I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm HOTT for Davey!


VAN HALEN AND ROTH - FINALLY IN 2007:

No more teasing. Never tease where Van Halen is concerned...I have information from a highly placed source that Van Halen will likely tour in 2007 with David Lee Roth as frontman.

Negotiations are currently underway to re-unite Van Halen with their original frontman for a tour in 2007 that will take in Amercia and possibly other territories. While nothing in the world of Van Halen is set until the band walk out on stage, I can confirm that negotiations between all parties have been underway for some time, trying to put together a big 2007 re-union tour.

One would presume the tour will feature classic VH era songs only. What I do not yet know is whether this plan includes exiled bass player Michael Anthony. Perhaps Wolfgang will play bass? I'm told these questions will be answered shortly.

Van Halen last toured in 2004 with Sammy Hagar, but the tour ended on a sour note and Hagar has not talked to Eddie Van Halen since.

What I also know is that there will be no new Van Halen release to go with the tour, such as The Best Of Both World's in 2004. There is no plans for a new compilation or a new studio album - just the tour.

More details when available.


HOTT

It would have been nice if this happened 10 - 15 years ago. At this point, its going to be really sad to see Eddie and DLR up there.

New direction in the works

Looks like I've stumbled on a goldmine here

I really hope it dosn't happen. Why tarnish the legacy?? Especially if MA is out...

lol! evh is the new benny k

I just can't stop- sorry for douching this thread up beyond repair.


BUT

Not to worry it will fall apart after the first show

More?
Or no?

keep it coming, these are great !

i'd love to see this show, i never had a chance to see them the first time around

You got it!

Looks like Gary Glitter.

Last one-

Good riddance. I'd rather play with musicians who have their teeth and hair. Long live the Red Rocker!

benhamen, you're on a roll! mott the hoople

now how about some with both benny K and evh?!

more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't make any of these, just found an awesome site.
I'll see if I can get it back....

This is getting way into deadhorsedom, so just a couple more
For Sammy

and finally, for Mark and smcd

fuck you!!! more!!! quit your job or whatever you're doing, i am actually laughing out loud (it's kinda embarrassing)... the only other time this has happened was the thread from a year or two ago with some horrific looking band that everyone was trying to name... some of them were amazingly funny.

please, more!

How can I refuse such a nice request?
For Sagey

I thought that was my Grand Finale, like the 4th of July, but this site is a bottomless pit
Just punch me in the nuts when you've had enough. (Like this)

Those EVH pictures will never get old.
What site are they from?

this story is making the rounds now and they all mention the possibility of Wolfgang on bass.
EVH said recently on Howard Sterns show (but no heard it since he's broadcasting to less people then there are reading this right now) that if VH did reunite his son WOULD be the bass player.
Looks like another half assed reunion situation.
Who gives a shit though, I would have bee into this in 96 or 97, now?


-V-

some of the shittier ones are some of the funniest, ex

please stop. you're killing me.

no, don't.

More?
You want some more?
OK

This site must peter out at some point, BUT NOT YET

i am literally crying, i can't breathe. these are sooooo funny. i couldn't tell you why, i don't even know... but some of them are fucking hilarious. i love the st. pauli girl one, the "face in the crowd" one, the painting ones... man, it's funny shit. thank you!

I'm dying too. Can't work, can't break free

Am physically ill from laughing so hard.

Total brilliance (oh no, not EVH in the Guinness spot....)....

And, of course, our own Reunited VH!

oh my god!!! i have to leave the house, i am so bummed out. you should try to do this every day. please! the new ones are funny as hell. i love the motorcycle accident one... please, more!!!