QUOTE(RiffRaff @ May 11 2008, 07:54 PM)
The Rem Dawg:(n. douche.)
1. A pathetic, washed-up chubster whose only salvation in life is posting anti-Boston sentiments on a messageboard. That and stealing his dad's porno mags from his closet.
2. A virgin.
synonyms: douche, hard-on, fat, tarp, pathtic
The Rem Dawg
Fed by Haagen Dazs, clothed by Hot Topics, proficient in mangling Korn/Incubus covers, perversely attracted to gazebos and farm animals, voted "most likely to have his face turned into a urinal'', class of '82, Fernald School, only Jewish male alive with a lower IQ than Adam Sandler and as skilled on the bass guitar as Keanu Reeves is in character acting.......