Unemployable
I live for Nervous Eaters
Clintons sweaty balls.

Capital letters
Take too much precious time from
Presidential hate

Ninteen Eighty One
Was my favorite Year
Of my life

Suffering from it
Alcoholic edema
Where was I again?

Longs for the old days
Bushies killed the stock market
Clusterfuck posting

Bushies booking
Hate the Obamas
my stocks tank

syllabic mayhem
dumb american voters
sbellingd disaster

People on the left
Cringe when he posts his nonsense
Democrat poison

its' 5/7/5 right?

i dont lit the rules
get in the way off screaming
about bush's suck

Technically, yes. But these being Terry Dactyl haikus, theoretically, they have no meter or scheme at all. To be true to the inspiration, of course.

incoherency
I blame it all on Dubya
fragistrom en kurp

terry is angry
his grammar is terrible
loves the word canard

Not for terry's posts
only neocons follow
republican rules

How can all this rage
Fit neatly into his frame
"It's de plane, de plane".....

Leave Terry alone!

phony lefty bards
unmitigated retards
living lives in shards

Only terry would try to rhyme a haiku.

Rubin or Dactyl
Choice between fatso, moron
I need an Advil

Yeah duder, that's right
some people color outside
the lines of this form

my stocks always suck
pretzels making me thirsty
fault of the repubs

There once was a guy from Nantasket
Whose case was surely a basket
When his stocks all fell flat
He closed shop like the Rat
And wished Bush would be in a big casket







oh crap wrong form.

His girl got married
Punk rock is dead like Elvis
Bush laugh like lion

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eowud mnl;lk

anal cavities,
ruin livges and the economy
brain dead daddy's boy



(From the Master, himself)

It's hard to decide
To suck Hillary's butthole
Or hubby William's

If terry were to
crawl under clinton table
find cock in both lap

Today he stubbed toe
Burned the meatloaf one more time
He blame Gee W.

a broken record
with tales of mass deception
a true patriot

terrydactyl, NASDAQ
two now sad things that long to go
back to the eighties

My poor IRA
Worth less than Costner movie
Need strong drugs pronto

conservatve bush
ballwashers have you seen my
401K fuck

sorry but you seemed to have mailed in it at the end

were still cool, right?

board picks on terry
but when he stops posting stuff
many people fret

fuck yeah, man. no hate on me. how did I mail it in? you think it was easy fitting 401k in there?

oh, shit!

Screams against dummies
Yet spells like a dyslexic
Meaning is obscured

Thirty years of coke
Thirty years of alcohol
You expect wisdom?

I get my ciggies
tax free on the internet
longarm disagrees

Tip re: Terry posts:
They're not supposed to be prose;
they're beat poetry!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Jack Kerouac cries
Alan Ginzburg howls loudly
Terry babbles, dude

He saw the best minds
of his generation play
Tuesdays at Cantones.

fucking kids these days
get off my lawn you bastards
you don't know jack shit

Shot dope with Thunders
Peed next to GG in stall
Highpoint of his life

terry watched history
tumble down the back stairway
many nights at chet's

On elbows at bar
Cataldo the white Hendrix
Kids like rap, blow me

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daddys little heir
masturbating near bel air
life is really fair