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post Jul 24 2008, 02:39 PM
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bass players-sluts, drunks
drummers-dumb
lead singers-pricks
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post Jul 24 2008, 02:41 PM
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All rock drummers homes are littered with broken drum sticks.
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post Jul 24 2008, 02:42 PM
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Everyone who is in a band is an irresponsible drug addict who gets laid by skanks all the time.
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post Jul 24 2008, 02:45 PM
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QUOTE(!@# @ Jul 24 2008, 02:39 PM) *

bass players-sluts, drunks
drummers-dumb
lead singers-pricks

................i find these three absolutely true.
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post Jul 24 2008, 02:46 PM
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The Keytar player spends every show night swimming in a sea of gash....up to their necks in tang.
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post Jul 24 2008, 03:09 PM
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Guitar players are generally a lot dumber than they think they are.
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post Jul 24 2008, 03:14 PM
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Drummers are well endowed.
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post Jul 24 2008, 03:17 PM
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Drummers are well endowed.

Especially the girls.
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post Jul 24 2008, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(!@# @ Jul 24 2008, 03:39 PM) *

bass players-sluts, drunks
drummers-dumb
lead singers-pricks


don't know if i'd go with the drummers/dumb thing (at least in my experience), but i would change that to:

drummers-extremely difficult people to deal with
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post Jul 24 2008, 05:42 PM
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Of course the majority of dipshits that "play guitar" think they are guitarists, but are merley guitar players. Guitarists (people who know what they are doing with an axe) are either egomaniacs who think they are the boss of the band, or introverted music geeks. Who made guitars the frontmen anyway?
This coming from a drummer.
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post Jul 24 2008, 10:43 PM
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Drumbers
Gintarist
"base" players
Keyed Boardists
Rythym Method Section
Brassy
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post Jul 25 2008, 11:20 AM
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Drummers would rather be bassists.
Bassists would rather be guitarists.
Guitarists would rather be singing.
Singers would rather be sitting at the bar.
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post Jul 25 2008, 11:32 AM
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QUOTE(Gimli @ Jul 24 2008, 05:42 PM) *

Guitarists (people who know what they are doing with an axe) are either egomaniacs who think they are the boss of the band, or introverted music geeks.

I am all three laughing.gif
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post Jul 25 2008, 12:08 PM
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QUOTE(Sharpening Knives @ Jul 25 2008, 11:20 AM) *
Drummers would rather be bassists.


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post Jul 25 2008, 01:05 PM
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Keyboard players - would rather be playing cocktail weenie music in some horrible bar or jazzing out someplace but are in the rock and roll band to get more pussy.
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post Jul 25 2008, 01:16 PM
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as a bassist and a singer i am routinely disgusted and ashamed of my personal behavior...
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post Jul 25 2008, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(plcmat @ Jul 25 2008, 01:05 PM) *

Keyboard players - would rather be playing cocktail weenie music in some horrible bar or jazzing out someplace but are in the rock and roll band to get more pussy.

Yeah, because all the girls want to talk to the keyboard player laughing.gif laughing.gif

A friend of mine plays jazz piano. He is the king of cougar tail.

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post Jul 25 2008, 03:08 PM
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Never ask a musician for his/her opinion on another band, for musicians are incredibly insecure and will trash any group that might possibly be considered "competition."
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post Jul 26 2008, 04:03 AM
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Singers- egotistical, would rather be movie stars except they don't live in LA

Guitarists- are really the dumb ones, have no musical knowledge, take the most drugs

Keyboardists, Horn players- Musically knowledgeable, more conservative, team players

Bassists- modest fellows just doing their job (where did the slut description come from?) Isn't that the singers role?
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post Jul 26 2008, 09:59 AM
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QUOTE(!@# @ Jul 24 2008, 03:39 PM) *

bass players-sluts, drunks
drummers-dumb
lead singers-pricks


Sounds about right to me. There are some exceptions in the drumming department, but they are extremely rare (some cases in point: Jim Seery, Chris Keene, and Rich Adkins, not dumb at all and true gents, but they also all play gee-tar).
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post Jul 26 2008, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE(Sharpening Knives @ Jul 25 2008, 12:20 PM) *


Bassists would rather be guitarists.



No, I'd rather have the ability to play keyboards (Farfisa, Vox, Hammond, or otherwise).
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post Jul 26 2008, 10:00 AM
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The guy on the Jug is always drunk.
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post Jul 27 2008, 06:59 AM
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QUOTE(Gimli @ Jul 24 2008, 06:42 PM) *

Of course the majority of dipshits that "play guitar" think they are guitarists, but are merley guitar players. Guitarists (people who know what they are doing with an axe) are either egomaniacs who think they are the boss of the band, or introverted music geeks. Who made guitars the frontmen anyway?
This coming from a drummer.


You sound like an extremely difficult person to deal with.
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post Jul 27 2008, 02:26 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Jul 27 2008, 06:59 AM) *

You sound like an extremely difficult person to deal with.
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post Jul 27 2008, 03:44 PM
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