i got hit on by a 19 year old i think

i got hit on by a 19 year old i think, "i've smoked these things longer than you been alive

Electric Larry	Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM Post #1
Noise Board Sponsor Group: Members - Platinum Posts: 5,796 Joined: December 23 03 From: Purest Hell Member No.: 1,451	so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence. she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?" - um, no. i have to catch a bus. "i could probably give you a lift home." NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED.

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JuJuagogo	Oct 9 2008, 10:01 AM Post #2
Group: Members - Basic Posts: 7,772 Joined: July 5 07 Member No.: 13,356	QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 10:40 AM) so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence. she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?" - um, no. i have to catch a bus. "i could probably give you a lift home." NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED. Wait - where did she say she wanted to suck your dick? I didn't realize being kind and offering you a ride was hitting on someone....... If so I need to stop being nice.

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bobby dagon i got hit on by a 19 year old i think Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM

DanPM - um, no. i have to catch a bus. :lol: Oct 9 2008, 09:42 AM

Dr. Moose "i could probably give you a lift RIDE hom... Oct 9 2008, 09:47 AM

Woody Goodbeat [i]- um, no. i have to catch a bus. [img]http... Oct 9 2008, 09:49 AM

bobby dagon [img]http://www.used-buses.net/bustypes/img/schoo... Oct 9 2008, 09:52 AM

Look Sharp! http://www.used-buses.net/bustypes/img/prison-bus... Oct 9 2008, 09:54 AM

whatthefuck http://www.used-buses.net/bustypes/img/school-bus... Oct 9 2008, 09:59 AM

Look Sharp! so i was outside having a smoke and this girl ask... Oct 9 2008, 09:49 AM

Colt45 you should have gone to the observatory they do ... Oct 9 2008, 09:53 AM

whatthefuck Let us know when a 12 year old hits on you. :ro... Oct 9 2008, 09:51 AM

DanPM [i]- um, no. i have to catch a bus. [img]http... Oct 9 2008, 09:55 AM

DanPM http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062... Oct 9 2008, 09:57 AM

Dan The Butcher http://publiuspundit.com/bush-door-china.jpg Oct 9 2008, 10:00 AM

Woody Goodbeat "so - you going to the observatory tonight?... Oct 9 2008, 10:00 AM

JuJuagogo so i was outside having a smoke and this girl ask... Oct 9 2008, 10:01 AM

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DanPM That better have been the Bang Bus you had to catc... Oct 9 2008, 10:03 AM

whatthefuck Was she fat BTW? Oct 9 2008, 10:04 AM

Woody Goodbeat "so - you going to the observatory tonight?... Oct 9 2008, 10:04 AM

JodyThePig Based on the responses, it appears that most of th... Oct 9 2008, 10:05 AM

DanPM Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:07 AM

JodyThePig bobby dragon is middle aged? Perhaps I've sa... Oct 9 2008, 10:09 AM

Woody Goodbeat bobby dragon http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/3... Oct 9 2008, 10:13 AM

Danny Vermin Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:10 AM

whatthefuck I bet you wouldn't say that if you were singl... Oct 9 2008, 10:11 AM

FrankD Screws AND eats teenage girls. cunning linguist... Oct 10 2008, 03:31 PM

JodyThePig I bet you wouldn't say that if you were singl... Oct 9 2008, 10:12 AM

lisalisa I'm guessing you're wrong. Mine is a sp... Oct 9 2008, 10:17 AM

Danny Vermin Also you (shock) would at some point in the eveni... Oct 9 2008, 10:34 AM

whatthefuck Why? This was going to be a very obvious respon... Oct 9 2008, 10:36 AM

JodyThePig Why? So I could wow her with my large active voc... Oct 9 2008, 10:36 AM

bobby dagon Also you (shock) would at some point in the eveni... Oct 9 2008, 11:09 AM

lisalisa when did i ever say that i said anything like th... Oct 9 2008, 11:14 AM

Woody Goodbeat I wasn't referring to you. What happened Oct 9 2008, 11:15 AM

Colt45 Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:12 AM

WTF Jones Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:14 AM

Look Sharp! Based on the responses, it appears that most of t... Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM

whatthefuck this is established and what is middle aged? ... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM

JodyThePig this is established and what is middle aged? Y... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM

bobby dagon this is established and what is middle aged? o... Oct 9 2008, 11:04 AM

Look Sharp! old enough to be her dad's significantly olde... Oct 9 2008, 11:12 AM

DanPM she says, "so - you going to the observator... Oct 9 2008, 10:06 AM

lisalisa http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jp... Oct 9 2008, 10:11 AM

DotRat http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jpg... Oct 9 2008, 12:25 PM

bobby dagon :lol: Dungeons and Dagons! that's fucki... Oct 9 2008, 08:03 PM

JodyThePig I'm going to subject all of you to harsh moral... Oct 9 2008, 10:19 AM

omelette I'm going to subject all of you to harsh mora... Oct 9 2008, 11:18 AM

Dave K. He should at least have taken the ride. Who would ... Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM

Look Sharp! He should at least have taken the ride. Who would... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM

Woody Goodbeat [i]- um, no. i have to catch a bus. [img]http... Oct 9 2008, 10:21 AM

Dan The Butcher there are two legal teenage years people Oct 9 2008, 10:23 AM

elk so i was outside having a smoke and this girl ask... Oct 9 2008, 10:26 AM

whatthefuck -_- exactly! Oct 9 2008, 10:28 AM

Dan from providence You cried alright.. After you beat off 4 times. Oct 9 2008, 10:37 AM

TEX WATCH OUT FOR THE VAGINA! Oct 9 2008, 08:09 PM

peeweeswafer WATCH OUT FOR THE VAGINA! did we ever get ... Oct 9 2008, 09:11 PM

bobby dagon did we ever get any feedback about his date last ... Oct 9 2008, 10:09 PM

WTF Jones it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a r... Oct 9 2008, 10:12 PM

bobby dagon 18? 31 - but she's agreed to roleplay Oct 9 2008, 10:14 PM

Ms. JJ Millie 31 - but she's agreed to roleplay :lol: :l... Oct 10 2008, 08:43 AM

elk it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a r... Oct 10 2008, 08:52 AM

peeweeswafer it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a r... Oct 10 2008, 11:55 PM

bobby dagon she brought her chaperone? yes! every time i... Oct 11 2008, 10:42 AM

peeweeswafer yes! every time i see this woman she brings h... Oct 11 2008, 10:52 AM

JuJuagogo yeah- this is a problem. don't waste any more... Oct 11 2008, 11:03 AM

bobby dagon Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD :lol... Oct 11 2008, 11:21 AM

JuJuagogo oh, i caught it. its her friend not wanting to lo... Oct 11 2008, 11:27 AM

DotRat Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD :lol... Oct 11 2008, 11:22 AM

bobby dagon :lol: In Soviet Russia, sometimes the bus catche... Oct 11 2008, 11:24 AM

DanPM Thanks to you this girl had to ask some other old ... Oct 9 2008, 08:58 PM

bobby dagon Thanks to you this girl had to ask some other old... Oct 9 2008, 09:03 PM

DanPM and the bus Oct 9 2008, 09:04 PM

bobby dagon and the bus hopefully the other old fart wasn... Oct 9 2008, 09:07 PM

whatthefuck So she's going to play the dirty-old-man next ... Oct 10 2008, 08:39 AM

bobby dagon yeah - i really don't care about romance right... Oct 11 2008, 11:31 AM

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