 5 Year Old Beat Down |
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 Mar 28 2005, 08:45 AM
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A friend of mine showed me a thread on another board that posed this question:
How many 5 year-olds could you take in a fight at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. Okay people.....whadaya got? |
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Mar 28 2005, 03:36 PM
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It's all about trampling. Your biggest advantage is that you're biggest. Get some momentum going and stomp the little fuckers.
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fil 5 Year Old Beat Down Mar 28 2005, 08:45 AM
Mark VI i am so going to move to canada now. Mar 28 2005, 08:47 AM fil There are 5 year olds there too......you can't... Mar 28 2005, 08:48 AM Mark VI not knowing the size of a 5 year old these days. i... Mar 28 2005, 08:51 AM FiTzY Ok, I'll say I could take about 1,000 5yr olds... Mar 28 2005, 08:51 AM
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i agree... 1,000. basically i feel that i could j... Mar 28 2005, 03:29 PM fil 96% of the questions/polls on this board are ridic... Mar 28 2005, 08:54 AM FiTzY
Pussy. Mar 28 2005, 08:56 AM The Sleepwalker Just offer to take them out for ice cream if they ... Mar 28 2005, 09:03 AM FrankD
Nice Cream. Mar 29 2005, 12:01 AM FiTzY After further considering this, I agree. A five ye... Mar 28 2005, 09:06 AM hobot
With the package protected as such, I think I ... Mar 28 2005, 09:10 AM FiTzY
With the package protected as such, I think I ... Mar 28 2005, 09:11 AM fil yes but I think a good whack to even a cup protect... Mar 28 2005, 09:12 AM hobot
I've taken slapshots to the cup before and y... Mar 28 2005, 09:17 AM The Nuge Amateurs. Mar 28 2005, 09:14 AM Slim Anyone see City of God? If the situation involves ... Mar 28 2005, 09:14 AM FiTzY
Dude, that movie was sick....even with subtitles... Mar 28 2005, 09:17 AM JVK Funny ya'll should mention this. Here's a ... Mar 28 2005, 09:17 AM FiTzY
Well, he does have a weapon... Mar 28 2005, 09:19 AM JVK
Well, he does have a weapon...
[snapback]1246849... Mar 28 2005, 09:21 AM Geektastic Dave I disagree quite a bit here. If all the kids rush... Mar 28 2005, 09:41 AM FiTzY
Yeah, but how hard do you have to hit a five ye... Mar 28 2005, 09:43 AM Geektastic Dave
Yeah, but how hard do you have to hit a five ye... Mar 28 2005, 10:19 AM fil I'm thinking if you picked up one of the small... Mar 28 2005, 09:44 AM munk being the proud papa of a 5 1/2 year old, who is o... Mar 28 2005, 10:09 AM AK
you'd be suprised how hard it is to knock ou... Mar 28 2005, 10:37 AM Josh_Suspect So is someone here thinking of becoming a kinderga... Mar 28 2005, 10:44 AM Bubbles don't underestimate a 5 year old.... they can... Mar 28 2005, 10:46 AM T-Bone I think the real trick would be keeping them at ba... Mar 28 2005, 10:53 AM Guest
That's Mott The Hoople Mar 28 2005, 10:54 AM Guest if the kids have weapons or can pick up things lik... Mar 28 2005, 11:13 AM T-Bone
I was under the impression that it's a cage-m... Mar 28 2005, 11:18 AM Geektastic Dave I think this is my favorite thread ever. Mar 28 2005, 11:16 AM Dookie 5-yr olds are light. Grab one of them by the ankl... Mar 28 2005, 11:18 AM JVK "Peace Talks" with armed 5 year olds mos... Mar 28 2005, 11:19 AM Geektastic Dave what if they are all like the kid from mad max:
h... Mar 28 2005, 11:21 AM Guest Or Newt from the Aliens movie?
They'd be impo... Mar 28 2005, 11:22 AM fil I'm wondering if you maybe wore a spongbob t-s... Mar 28 2005, 11:29 AM Guest What the fuck would motivate a grown man to talk a... Mar 28 2005, 11:29 AM Guest
have you ever battles an army of 5 year olds? W... Mar 28 2005, 11:31 AM fil
Ok buddy.....when the 5 year olds take over the... Mar 28 2005, 11:35 AM Geektastic Dave Children of the corn is happening here on the nois... Mar 28 2005, 12:13 PM Guest i think instead of how many.. it should be poised ... Mar 28 2005, 12:20 PM Guest
with that being said, I could go probably for 45... Mar 28 2005, 12:21 PM Guest
with that being said, I could go probably for 45... Mar 28 2005, 01:36 PM Guest_Biccer2 I used to wrestle with my little cousin when he wa... Mar 28 2005, 02:02 PM lap cheng I was thinking that a "wall of kids" mig... Mar 28 2005, 02:19 PM dear23 I think the more of them there were, the better I... Mar 28 2005, 02:20 PM Guest
especially if they all have fangs. Mar 28 2005, 02:25 PM munk Up the ante - what if they were 5 year old...
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cute....
but still undead. Mar 28 2005, 02:29 PM fil
This changes the whole thing. The goal is to kno... Mar 28 2005, 02:32 PM Sharkey Here is a story that may or may not surprise you.
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I'm changing my vote from about 20 to about... Mar 28 2005, 02:41 PM fil
Agreed....but you were trying to restrain him n... Mar 28 2005, 02:51 PM Abs if the five year olds decide to sit on your foot a... Mar 28 2005, 03:07 PM Guest
the issue here, is, can you whack them off quick... Mar 28 2005, 03:07 PM Guest
the issue here, is, can you whack them off quick... Mar 28 2005, 03:08 PM T-Bone
You'd probably have to adjust the number of k... Mar 28 2005, 03:11 PM T-Bone I still think that if you had 20 of them coming at... Mar 28 2005, 03:09 PM Guest
pretty reasonable, save that, one good nut-shot ... Mar 28 2005, 03:10 PM T-Bone
It was established in the first post that you... Mar 28 2005, 03:11 PM body build up factor I think the key would be to establish a perimeter,... Mar 28 2005, 03:21 PM T-Bone
I would use the bodies at weapons - hurl them at ... Mar 28 2005, 03:26 PM FiTzY
I would use the bodies at weapons - hurl them at ... Mar 28 2005, 03:33 PM Furfy Put me down for 25.
I think if I could stay in mo... Mar 28 2005, 03:22 PM Guest i'm thinking some propaganda is in order.
the... Mar 28 2005, 03:23 PM blahblahblah the real question is if you put Micheal Jackson in... Mar 28 2005, 03:24 PM FiTzY One more question...Am I the only one allowed the ... Mar 28 2005, 03:27 PM Guest people, people,
you are forgetting NAP TIME... Mar 28 2005, 03:30 PM Furfy http://www.geocities.com/tim_mccain/Smith2.jpg Mar 28 2005, 03:30 PM In the Woods I would just start running in circles with my elbo... Mar 28 2005, 03:31 PM Guest
I would use the bodies at weapons - hurl them at ... Mar 28 2005, 03:33 PM Guest
I would use the bodies at weapons - hurl them at ... Mar 28 2005, 03:35 PM hobot
Do we need to study up on comprehensive reading?... Mar 28 2005, 03:36 PM T-Bone
No, I was offering that scenario as a way of sayi... Mar 28 2005, 03:44 PM Drama Warrior
No, I was offering that scenario as a way of sayi... Mar 28 2005, 03:45 PM Guest
no, the way it is set up is that they are on a c... Mar 28 2005, 03:37 PM Guest question though... are they allowed to bite, scrat... Mar 28 2005, 03:38 PM Drama Warrior Well, this thread certainly interrupted my fight/f... Mar 28 2005, 03:39 PM Guest
Agreed....but you were trying to restrain him n... Mar 28 2005, 03:39 PM JVK Robby's grill is totally busted from this Kung... Mar 28 2005, 03:40 PM Guest I still feel that Santa as a propaganda tool might... Mar 28 2005, 03:40 PM Guest
I was totally thinking this scenario too.... Mar 28 2005, 03:41 PM Drama Warrior Are these kids afraid of blood? Can they get tota... Mar 28 2005, 03:42 PM T-Bone
I think the kids are supposed to be "like... Mar 28 2005, 03:45 PM Guest
I think the kids are supposed to be "like... Mar 28 2005, 03:46 PM Milo and His Syndicate I wonder how well a few 5 yr olds would fare again... Mar 28 2005, 03:43 PM Guest
nope, they are not afraid of blood, they will ke... Mar 28 2005, 03:44 PM Drama Warrior
nope, they are not afraid of blood, they will ke... Mar 28 2005, 03:47 PM Guest
I'd still like to hear how the corpse build ... Mar 28 2005, 03:45 PM lap cheng http://www.tolkienshop.com/fp1168.jpg
I imagine my... Mar 28 2005, 03:57 PM Guest Having taken on and trounced ~12 8-10 yr olds at o... Mar 28 2005, 04:18 PM Guest what if they were 4 year olds?
what if they were g... Mar 28 2005, 05:37 PM Drama Warrior
or geriatric 4 yr olds? :confused: Mar 28 2005, 05:48 PM Guest I've just been reading this bizarre yet funny ... Mar 28 2005, 11:50 PM Geektastic Dave
If you really knew 5 years olds today, you... Mar 29 2005, 11:46 AM Guest I think you could go as long as you could do round... Mar 29 2005, 10:25 AM |
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