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> I got this text from my wife last night.
mhaverty
post Jan 7 2009, 12:58 PM
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"Bang Bus? :-("






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She was putting away some laundry and found it in the sock drawer. Whoops.
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post Jan 7 2009, 12:59 PM
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:01 PM
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:02 PM
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I can only hope when you got home, she was watching it (and liking it).

*fingers crossed*
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:04 PM
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QUOTE(WTF Jones @ Jan 7 2009, 01:02 PM) *

I can only hope when you got home, she was watching it (and liking it).

*fingers crossed*


I asked her if she was watching it and she said no. I sadly have to believe her.
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:05 PM
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Just tell her to be happy that it wasn't Bait Bus......
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:08 PM
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QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jan 7 2009, 01:04 PM) *

I asked her if she was watching it and she said no. I sadly have to believe her.

Next time, stick sumpin' like this in that drawer....

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Very "wife-friendly" stuff. I call it "gateway-porn" for the wives.
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:11 PM
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I'll never get caught unless my wife has the urge to listen to the Limp Bizkit CD.
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:12 PM
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QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jan 7 2009, 01:04 PM) *

I asked her if she was watching it and she said no. I sadly have to believe her.


Rrrrrrrrrrright.

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post Jan 7 2009, 01:14 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 01:11 PM) *

I'll never get caught unless my wife has the urge to listen to the Limp Bizkit CD.


Stick it in your ear Vol II?


I just got lazy. Well then again so did she because I have a ton of socks-- and for the drawer to empty out that far to the bottom is her fault.
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:26 PM
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QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jan 7 2009, 12:58 PM) *

"Bang Bus? :-("
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She was putting away some laundry and found it in the sock drawer. Whoops.

Did she also find your Bang Bus sock?
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:32 PM
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Did she also find your Bang Bus sock?

stuck to the DVD?
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post Jan 7 2009, 01:52 PM
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Imagine being the wife that finds Bait Bus? Imagine the text message she'd send?
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:01 PM
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Amateur. All your dvd porn should be out with your other dvd cases. Just put the disc in a case of a movie she would never want to watch......like The Deer Hunter or something.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:04 PM
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QUOTE(Headtap @ Jan 7 2009, 02:01 PM) *

Amateur. All your dvd porn should be out with your other dvd cases. Just put the disc in a case of a movie she would never want to watch......like any movie that DanPM, Brixx, Mr. Shhh, WTF Jones or that other guy who's name escapes me constantly quote on the NB.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:12 PM
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Not crazy about googling porno at work. I know bang bus but what is bait bus?
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:14 PM
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How did she find a porn website in your Sock Drawer?

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post Jan 7 2009, 02:14 PM
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How did she find a porn website in your Sock Drawer?


I think he printed off the pictures.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(Maximum Tor @ Jan 7 2009, 02:12 PM) *

Not crazy about googling porno at work. I know bang bus but what is bait bus?



be glad that you didnt google it

i just did
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:16 PM
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Not crazy about googling porno at work. I know bang bus but what is bait bus?

They lure a dude onto the bus with a hot chick, blindfold him, and then he has sex with a dude for cash.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Jan 7 2009, 03:16 PM) *

They lure a dude onto the bus with a hot chick, blindfold him, and then he has sex with a dude for cash.

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I'm glad I didn't know this
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 02:16 PM) *

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yeah, but arent you glad that now, when a bus full of hot chicks pulls up to you while you are walking home and says that they want to have sex with you, you'll know to peek out of the blindfold to make sure that its a lady?
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:22 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Jan 7 2009, 02:16 PM) *

They lure a dude onto the bus with a hot chick, blindfold him, and then he has sex with a dude for cash.


that's hilarious.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:23 PM
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QUOTE(Look Sharp! @ Jan 7 2009, 02:20 PM) *

yeah, but arent you glad that now, when a bus full of hot chicks pulls up to you while you are walking home and says that they want to have sex with you, you'll know to peek out of the blindfold to make sure that its a lady?


whatever man, if you're fucking a dude with a beard it's basically like fucking a mouth and twat at the same time.
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post Jan 7 2009, 02:23 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 7 2009, 02:16 PM) *

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I'm glad I didn't know this

It's such a retarded premise though, like any straight dude would go along with it. laughing.gif

I would think they would sell more videos if they did this with actual real straight dudes, and when they took the blindfold off, the straight dude flew into a rage and punched and kicked his way out of the van.
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