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Dan from providence
post Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM
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So he got sent home from his job on friday because he asked casually asked someone "so what's your drug of choice?"

And proceeded to tell that person how high he was. (Not sure what he was high on)

Said person comlained and Scott was sent home.

This is where it gets better.
He got all pissed off, took off in his car, and realized he left his (wallet? cell phone?) there.

Came back to get it and started highly hugging the woman who gave it to him.

My coworker is pissed and keeps texting and calling him to find out if he was fired when he went in this morning. He is not returning her texts or answering her calls.

She keeps leaving voicemails - like every 3 minutes - getting more and more agitated. "You better call me back scott, don't try to hide shit from me cuz I'm gonna find out."

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post Dec 14 2009, 11:10 AM
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post Dec 14 2009, 11:11 AM
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thumbup.gif ...that party will be EPIC!
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post Dec 14 2009, 11:15 AM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

So he got sent home from his job on friday because he asked casually asked someone "so what's your drug of choice?"

And proceeded to tell that person how high he was. (Not sure what he was high on)

Said person comlained and Scott was sent home.

This is where it gets better.
He got all pissed off, took off in his car, and realized he left his (wallet? cell phone?) there.

Came back to get it and started highly hugging the woman who gave it to him.

My coworker is pissed and keeps texting and calling him to find out if he was fired when he went in this morning. He is not returning her texts or answering her calls.

She keeps leaving voicemails - like every 3 minutes - getting more and more agitated. "You better call me back scott, don't try to hide shit from me cuz I'm gonna find out."

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Dude must be due for another crash related to bald tires.

What day is the party?
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Dan from providence
post Dec 14 2009, 11:17 AM
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Party is thursday
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post Dec 14 2009, 11:17 AM
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Made my Monday morning. Thanks.
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post Dec 14 2009, 11:17 AM
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bet he porked the chick who had his wallet
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post Dec 14 2009, 11:20 AM
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This thread is all I want for Christmas.
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post Dec 14 2009, 11:22 AM
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bet he porked the chick who had his wallet

well, he did hug her highly.

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post Dec 14 2009, 11:23 AM
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My guess is that she meant he hugged her in a manner befitting someone who was high.
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post Dec 14 2009, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:23 AM) *

My guess is that she meant he hugged her in a manner befitting someone who was high.

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post Dec 14 2009, 11:52 AM
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I'mma print this thread so I can jerk off to it in the bafroom later today.
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post Dec 14 2009, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

So he got sent home from his job on friday because he asked casually asked someone "so what's your drug of choice?"


Fired. Sacked. Let go. Dismissed. Downsized. On furlough. On unpaid leave. Given the pink slip. Is persuing other opportunities. Is no longer with the firm.
QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

(Not sure what he was high on)

QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

Came back to get it and started highly hugging the woman who gave it to him.


I'm gonna go with xstacy, final answer.

QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

My coworker is pissed and keeps texting and calling him to find out if he was fired when he went in this morning. He is not returning her texts or answering her calls.

Oh dear.
QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

She keeps leaving voicemails - like every 3 minutes - getting more and more agitated. "You better call me back scott, don't try to hide shit from Dan cuz the NB is gonna find out."

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post Dec 14 2009, 01:01 PM
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Scott's and ???'s antics make me feel so good about my life.
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post Dec 14 2009, 01:04 PM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:23 AM) *

My guess is that she meant he hugged her in a manner befitting someone who was high.


Who is this a quote from? Was it the girlfriend or Scott's coworker who called it hugging highly? Also, did you get this information just from overhearing her or directly?

I am just living vicariously and want it all straight in my head. My day just improved about a millionfold. It was really circling the drain there for a bit.
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post Dec 14 2009, 01:05 PM
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Overhearing her directly. She sites less than 10 ft away and is not good at 'indoor voice.'
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post Dec 14 2009, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 02:05 PM) *

Overhearing her directly. She sites less than 10 ft away and is not good at 'indoor voice.'


Thank God. Otherwise you'd have to secretly mic her desk.
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post Dec 14 2009, 01:38 PM
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Thank God. Otherwise you'd have to secretly mic her desk.

This is a great idea.

stream it on the noiseboard. laughing.gif
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post Dec 14 2009, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

don't try to hide shit from me cuz I'm gonna find out."

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and so will WE!
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post Dec 14 2009, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Dec 14 2009, 11:07 AM) *

So he got sent home from his job on friday because he asked casually asked someone "so what's your drug of choice?"


Imagine if his co-worker had been Mike C? It would have ended either with Scott
killing Mike C or them having sex.
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post Dec 14 2009, 02:52 PM
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26 pages and this isn't a reality show yet?
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post Dec 14 2009, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE(Maximum Tor @ Dec 14 2009, 02:52 PM) *

26 pages and this isn't a reality show yet?

maybe this girls name is Snookie
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post Dec 14 2009, 03:17 PM
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maybe this girls name is Snookie

Then Scott would be called "The Defecation".
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post Dec 14 2009, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Dec 14 2009, 03:17 PM) *

Then Scott would be called "The Defecation".

aka Jenkem
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post Dec 14 2009, 09:48 PM
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I saw this thread on reddit and immediately thought of these two.

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