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> i got hit on by a 19 year old i think, "i've smoked these things longer than you been alive
Electric Larry
post Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM
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so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence.
she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.

"i could probably give you a lift home."


NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED.
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:42 AM
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- um, no. i have to catch a bus.


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post Oct 9 2008, 09:47 AM
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"i could probably give you a lift RIDE home."
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:49 AM
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- um, no. i have to catch a bus.



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post Oct 9 2008, 09:49 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 09:40 AM) *

so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence.
she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.

"i could probably give you a lift home."
NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED.



you should have gone to the observatory

they do it every wednesday

its funny, i probably walked right by you guys as i was on my way to dinner at the busy bee around 6 o clock
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:51 AM
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Let us know when a 12 year old hits on you.
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:52 AM
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:53 AM
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QUOTE(Look Sharp! @ Oct 9 2008, 09:49 AM) *

you should have gone to the observatory

they do it every wednesday

its funny, i probably walked right by you guys as i was on my way to dinner at the busy bee around 6 o clock


Then to the Peach Pit to get loose around 8.30 ?
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:54 AM
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19 is as legal as shes gonna get
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:55 AM
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- um, no. i have to catch a bus.


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post Oct 9 2008, 09:57 AM
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post Oct 9 2008, 09:59 AM
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:00 AM
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:00 AM
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"so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.

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post Oct 9 2008, 10:01 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 10:40 AM) *

so i was outside having a smoke and this girl asked me for one, starts talking about all of her classes and such - actually she was kind of manic - then there's this awkward silence.
she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.

"i could probably give you a lift home."
NO ELK I DID NOT GO TO THE OBSERVATORY. I WENT HOME AND CRIED.

Wait - where did she say she wanted to suck your dick? I didn't realize being kind and offering you a ride was hitting on someone....... If so I need to stop being nice.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:02 AM
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:02 AM
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were you high ?
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:03 AM
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That better have been the Bang Bus you had to catch.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:04 AM
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Was she fat BTW?
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:04 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 10:40 AM) *

"so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.



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post Oct 9 2008, 10:05 AM
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Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.

Yick.
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:06 AM
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she says, "so - you going to the observatory tonight?"

- um, no. i have to catch a bus.

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post Oct 9 2008, 10:07 AM
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Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.

Yick.

bobby dragon is middle aged?
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:09 AM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Oct 9 2008, 10:07 AM) *

bobby dragon is middle aged?

Perhaps I've said too much.

So to follow up: Well, at least he's younger than me!
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post Oct 9 2008, 10:10 AM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Oct 9 2008, 10:05 AM) *

Based on the responses, it appears that most of the people here approve of the idea that middle-aged dudes should bang teenaged girls.

Yick.


I bet you wouldn't say that if you were single.
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