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whatthefuck
post Oct 9 2008, 10:11 AM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Oct 9 2008, 10:10 AM) *

I bet you wouldn't say that if you were single.


Screws AND eats teenage girls.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:11 AM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Oct 9 2008, 11:06 AM) *

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post Oct 9 2008, 10:12 AM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Oct 9 2008, 10:05 AM) *

Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.

Yick.


just play along

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post Oct 9 2008, 10:12 AM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Oct 9 2008, 10:10 AM) *

I bet you wouldn't say that if you were single.

I'm guessing you're wrong.

Mine is a special case though, because when I was teaching I spent way too much time among college students, and because I'm a short-bus-riding loser of questionable sexual tendencies etc.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:13 AM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Oct 9 2008, 11:07 AM) *

bobby dragon

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post Oct 9 2008, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Oct 9 2008, 11:05 AM) *

Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.

Yick.

Only hypothetically on interweb message boards. Not in real life, bra!
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:17 AM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Oct 9 2008, 11:12 AM) *

I'm guessing you're wrong.

Mine is a special case though, because when I was teaching I spent way too much time among college students, and because I'm a short-bus-riding loser of questionable sexual tendencies etc.




Also you (shock) would at some point in the evening want to have a conversation with the girl beyond the "hey you look hot" part.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:19 AM
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I'm going to subject all of you to harsh moral judgment as soon as this Girl Scout is finished blowing me.

Harsh.

Moral.

Judgment.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Oct 9 2008, 10:05 AM) *

Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.



this is established

and

what is middle aged?
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM
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He should at least have taken the ride. Who would prefer the bus?
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 10:40 AM) *


- um, no. i have to catch a bus.



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post Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(Look Sharp! @ Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM) *

this is established

and

what is middle aged?


Most ppl die around 80... so I would say 40.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(Look Sharp! @ Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM) *

this is established

and

what is middle aged?

Yeah, I know

and

That time of life when you deceive yourself into thinking that you still have as many years to live as you've lived already.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(Dave K. @ Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM) *

He should at least have taken the ride. Who would prefer the bus?



seriously


learn about stars

get a ride

get an ego boost
(which it seems that you need)


you didnt HAVE to fuck her
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:23 AM
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there are two legal teenage years people
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:26 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM) *

so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence.
she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.

"i could probably give you a lift home."
NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED.



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post Oct 9 2008, 10:28 AM
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QUOTE(elk @ Oct 9 2008, 10:26 AM) *

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exactly!
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:34 AM
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Also you (shock) would at some point in the evening want to have a conversation with the girl beyond the "hey you look hot" part.

Why?

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post Oct 9 2008, 10:36 AM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Oct 9 2008, 10:34 AM) *

Why?


This was going to be a very obvious response... especially from a 5 yr old that chews with his mouth open. rolleyes.gif

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post Oct 9 2008, 10:36 AM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Oct 9 2008, 10:34 AM) *

Why?

So I could wow her with my large active vocabulary, obviously.

I'm like an Eskimo with a thousand words for "anal."
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:37 AM
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You cried alright..

After you beat off 4 times.
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post Oct 9 2008, 11:04 AM
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QUOTE(Look Sharp! @ Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM) *

this is established

and

what is middle aged?

old enough to be her dad's significantly older brother.
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post Oct 9 2008, 11:09 AM
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QUOTE(lisalisa @ Oct 9 2008, 10:17 AM) *

Also you (shock) would at some point in the evening want to have a conversation with the girl beyond the "hey you look hot" part.

when did i ever say that i said anything like that?
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post Oct 9 2008, 11:12 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 11:04 AM) *

old enough to be her dad's significantly older brother.



just go next wednesday and see what happens


unless you're 40 years old
if youre 40 years old, then forget it
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post Oct 9 2008, 11:14 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 12:09 PM) *

when did i ever say that i said anything like that?




I wasn't referring to you.

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