I am just wondering.


She left last night to go to the store and came back about 20 minutes later with some ice cream and beer. Is this normal or should i be concerned?

In your case, I'd be concerned. She's probably going to poison you, rather than just leaving you.

did you stop and think about how many different things can happen in 20 minutes?

I am worried now. that is it, no more leaving the house for her.

maybe she got analed by the clerk at the store

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

I can blow 17 loads in 20 mins!

and use two finga?

You can blow 17 guys in 20 minutes? My record is zero.

that seems a little medieval. how about one of those leashes that yuppies use on their kids?

You could always weave her hair into a vine...

if her hair is awesome.

The next time she announces she is going to the store punch her right in the babymaker. If she comes back in 20 minutes with beer and ice cream you have nothing to worry about. The ability to shake it off and maintain constency shows character.

I really, really hope this is a lame attempt at a parody thread.

we get it, you are married now.

and you like illegal germ factory pennecillin resistant ham sammiches you bastid!!!!!!

I can't believe she came back. Congratulations, RB. Consider it a moral victory, if nothing else.

So your wife goes to the store and brings back two of the best things ever and you are questioning this why? Just shut up and drink your beer and eat your ice cream.

FYI... this never happened.