| Electric Larry |
Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM
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so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence.
she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?" - um, no. i have to catch a bus. "i could probably give you a lift home." NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED. |
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| TEX |
Oct 9 2008, 08:09 PM
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WATCH OUT FOR THE VAGINA!
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| peeweeswafer |
Oct 9 2008, 09:11 PM
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| Electric Larry |
Oct 9 2008, 10:09 PM
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did we ever get any feedback about his date last friday?? it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a ritzy beach house and had my own suite... girl brought her chaperone along and we've seen each other off & on since april. at first i was resigning it to friendship (no, ELK; there's no threesome shit potential); but she called me today. she's not 19. |
| peeweeswafer |
Oct 10 2008, 11:55 PM
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it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a ritzy beach house and had my own suite... girl brought her chaperone along and we've seen each other off & on since april. at first i was resigning it to friendship (no, ELK; there's no threesome shit potential); but she called me today. she's not 19. she brought her chaperone? |
| Electric Larry |
Oct 11 2008, 10:42 AM
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she brought her chaperone? yes! every time i see this woman she brings her friend. it makes sense the first couple of times, or if she weren't interested in anything more than friendship, but come on! she directly asked me if i was interested in her at one point recently - i said i am, but i don't want to be rude to the friend and all... i think the friend is very needy and afraid of losing her - they go everywhere together. i believe that i will resign this one to friendship, anyway. (she's way too old for me |
| peeweeswafer |
Oct 11 2008, 10:52 AM
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yes! every time i see this woman she brings her friend. it makes sense the first couple of times, or if she weren't interested in anything more than friendship, but come on! she directly asked me if i was interested in her at one point recently - i said i am, but i don't want to be rude to the friend and all... i think the friend is very needy and afraid of losing her - they go everywhere together. i believe that i will resign this one to friendship, anyway. (she's way too old for me yeah- this is a problem. don't waste any more time with this- mixed signals here means she's confused she needs to figure out what she wants on her own time, not yours you've escaped the vagina once again |
| JuJuagogo |
Oct 11 2008, 11:03 AM
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yeah- this is a problem. don't waste any more time with this- mixed signals here means she's confused she needs to figure out what she wants on her own time, not yours you've escaped the vagina once again Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD I agree with PeeWee - sounds like she's using the friend as a buffer of some sort - whether she's confused about how she feels for you - or just confused in general and afraid to get too close to someone. BD you're in school for psychology - how can you miss this one babe? |
bobby dagon i got hit on by a 19 year old i think Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM
DanPM
- um, no. i have to catch a bus.
:lol: Oct 9 2008, 09:42 AM
Dr. Moose
"i could probably give you a lift RIDE hom... Oct 9 2008, 09:47 AM
Woody Goodbeat
[i]- um, no. i have to catch a bus.
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bobby dagon
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Look Sharp!
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whatthefuck
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Look Sharp!
so i was outside having a smoke and this girl ask... Oct 9 2008, 09:49 AM
Colt45
you should have gone to the observatory
they do ... Oct 9 2008, 09:53 AM
whatthefuck Let us know when a 12 year old hits on you.
:ro... Oct 9 2008, 09:51 AM
DanPM
[i]- um, no. i have to catch a bus.
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Gee Mann
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whatthefuck Was she fat BTW? Oct 9 2008, 10:04 AM
Woody Goodbeat
"so - you going to the observatory tonight?... Oct 9 2008, 10:04 AM
JodyThePig Based on the responses, it appears that most of th... Oct 9 2008, 10:05 AM
DanPM
Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:07 AM

JodyThePig
bobby dragon is middle aged?
Perhaps I've sa... Oct 9 2008, 10:09 AM

Woody Goodbeat
bobby dragon
http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/3... Oct 9 2008, 10:13 AM
Danny Vermin
Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:10 AM

whatthefuck
I bet you wouldn't say that if you were singl... Oct 9 2008, 10:11 AM


FrankD
Screws AND eats teenage girls.
cunning linguist... Oct 10 2008, 03:31 PM

JodyThePig
I bet you wouldn't say that if you were singl... Oct 9 2008, 10:12 AM

lisalisa
I'm guessing you're wrong.
Mine is a sp... Oct 9 2008, 10:17 AM

Danny Vermin
Also you (shock) would at some point in the eveni... Oct 9 2008, 10:34 AM


whatthefuck
Why?
This was going to be a very obvious respon... Oct 9 2008, 10:36 AM


JodyThePig
Why?
So I could wow her with my large active voc... Oct 9 2008, 10:36 AM

bobby dagon
Also you (shock) would at some point in the eveni... Oct 9 2008, 11:09 AM

lisalisa
when did i ever say that i said anything like th... Oct 9 2008, 11:14 AM

Woody Goodbeat
I wasn't referring to you.
What happened Oct 9 2008, 11:15 AM
Colt45
Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:12 AM
WTF Jones
Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:14 AM
Look Sharp!
Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM
whatthefuck
this is established
and
what is middle aged?
... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
JodyThePig
this is established
and
what is middle aged?
Y... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
bobby dagon
this is established
and
what is middle aged?
o... Oct 9 2008, 11:04 AM
Look Sharp!
old enough to be her dad's significantly olde... Oct 9 2008, 11:12 AM
DanPM
she says, "so - you going to the observator... Oct 9 2008, 10:06 AM
lisalisa
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DotRat
http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jpg... Oct 9 2008, 12:25 PM
bobby dagon
:lol:
Dungeons and Dagons!
that's fucki... Oct 9 2008, 08:03 PM
JodyThePig I'm going to subject all of you to harsh moral... Oct 9 2008, 10:19 AM
omelette
I'm going to subject all of you to harsh mora... Oct 9 2008, 11:18 AM
Dave K. He should at least have taken the ride. Who would ... Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM
Look Sharp!
He should at least have taken the ride. Who would... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
Woody Goodbeat
[i]- um, no. i have to catch a bus.
[img]http... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM
Dan The Butcher there are two legal teenage years people Oct 9 2008, 10:23 AM
elk
so i was outside having a smoke and this girl ask... Oct 9 2008, 10:26 AM
whatthefuck
-_-
exactly! Oct 9 2008, 10:28 AM
Dan from providence You cried alright..
After you beat off 4 times. Oct 9 2008, 10:37 AM
WTF Jones
it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a r... Oct 9 2008, 10:12 PM

bobby dagon
18?
31 - but she's agreed to roleplay Oct 9 2008, 10:14 PM

Ms. JJ Millie
31 - but she's agreed to roleplay
:lol: :l... Oct 10 2008, 08:43 AM
elk
it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a r... Oct 10 2008, 08:52 AM
bobby dagon
Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD :lol... Oct 11 2008, 11:21 AM

JuJuagogo
oh, i caught it. its her friend not wanting to lo... Oct 11 2008, 11:27 AM
DotRat
Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD :lol... Oct 11 2008, 11:22 AM
bobby dagon
:lol:
In Soviet Russia, sometimes the bus catche... Oct 11 2008, 11:24 AM
DanPM Thanks to you this girl had to ask some other old ... Oct 9 2008, 08:58 PM
bobby dagon
Thanks to you this girl had to ask some other old... Oct 9 2008, 09:03 PM
DanPM and the bus Oct 9 2008, 09:04 PM
bobby dagon
and the bus
hopefully the other old fart wasn... Oct 9 2008, 09:07 PM
whatthefuck So she's going to play the dirty-old-man next ... Oct 10 2008, 08:39 AM
bobby dagon yeah - i really don't care about romance right... Oct 11 2008, 11:31 AM![]() ![]() |
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