DIMENNO, THREAD OF CONFINEMENT Options

[coughlin]

yes, but he can say more in 30 words than what most others need several hundred to say. You have given him an intellectual challenge.

he can also say less in 1,000 than most can in two

[Tantra, Goddess of Flight]

he can also say less in 1,000 than most can in two

So let's see what he can do...

[Flipper]

yes, but he can say more in 30 words than what most others need several hundred to say. You have given him an intellectual challenge.

I'm beginning to suspect that this is one of dimenno's alternate board personas.

Careful, Taintra.

[Flipper]

Terms of use.
The challenge, as per Flipper:

Here's how this will work:

You start a thread, the date and time of which will be the start your three months.

For the next three months, you post only in that thread, and you "keep it short" with a thirty word per post maximum (pretty generous, I think).

If you post a comic book gif, you post it once and only once. No incessant repeating of the same stupid comic book rip.

If I detect that you've created an alternate persona with which to indulge in your usual buttfuckery, the deal is off.

If you post so much as a single word, a picture of Jimmy Olsen sucking Batman's cock with a witty caption, or an emoticon in any thread other than your designated thread of confinement, the deal is off.

Begins...now.

By the way, if I wanted to call a technical foul, the above copy-and-paste of more than thirty words of (albiet my own) text could count as game over.

[Colorsoundkid]

WTF kind of exercise in masochism is this, Dimenno? Have you no self-respect?

This post has been edited by Colorsoundkid: Dec 13 2008, 11:37 PM

[Colorsoundkid]

And keep in mind, dimendildo.....

You may look at other threads, but you may not post in them.

Are you building him a Gimp box, too?

[Colorsoundkid]

So fucking help me, as long as I've got a heartbeat, this thread will not drop.

[The Undude]

Interestingly, the Dimeno Confinement Thread, the only place on the NB where Dimenno can post for three months, and so where one would imagine to find more posts by Dimenno than by anyone else, is curiously abscent of Dimenno postings.

[sue]

WTF kind of exercise in masochism is this, Dimenno? Have you no self-respect?

I kinda thought so too, but hey, he agreed to it, and pretty quickly (see other thread). Either he wants to prove his self-control, or he really needs $200 - either way, his prerogative!

[dimenno]

could count as game over.

That's why I said "begins now".

No cheating here!

[Flipper]

Magnus es, domine, et laudabilis valde: magna virtus tua, et sapientiae tuae non est numerus. et laudare te vult homo, aliqua portio creaturae tuae, et homo circumferens mortalitem suam, circumferens testimonium peccati sui et testimonium, quia superbis resistis: et tamen laudare te vult homo, aliqua portio creaturae tuae.tu excitas, ut laudare te delectet, quia fecisti nos ad te et inquietum est cor nostrum, donec requiescat in te. da mihi, domine, scire et intellegere, utrum sit prius invocare te an laudare te, et scire te prius sit an invocare te. sed quis te invocat nesciens te? aliud enim pro alio potest invocare nesciens. an potius invocaris, ut sciaris? quomodo autem invocabunt, in quem non crediderunt? aut quomodo credent sine praedicante? et laudabunt dominum qui requirunt eum. quaerentes enim inveniunt eum et invenientes laudabunt eum. quaeram te, domine, invocans te, et invocem te credens in te: praedicatus enim es nobis. invocat te, domine, fides mea, quam dedisti mihi, quam inspirasti mihi per humanitatem filii tui, per ministerium praedicatoris tui.

^ Looks pretty tasty, eh Chimp?

[dimenno]

Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.

[coughlin]

i always fuck up the polls, but... who thinks there's no fuckin' way he'll make it?

[peeweeswafer]

I have no doubt he'll make it.

And I'm looking forward to his posts being brief enough to read.

[dimenno]

Consider Christ's resume: fisherman, short order cook, light carpentry, public speaking, fluent in Amharic and Hebrew.

Now, ask yourself--would you hire this hallucinating, bearded nomad?

Well--would you?

[Dave K.]

Thread of Confinement would make a good band name.

[RJC]

Francis, I brought you a cake, hope you like it (sorry, Flipper found the file hidden in it).

[dimenno]

Thread of Confinement

(B&W, 2008. Bipolar savant, neurotically self-imprisoned, accepts unusual "wager"which may be his salvation--or his doom. By the acclaimed director of The Black Window. )

[tarawhite]

Francis, I brought you a cake, hope you like it (sorry, Flipper found the file hidden in it).

Looks like Dimenno will not be getting cake. Instead, it will be a steady diet of confinement loaf.

[dimenno]

My confinement loaf:
3 lbs ground round
1/4 package saltines
4 eggs
2/3 cups milk
28 oz crushed tomatoes

Bake at 350 for 60 minutes

[plcmat]

This reminds me of the Beavis and Butt-Head episode where they couldn't laugh and it was sex-ed week.

We're going to be talking about THE PENIS.

I don't mind dimenno - there are plenty of other newer posters that I would rather see exiled to Elba.

[dimenno]

Self-exiled!

[dimenno]

WTF kind of exercise in masochism is this, Dimenno? Have you no self-respect?

[Colorsoundkid]

Holy shit, Scampy the clown is soooo scary.

[dimenno]

Holy shit, Scampy the clown is soooo scary.

That ain't the half of it. Check out Tyranno:
http://www.oddballcomics.com/article.php?story=2008-05-12