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post Jan 7 2009, 02:25 PM
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So wait ... you watch these vidoes? Like to the end?
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Jan 7 2009, 02:23 PM) *

It's such a retarded premise though, like any straight dude would go along with it. laughing.gif

I would think they would sell more videos if they did this with actual real straight dudes, and when they took the blindfold off, the straight dude flew into a rage and punched and kicked his way out of the van.


so you're saying that it wasnt worth it to watch multiple videos of dudes banging guys
because the endings werent believeable?
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:27 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 02:25 PM) *

So wait ... you watch these vidoes? Like to the end?


He's really angry and disgusted with himself each time though. laughing.gif
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:27 PM
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Good stuff.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 02:25 PM) *

So wait ... you watch these vidoes? Like to the end?


I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME!
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE(Mister Shhh @ Jan 7 2009, 03:27 PM) *

Good stuff.

"Wanna Bang Bus? =("
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(AckAckAckAck @ Jan 7 2009, 02:28 PM) *

I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME!


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post Jan 7 2009, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 02:25 PM) *

So wait ... you watch these vidoes? Like to the end?


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Do I look like flipper to you?
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:30 PM
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I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME!

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post Jan 7 2009, 02:30 PM
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the bait "bus" is actually a mustang.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:32 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Jan 7 2009, 03:29 PM) *

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Do I look like flipper to you?

I can't tell with this blindfold on.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:34 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 02:32 PM) *

I can't tell with this blindfold on.



BIGGIE! DON'T GO IN THERE!
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:34 PM
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QUOTE(AckAckAckAck @ Jan 7 2009, 02:28 PM) *

I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME!


He's yelling NO! ITS A TRAP!
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:34 PM
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I can't tell with this blindfold on.

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post Jan 7 2009, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(Maximum Tor @ Jan 7 2009, 03:30 PM) *

the bait "bus" is actually a mustang.

Hey man ... how would you like this delicious meatball sub? Get in and throw on this blindfold.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:35 PM
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He's yelling NO! ITS A TRAP!

Admiral Ackbar drives the Bait Bus.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:38 PM
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How come all of these STR8 guys are 95 lb eastern europeans with spiky blond hair and thong underwear?
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:40 PM
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How come all of these STR8 guys are 95 lb eastern europeans with spiky blond hair and thong underwear?

dude. laughing.gif
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:40 PM
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QUOTE(WTF Jones @ Jan 7 2009, 01:08 PM) *

Next time, stick sumpin' like this in that drawer....

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Very "wife-friendly" stuff. I call it "gateway-porn" for the wives.


my wife was like...this acting is horrible and there isn't enough fucking...LOVE my wife smile.gif
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:42 PM
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I like pretty vanilla porn. The ole in and out. None of this choking, 1cup, fisting, interracial shit the chicks all seem to be into these days.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:45 PM
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QUOTE(lusting_kay @ Jan 7 2009, 02:40 PM) *

my wife was like...this acting is horrible and there isn't enough fucking...LOVE my wife smile.gif

I think I might also love your wife. Nice.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:46 PM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Jan 7 2009, 03:42 PM) *

I like pretty vanilla porn. The ole in and out. None of this choking, 1cup, fisting, interracial shit the chicks all seem to be into these days.

I like how you put interracial in with choking, fisting and shit smearing.


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post Jan 7 2009, 02:46 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 01:11 PM) *

I'll never get caught unless my wife has the urge to listen to the Limp Bizkit CD.

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post Jan 7 2009, 02:48 PM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ Jan 7 2009, 02:42 PM) *

I like pretty vanilla porn. The ole in and out. None of this choking, 1cup, fisting, interracial shit the chicks all seem to be into these days.

It's funny - but yeah - straight regular sex porn is pretty rare these days. Everything out there seems to have 2 chicks with 800 guys, or chicks who do circus act style A2M/DP/TP/DV/DA and then a bukakke finish with the girl swallowing 18 loads of cum and a but full of piss.

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