i got hit on by a 19 year old i think, "i've smoked these things longer than you been alive Options

[Electric Larry]

so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence.
she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.

"i could probably give you a lift home."


NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED.

[JodyThePig]

Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.

Yick.

[Look Sharp!]

Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.

this is established

and

what is middle aged?

[Electric Larry]

this is established

and

what is middle aged?

old enough to be her dad's significantly older brother.