I had purchased a ham sandwich at the airport. When I purchased the sandwich I had already filled out the form for coming into the USA "do you have anything to declare" so I forgot to put it down on the list for "meats"
Anyways, I didn't write down I had a half of a ham sandwich. Security was pissed at me. They routed me in an opposite direction from everyone else and then proceeded to ask me about 100 questions concerning the sandwich.. where I bought it, how much I paid, had I consumed any of it, was I planning on using it as a gift, did I see the sandwich being made, did I put any condiments on it, How long had the sandwich been out of my sight, did I own a farm, how many total slices of ham where there, Do I like gladiator movies?
I am glad to see we are protecting our borders from a slice of ham.