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anatomicallyincorrect
The Hulkster's son, Nasty Nick, gets eight months in the clinker for putting his best friend into a coma as a result of a car accident (caused by excessive speed, naturally).

We found out that:

1. Nasty Nick's license plate was COEHSP (Capable Of Eluding High Speed Pursuit)

2. The Hulkster's idea of formal wear is wearing a black do-rag while testifying

3. And this is the hardest to accept, Hulk admitted that his reality series, "Hogan Knows Best" was scripted.

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DanPM
What's he gonna do ....
anatomicallyincorrect
QUOTE(DanPM @ May 9 2008, 03:55 PM) *
What's he gonna do ....


8 months.
DanPM
they should've asked if Wrestlemania 2 was scripted.
me_
- 5 Years Probation
- 8 Months in Jail
- 500 Hours of community service, no buyout available
- 3 Years of Drivers License suspension
- No alcohol for 5 years
- DUI school completed within the first year of probation
- Paying court costs.

so now he won't be able to drink until he's 22.
Horror Business
That's what you get for being a dumbass. Punishment:deserved.
His Daddy
Very light sentence for a fucko that on many occasions almost killed innocent people. He should have hired Leif Garret's lawyers.
anatomicallyincorrect
QUOTE(Horror Business @ May 9 2008, 04:01 PM) *
That's what you get for being a dumbass. Punishment:deserved.


The Iron Sheik would punish him in the old country way...broken back, then forcible sodomy.
DanPM
QUOTE(anatomicallyincorrect @ May 9 2008, 03:54 PM) *


2. The Hulkster's idea of formal wear is wearing a black do-rag while testifying



I wonder if Roddy Piper showed up as a character witness in a black kilt
Horror Business
QUOTE(anatomicallyincorrect @ May 9 2008, 04:06 PM) *

The Iron Sheik would punish him in the old country way...broken back, then forcible sodomy.


So true. Sheik would fuck Nick in the ass to prove that he (Sheik) is not gay.
anatomicallyincorrect
In happier times....


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WTF Jones
Nick Hogan... Vince Neil FARTS in your general direction!
FrankD
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the only son of Hulk that I care about.
Rev. Brixx
on a related not...I'D BANG THE TITS OF HULK'S WIFE!
FrankD
QUOTE(Rev. Brixx @ May 11 2008, 06:17 PM) *

on a related not...I'D BANG THE TITS OF HULK'S WIFE!

I think all three of Hulk's wife's are dead:

JARELLA - killed on subatomic world

Betty Ross - killed by gama radiation poisoning

that bitch on SAKAR - killed by bomb set by Miek.
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