

Of course, the system I have erected to replace God is actually closer to Paganism than scientifically "rational" atheism or agnosticism.

http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php?showtopic=185999

"Not so fast, faggots" -God

You mean this? Thanks. That's what I'm tawkin' 'bout.

I care for him as much as he cares for me. He gets what he gives.

YOU CAN'T LOVE GOD UNLESS GOD LOVES HIMSELF.

Learning about Gob.

I tried to have a personal relationship with Jesus, but it turned out that we didn't have any common interests.

Then I met Moloch. Thanks, eHarmony!

S'funny, because the first words out of my daughter's mouth were "Hewwo, Mowoch."



Ain't that precious?

Jess James gradually eased off from rustlin' cattle--one step at a time.

I was picked on by the Catholic bullies in the neighborhood.

I now worship me. I am a Goddess.

what's up with the wimmen having an extra rib thing going on? that doesn't seem fair, maybe they need the extra rib for abdominal support durng child birthing.

JEEBERS KRYTS SCIENCE!!!!!!!

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_095b.html

how do you know Adam was white?
did you ever take try to take a rib from a black guy?
thank you very much!

i've never been into god, but if i had to worship someone
it would be a really strange, and very sexual cross between
Hank from Hell, Mick Jagger, and Bon Scott.
they have the power to save you...from being a virgin.

I think he did pretty neat stuff with nature and all but with people I think he really fucked up.

I just think he could have done a lot better with life and I, for one, would like to see someone, like Lemmy given a chance to see what he would do.

If you believe in freedom & democracy, as I know we all do, we should at least put it to a vote.

I love jesus, I'm just not into his fan club.

awesome book

i cannot understand how any reasonably intelligent person can think religion isn't completely absurd

I used to when I was younger and was forced to believe w/ my family's scaring tactics.

I don't know what to believe now.

I asked a friend once: What do you think spirituality is? She said, "For me, it's reaching a balance and trying to be at peace with my actions." That works for me.

thanks cecil sista!

I love Jesus,but..........

well, why wouldnt you?
their track record on accomplishments and and divisiveness is stellar

My life is my own religion.

and it's a high holy day today!

BTW I'm reading Mason's SIEGE.

I am very thankful to the fellow who gave me that book because Mason is the living embodiment of a fictional character I have been working on.

Wonder what he would have thought about G.G.?

God is the biggest faggot of them all.

Word.

His early stuff was hardcore, with all the floods and maimings and stuff. Then he went all pussy. Must have been after he signed with Arista.

Same shit happened with Clapton. Fuck those dudes.

That's because Warner/Reprise treated Him right. Gave Him room to stretch. But Clive Davis just dumped so much moolah on Him that He just couldn't say no.

Same thing happened to Ray Davies.

please elaborate on "god bullies"


pew-pressure?

“It’s your turn in the barrel, kid.”