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post Feb 19 2009, 12:37 PM
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QUOTE(Dave K. @ Feb 19 2009, 12:24 PM) *

So, they've run out of Brad Pitt lookalikes who want to
do straight porn in Southern Cal?


That's what I was thinking... Isn't LA full of failed actors who get into porn because its been 6 months since their last Pizza Hut commercial and they're about to be evicted?

Speaking of which... did the "Go Daddy" girl get into hard core?
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post Feb 19 2009, 01:10 PM
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I leave later today. Any last minute advice?




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post Feb 19 2009, 01:10 PM
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post Feb 19 2009, 01:12 PM
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post Feb 19 2009, 01:14 PM
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All porn is funny after you've gotten three minutes into it.
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post Feb 19 2009, 03:37 PM
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A friend told me not to look into the camera. laughing.gif
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post Feb 19 2009, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 19 2009, 03:37 PM) *

A friend told me not to look into the camera. laughing.gif


Wait, are you there, yet? Or haven't left?

Seriously, at the first sign of unanticipated sketchiness (the whole scenario is sketchy, but not unexpectedly so, yet), get the fuck outta there. Don't believe any "the girl is running late, let's just get started" bullshit.
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post Feb 19 2009, 04:24 PM
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I leave later today. Any last minute advice?


Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
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post Feb 19 2009, 04:27 PM
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post Feb 19 2009, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE(Evil Eddie C @ Feb 19 2009, 04:18 PM) *

Don't believe any "the girl is running late, let's just get started" bullshit.

This is by far and away the best expression of the "you'll be doing gay porn" sentiment in this thread.

Bravo.
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post Feb 19 2009, 05:26 PM
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post Feb 19 2009, 05:32 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 19 2009, 11:2al chuckles.1 AM) *

I leave later today. Any last minute advice?


Dude, if it seems to good to be true, it always is.

Why the fuck would they fly you out from Lynn, or wherever the fuck you live, to LA when there are 12,275,372 out of work actor studs dieing to dump their busboy jobs to get on celluloid?

You'll either wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone... or this whole thing is a Nerdboard put on for your personal yucks.
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post Feb 19 2009, 09:06 PM
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this whole thing is a Nerdboard put on for your personal yucks.


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post Feb 20 2009, 01:10 AM
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post Feb 21 2009, 12:13 AM
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I just finished a "test". Un-fucking-real. Blowjob. Cumshot. He said it was a comfortability test and to see if I looked good on camera and can "perform" in front of people/crew. The girl was 24.blonde and flat.He gave me 500 bucks. No contracts or sketchiness as of yet.
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post Feb 21 2009, 12:17 AM
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I just finished a "test". Un-fucking-real. Blowjob. Cumshot. He said it was a comfortability test and to see if I looked good on camera and can "perform" in front of people/crew. The girl was 24.blonde and flat.He gave me 500 bucks. No contracts or sketchiness as of yet.
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post Feb 21 2009, 07:16 AM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 21 2009, 12:13 AM) *

I just finished a "test". Un-fucking-real. Blowjob. Cumshot. He said it was a comfortability test and to see if I looked good on camera and can "perform" in front of people/crew. The girl was 24.blonde and flat.He gave me 500 bucks. No contracts or sketchiness as of yet.

So I'm still confused. Is this like a "Black Like Me" thing where you're undercover pretending to be a guy?
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post Feb 21 2009, 10:32 AM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 21 2009, 12:13 AM) *

I just finished a "test". Un-fucking-real. Blowjob. Cumshot. He said it was a comfortability test and to see if I looked good on camera and can "perform" in front of people/crew. The girl was 24.blonde and flat.He gave me 500 bucks. No contracts or sketchiness as of yet.


Can a mod or some Vermin type computer geek tell us if this was posted from an IP address in LA?
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post Feb 21 2009, 11:12 AM
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"to see if I looked good on camera"

ok, i call bullshit now. doesn't matter how the guy looks in porn. at all. all that matters is that he has a cock that the "actress" (ahem) can "perform" with. that's it.
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post Feb 21 2009, 11:51 AM
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QUOTE(scarab cadaver @ Feb 21 2009, 11:12 AM) *

"to see if I looked good on camera"

ok, i call bullshit now. doesn't matter how the guy looks in porn. at all. all that matters is that he has a cock that the "actress" (ahem) can "perform" with. that's it.

also what does he/she/Rachel mean by "flat"? Because if they meant no tits I truly doubt that anyone on a porn set (real, or as in this case imaginary) is anything less than a D cup.

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Can a mod or some Vermin type computer geek tell us if this was posted from an IP address in LA?


A fine idea, although a "yes" answer would shatter my already tenuous grip on reality.

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post Feb 21 2009, 01:06 PM
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I just finished a "test". Un-fucking-real. Blowjob. Cumshot.


Awesome...did you gag on it?
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post Feb 21 2009, 01:20 PM
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Awesome...did you gag on it?
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post Feb 21 2009, 08:11 PM
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post Feb 21 2009, 08:37 PM
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post Feb 22 2009, 12:50 AM
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