The Hulkster's son, Nasty Nick, gets eight months in the clinker for putting his best friend into a coma as a result of a car accident (caused by excessive speed, naturally).

We found out that:

1. Nasty Nick's license plate was COEHSP (Capable Of Eluding High Speed Pursuit)

2. The Hulkster's idea of formal wear is wearing a black do-rag while testifying

3. And this is the hardest to accept, Hulk admitted that his reality series, "Hogan Knows Best" was scripted.

What's he gonna do ....

8 months.

they should've asked if Wrestlemania 2 was scripted.

- 5 Years Probation
- 8 Months in Jail
- 500 Hours of community service, no buyout available
- 3 Years of Drivers License suspension
- No alcohol for 5 years
- DUI school completed within the first year of probation
- Paying court costs.

so now he won't be able to drink until he's 22.

That's what you get for being a dumbass. Punishment:deserved.

Very light sentence for a fucko that on many occasions almost killed innocent people. He should have hired Leif Garret's lawyers.

The Iron Sheik would punish him in the old country way...broken back, then forcible sodomy.

I wonder if Roddy Piper showed up as a character witness in a black kilt

So true. Sheik would fuck Nick in the ass to prove that he (Sheik) is not gay.

In happier times....

Nick Hogan... Vince Neil FARTS in your general direction!

the only son of Hulk that I care about.

on a related not...I'D BANG THE TITS OF HULK'S WIFE!

I think all three of Hulk's wife's are dead:

JARELLA - killed on subatomic world

Betty Ross - killed by gama radiation poisoning

that bitch on SAKAR - killed by bomb set by Miek.