I heard someone refer to Randolph as.... "Mattapandolph".

Stoughtugal

Deluxebury

Swellesly

Stab-ville = Lynn

new bedford - new beige
marshfield - marsh vegas
lynn - the city of sin

Meffa (Medford)

Lawrence- Lowrents
Manchester- Manch Vegas
Milford- Milfa

Slummerville

never heard that one.
i like it!

The Republik of Cambridge
Brooklein

Wormtown

Jewton

through most of high school the highway sign for our town was spray painted to read Bongmeadow.

Presumably it won't mean anything to you Nor'easterners, but I grew up in a tiny town in the Santa Cruz Mountain outback called Ben Lomond.

Locals used to call it Ben Lonesome.

Don't forget Boston neighborhood nicknames like 'Rozzie,' 'LA' [lower Allston] and 'Stabbin Hill'.

Severe

Cocainetree is used on here frequently.

Ware actually has an official nickname called "The Town That Can't Be Licked".

In the memory of Ian Dury I'd like to propose "Billerica Dicka".

peeps I know have always referred to it as "the dolph"

Norwood = the wood

Manchester, NH- Manchvegas obviously

Medford- Meffa

W. Medford- Wess Meffa

Maynard- Just maynard, only said with a sneer

Mattapan = Cracka Pan
Saugus = Saw Dust
Lowell = LoCambodia
Roxbury = Home of Grape Drink

Swillerica

Fucksboro

lAmesbury

HANgOVER

Not a specific town, but Scituate/Humarock/Marshfield- Irish Riviera

Scituate - Shityounot.

Low-Lower-Lowell

Da Bucket (Pawtucket)

Murderpan

Murderpan, Warchester, Boxbury.

hey Athol, didnt ya see my post?

Scumaset- Somerset

The Riv - Fall River

T-Town- Taunton

And Sniffuate

Agawam (my hometown's rival town) - Fagawam.

Brotown-Brockton
Wee Bee-West Bridgewater
Dot-Dorchester
Town-Boston

Jamaica Spain

Great minds must think alike, no, I did not see your post, I'm no plagiarist!

Quincy: Chinsy

Gay P

Hyde Dark

White Roxbury(West Roxbury)

Randolph = Ranberry
Brockton = "The Boogiedown"
Weymouth = The Mouth
Quincy = Quinkee
Revere = Severe
Fall River = Murdertown

Quincy- Fahhkin Quincy Kid *in a Quincy accent*

Also "Stab 'n' Kill"

Nobody said Murderpan? (Mattapan)

three times on page 1.


Plympton: Slimpton
Halifax: The Fax
Norwell: Noel

Simply fantastic.

Philthydelphia - Philly

Murderapolis - Minneapolis

Actually the way things are now in Philly maybe it should be:
Killadelphia

Is that Al B. in your avatar?

Chemsfud
Neither Smoke, Nor Drink, Norfuck

Hillbillyrica

growing up we always called West Medford LA, short for little Africa

Oxford- O Town
Webster- Web-da
Gardner- G-Vegas
Worcester- The Woo
Shrewsbury- The Shrew (just heard this one the other day)
Westborough- The 'Boro

Moscow on the Hudson = Cambridge
Faw REEVE = FALL RIVER
Murder Woods = BREAKHEART RESERVATION
Deadinboro = EDINBORO, PA
Dreary Erie, The Mistake by the Lake = ERIE

also, Shit You Ate

thats great