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post Dec 12 2008, 09:12 PM
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Terms of use.
The challenge, as per Flipper:

Here's how this will work:

You start a thread, the date and time of which will be the start your three months.

For the next three months, you post only in that thread, and you "keep it short" with a thirty word per post maximum (pretty generous, I think).

If you post a comic book gif, you post it once and only once. No incessant repeating of the same stupid comic book rip.

If I detect that you've created an alternate persona with which to indulge in your usual buttfuckery, the deal is off.

If you post so much as a single word, a picture of Jimmy Olsen sucking Batman's cock with a witty caption, or an emoticon in any thread other than your designated thread of confinement, the deal is off.

Begins...now.
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post Dec 12 2008, 09:18 PM
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I do this everyday.
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post Dec 12 2008, 09:22 PM
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You forgot to tell everyone what your reward will be.

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post Dec 12 2008, 09:24 PM
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Addendum: NO THREAD BUMPING

That is all.

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post Dec 12 2008, 09:26 PM
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Your usual buttfuckery.

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post Dec 12 2008, 09:29 PM
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And keep in mind, dimendildo.....

You may look at other threads, but you may not post in them.
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post Dec 12 2008, 09:35 PM
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From 10:12PM this evening, until 10:12PM on March 12, 2009 Messr Dimenno's posting will be confined to this thread and this thead only, and will be relegated to 30 words or less.

Noise Board, you're welcome.

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post Dec 12 2008, 09:56 PM
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At least he can still vote in the poll threads, and no one will ever know!

I'll visit you over here dimenno.
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post Dec 12 2008, 10:00 PM
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I think someone needs to keep up dimennos spirit for the next three months while he's absent
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post Dec 12 2008, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE(JuJuagogo @ Dec 12 2008, 11:00 PM) *

I think someone needs to keep up dimennos spirit for the next three months while he's absent


I believe Francis is married, and will thus not require the company of a sympathetic crazy woman.

Nice try at a lay, though.

NEXT!
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post Dec 12 2008, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Dec 12 2008, 09:22 PM) *

You forgot to tell everyone what your reward will be.


200 dollars and a trophy.
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post Dec 12 2008, 10:32 PM
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post Dec 13 2008, 09:58 AM
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laughing.gif This is great. This board has been sort of boring lately, no drama, lack of funnies, lack of insight. But "The Great Dimenno Confinement Challenge" is brilliant. Thank you both.
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post Dec 13 2008, 10:10 AM
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QUOTE(JuJuagogo @ Dec 12 2008, 10:00 PM) *

I think someone needs to keep up dimennos spirit for the next three months while he's absent


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post Dec 13 2008, 10:53 AM
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QUOTE(dimenno @ Dec 12 2008, 10:24 PM) *

200 dollars and a trophy.


That doesn't seem worth it.
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post Dec 13 2008, 12:14 PM
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QUOTE(sue @ Dec 13 2008, 10:53 AM) *

That doesn't seem worth it.

He gets a trophy!!!
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post Dec 13 2008, 12:27 PM
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I can book tables at The Middle East Restarant if we would like to have a "DIMENNO, THREAD OF CONFINEMENT" End-Party for the Friday 13th March.

Let me know...
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post Dec 13 2008, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE(Orbitron @ Dec 13 2008, 12:14 PM) *

He gets a trophy!!!

I'll buy him a trophy. Not some dollar store plastic cup with writing on it from a sharpie that he'll probably end up with laughing.gif
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post Dec 13 2008, 05:31 PM
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is there / shouldn't there be a reverse reward where he has to give you something if he fucks it up?
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post Dec 13 2008, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(coughlin @ Dec 13 2008, 06:31 PM) *

is there / shouldn't there be a reverse reward where he has to give you something if he fucks it up?

The reward of Flipper gloating about it for months and months to come?
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post Dec 13 2008, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(coughlin @ Dec 13 2008, 06:31 PM) *

is there / shouldn't there be a reverse reward where he has to give you something if he fucks it up?


I wish I'd thought of this, as this is a bit of a one-sided challenge.

Alas, a deal is a deal.

Then again, when we get two weeks in to this thing and he loses it/goes on a posting frenzy, my reward will be laughing at how he just can't fucking help himself.

Bottling up all that unfunny-and-lame for three months ain't gonna be easy for him.

I bet he finds himself an alternate message board with which to vent.


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post Dec 13 2008, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Dec 13 2008, 05:49 PM) *

I bet he finds himself an alternate message board with which to vent.

well, he does have his "lemon basket" blog thing which sometimes approaches the stuff here in terms of the ol' verbal diarrhea... and the mag, of course, which has more than plenty of words that the average reader won't ever bother to look up...
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post Dec 13 2008, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Dec 13 2008, 06:49 PM) *

I bet he finds himself an alternate message board with which to vent.

The truth can be brutal, but I'll bet dimenno will find being unloved on another board to be just ducky, and as inevitable as death and taxes.
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post Dec 13 2008, 09:04 PM
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Hey--I'm just thinking of all the writing I'll get done.

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post Dec 13 2008, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Dec 12 2008, 09:35 PM) *

From 10:12PM this evening, until 10:12PM on March 12, 2009 Messr Dimenno's posting will be confined to this thread and this thead only, and will be relegated to 30 words or less.

Noise Board, you're welcome.

yes, but he can say more in 30 words than what most others need several hundred to say. You have given him an intellectual challenge.
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