i'll start:

"california......

I like it so far.

california, ricky ticky doo dang
take my johnson and I put it in your poontang

shoutin out to west Minnesota...

It's where you find bitches
who go for ex-junkies
that "sing" about bridges.

(bass solo)

bing bang ding dong
wing... wang wong

badda wa wa you know I wanna know ya

as a boy I had the touch like midas
then came the heroin and a touch of hepatitis

Don't care about your species, don't care about your genus,
so long as there's an orifice for my penis.

So hungry I was fed,
dunno how my dirtstar bled...

I can't stop laughing about this. All I can picture is Anthony Keidas rapping and throwing his hands towards the camera.

When the ticky wicky and the lick dang doodle,
I wanted to spedundle all the wookie flapdoodle.

(guess i shoulda read the earlier posts more carefully)

It's the first line in his autobiography

*place sock on penis, ignite fire-belching headware*
(distract audience from god-awful music)

L.A., where the people are hit or miss
wang tangle shoopie shoopie clitoris

Waves hit the beach, don't like the erosion
Push it in and out then make a love explosion.

John Adams a pudgy little president
John Adams a Massachusetts resident.
He bangs things, like a hammer on to a nail,
He bangs his first lady Abigail.

tell me love about your tattooooooo
fill your C cups with all my spooo
LA, Cali my sexy mex
When I'm in doubt I just stand and flex

Dude.

on my heart I wear a little bandage
for Hillel it's the least that I can manage
little lady, come show me your glandage
while i tap dat ass and eat a chicken sandwhich

California my one true love
the pacific washes me in the tub

Mexi-lady, you're not from my nation
so open wide for my pink immigration

puuulll out my thing before I goooo
rang dang dong ding baby I louve you--ooo.
wy wang don't want no babies for today
I kill them all wit da music dat we playy-aayyy.

Dress so fly I look like Humpfry Bogart
Toes start to curl and I fill you with my yogurt

california

At the party i'm starting to mingle
I'm the mutha fucka with 100 hit singles
when you see me, you break out in the shingles
I'll penetrate you with a can of Pringles

i saw a girl in West Indiana
slingin her melons in an old bandana
we zabba dabba doot dibba dibba diggy day-glo
on the road to Lake Winnebago

looking for my mojo
i can be your dojo
sticking my meat
into a lady named Jojo

rikki thai tie boobie california
neato guy in a fruity california
we be suckin like a homo california
chili peppers homo music california

solid gold!!

You guys are cracking me up...keep up the good work

Mencia says he is a beaner
Joe Rogan angry and a meaner
both jokers neither one is funny
california fuckin like a bunny

I got a girl, she might be a minor
she's Oriental, she might be from China
Idn't wanna come off like a whiner
ricky dat ticky ticky sideways vagina

noiseboard boo boo filled with all da hipster
essemceedee wish he was a Hitler
budpunk dat music is for suckas
grow beards choo choo hatted motherfucka

i'm gettin old, call my stock advisor
little man's got a little green visor
my girlfriend will be none the wiser
i'm buying viagra at cost from pfizer

Jimmy crack corn and-a he don't care
his house in Rio is so debonair
Jimmy found crack in an old cornfield
Opened his nose now his heart is sealed
cuz he sucked that kiss he's a hit or miss
Jimmy did dat and Jimmy did dis
Jimmy put the lotion in the picnic bag
Youth of today is such a drag
KISS

I laid her down and she never looked prettier
I got straight up and I never felt shittier
She's in too deep so all her friends pity her
was it love or was it chlamydia?

You suck at this.

under the other bridge

our rhymes are bad and our lyrics are banal
if this was a poll everyone would click "Anal"

Anthony? I didn't know you were on the NB - how's Cali?

*nods off

california filled with gonorrhea
saying words like onomatopoeia
do a dance like rikki tikki cow sow
makin chicken just like General Gau

I'd like to hug and kiss you.

Our suck is the suck that spans the suck spectrum
(And we're only that good when Flea plays with a plectrum).

little red rocka ryhming suck big cocka
little red rocka make me want to ca ca
wadda bib poppa poop callifornia gonna rock ya

movin' outta the california nation
gotta get to coloradouble penetration
anal anal wanka doo da some asian