Riff Raff appreciation thread. Options

[Sharpening Knives]

I used to hate this guy, but he makes me laugh pretty fucking hard. He's busted my chops plenty, but I don't mind.

Here's to Miss Kansas City! The NB is a funnier place with him.

[MARSMAN]

I used to hate this guy, but he makes me laugh pretty fucking hard. He's busted my chops plenty, but I don't mind.

Here's to Miss Kansas City! The NB is a funnier place with him.

[Danny Boy®]

I heard hes a fuckin' porn star.

[WTF Jones]

RiffRaff can be very funny sometimes and if he/she would cut the shit, could be one of the best posters. C'mon, Riffy. You can do it.

[JuJuagogo]

I used to hate this guy, but he makes me laugh pretty fucking hard. He's busted my chops plenty, but I don't mind.

Here's to Miss Kansas City! The NB is a funnier place with him.

I have to agree. Often he (and i'm convinced its a he) says a lot of what i'm thinking - and makes me laugh. I think he's one of the more funnier posters.


I heart RiffRaff

[JohnnyBlack]

RiffRaff can be very funny sometimes and if he/she would cut the shit, could be one of the best posters.

I'm not busting chops here just for the sake of busting chops (as is the NB way) but can you give some examples because RiffRaff has made me laugh exactly once and that was when I posted a photo of a ghost town with a wagon in the foreground.

I don't need snarky wiseass responses but I would love to hear what's made you laugh. All I ever see are unimaginative and boring "you're old...fat...bald" taunts and disturbingly imaginative posts about shit menses popsicles, fake porn shoots, and streets where Noise Boarders gather to gossip and I love to laugh as much as anyone.

RiffRaff is also famous for trying to draw as much attention as possible and then ridiculing anyone who pays attention, I;d guess these are about 90% of Riff's posts.

We did agree that MFD needed to be bounced, although when I first questioned his posts in open forum I was accused by the Douche Chorus of A: having a vagina and B: having sand in said vagina.

[Headtap]

Riff is bananas.

[newfakename]

I'm not busting chops here just for the sake of busting chops (as is the NB way) but can you give some examples

Some people really like Dane Cook.

Go Figure.

[Electric Larry]

< still thinks riff is teh a chick busting all our tentacles

[JohnnyBlack]

I do appreciate Riff's remarkable ability to remain anonymous and the sheer amount of traffic (and guesses about RR's identity) generated.

But the schtick...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[benhamean]

RR vs MFD was pure gold.

[Electric Larry]

RR vs MFD was pure gold.

i think rr and mf both got last laughs on that one!

[WTF Jones]

I'm not busting chops here just for the sake of busting chops (as is the NB way) but can you give some examples because RiffRaff has made me laugh exactly once and that was when I posted a photo of a ghost town with a wagon in the foreground.

I don't need snarky wiseass responses but I would love to hear what's made you laugh. All I ever see are unimaginative and boring "you're old...fat...bald" taunts and disturbingly imaginative posts about shit menses popsicles, fake porn shoots, and streets where Noise Boarders gather to gossip and I love to laugh as much as anyone.

RiffRaff is also famous for trying to draw as much attention as possible and then ridiculing anyone who pays attention, I;d guess these are about 90% of Riff's posts.

We did agree that MFD needed to be bounced, although when I first questioned his posts in open forum I was accused by the Douche Chorus of A: having a vagina and B: having sand in said vagina.

I know where you are coming from with this and if I were you, I would block RiffRaff - unfortunately that function has been disabled. RiffRaff has come at you, personally. I mostly ignore Riffy because that's the schtick and it's amusing to very few. However, so many people take the bait. And that is what fuels the persona. Just stop taking the bait.

I am not going to go back through Riffy posts to cite an example of "funny" but they happen on rare occasion and when I see them, I can't help but think that he/she is capable of offering that kind of funny up more often. I don't understand why someone would want to spend so much time posting on a message board, pissing people off, and becoming an uber-villain.

But whatever, that's up to RiffRaff. I ignore the shit he/she posts and occasionally, as it might happen in a thread I have interest in, I see that he/she can drop in a funny. And all I'm saying is I wouldn't mind seeing a bit more or that and about 100% less of all the BS.

[PeteTheGreek]

Anyone who ripps on Vermin is ok in my book.

[JohnnyBlack]

I know where you are coming from with this and if I were you, I would block RiffRaff - unfortunately that function has been disabled. RiffRaff has come at you, personally. I mostly ignore Riffy because that's the schtick and it's amusing to very few. However, so many people take the bait. And that is what fuels the persona. Just stop taking the bait.

Yeah, I should know better when I'm obviously being baited but on the other hand I've never backed down from a fight, even a douche fight, but after my original "who the fuck IS this person?" reaction and some speculation about their identity that may or not be true Riffy is really just background noise at this point.

Vermin, on the other hand, can go fuck himself. Hard.

[DanPM]

Vermin, on the other hand, can go fuck himself. Hard.

[sixpinelbow]

memba the whole "ignore" experiment bras?

[WTF Jones]

memba the whole "ignore" experiment bras?

[Woody Goodbeat]

I'm not busting chops here just for the sake of busting chops (as is the NB way) but can you give some examples because RiffRaff has made me laugh exactly once and that was when I posted a photo of a ghost town with a wagon in the foreground.

I don't need snarky wiseass responses but I would love to hear what's made you laugh. All I ever see are unimaginative and boring "you're old...fat...bald" taunts and disturbingly imaginative posts about shit menses popsicles, fake porn shoots, and streets where Noise Boarders gather to gossip and I love to laugh as much as anyone.

RiffRaff is also famous for trying to draw as much attention as possible and then ridiculing anyone who pays attention, I;d guess these are about 90% of Riff's posts.

We did agree that MFD needed to be bounced, although when I first questioned his posts in open forum I was accused by the Douche Chorus of A: having a vagina and B: having sand in said vagina.

You have a vagina?




This post has been edited by Woody Goodbeat: May 1 2009, 09:23 AM

[DanPM]

memba the whole "ignore" experiment bras?

I'm currently conducting that experiment again with somebody else

[benhamean]

Anyone who ripps on Vermin is ok in my book.

eat a ass

[PeteTheGreek]

eat a ass

Are you offering yours?

[Danny Vermin]

If for only one reason - people like Johnny Black's response to him - RiffRaff is needed here. I love watching people who clearly don't get it chase their own tails when someone gets them going.

Between JohnnyBlack and Marsman's reaction to him, he's worth keeping.

He's kind of like NB's version of Bruno.

[Danny Vermin]

eat a ass

never posit this to a greek.

[JohnnyBlack]

If for only one reason - people like Johnny Black's response to him - RiffRaff is needed here. I love watching people who clearly don't get it chase their own tails when someone gets them going.

"Don't get it"????????

A little bit of friendly advice: play music because you enjoy it, not because you're trying to impress people or compete in some kind of a scene. Just because your band "went south" you don't need to take it out on other musicians who haven't quit.

Same goes for Riffy, you're both irrelevant as to how and why people play music and you know it. No one's ever gonna hang it up due to your lame internet chatter. You are, as I said, background noise.

Vermin, you do show a tad more imagination than RiffRaff's stock insults but you're so off target as far as I'm concerned it's pathetic. Basically: you don't know shit and you've proved it over and over again so maybe you should just hang it up.

But you both alleviate my boredom and ADD to a point that I have to give you both a leetle leetle huggums.