Sigh....well, someone's bored at work today, I can see.

the 4-F club

Only parody thread I've ever made. Had to do it. FOR EL DUCE!!

Only parody thread of ever replied. FOR EL DUCE!

"feel up her boobies, finger her ass...let her know that you've got got some class"

Your marriage means nothing to me
I'm TOTALLY in to adultery...

I don't want your old man knowin' I was there...so he will still chow down in your pubic hair

WHILE I WUZ UPSTAIRS FUCKIN' HER, DOWNSTAIRS MUH BUDDIES WUZ GOIN' THROUGH HER PURSE.

Rock em Sock em it's a gas, gonna come home and kick your big fat ass.

I miss El

Thanks to Coughlin for introducing me to him while AC played in the background at Chets.

heck of a nice guy and funny.

Met him once and he was so fucking funny. He gave me a of OE at the Living Room-- he also set up a bucket of piss on the the door that went out to the alley and kept trying to make people walk out it. Maybe I just caught him on a good day, but he seemed like a great dude.

i'd betcha anything AC were not on the bill that nite.
funniest fuck i ever met.
actually had to walk away after two hours or so because i was so wracked-out from convulsions of laughter that i literally thought i was gonna pass out or worse.
and i don't even think their music is funny.

heppa white boy out heah.

Cited by the PMRC:

"Bend up and smell my anal vapor/ Your face is my toilet paper."

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0118,romano2,24348,1.html

El Duce made me an honorary roadie for thier Green Street show many moons ago.
"he"s with us !" he told the doorman.
Another brush with greatness for me...
"smoke,infection!"

The Mentors greatest feat was getting into the congressional record via Tipper Gore.
heh!
RIP El Duce

dude, it was TOTALLY Anal Cunt playing, because I remember the dude from COLON ON THE COB (an AC side project) gave me a 45 rpm and a Cassette and we talked about the connection to the PEG BOYS (that my friends Pete and Red Pete were in years ago)

And I semi remember specific comments about the music being played

If it wasn't AC then it was maybe another AC side project?

I remember the crowd dancing in a communal whipsaw of 90 seconds of mayhem

Il Duce said IIRC:

"quick mutherfuckers aint they?"

"they gotta have the silence between songs so that you know it's a different song"

"they maybe violent but they aint scary"

"go on, tire them out, make it an easier show for us"

exact wording varies.

"they gotta have the silence between songs so that you know it's a different song"