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post Jun 26 2008, 01:10 PM
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he told me the dead girl in his basement OD'd on weed

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post Jun 26 2008, 01:10 PM
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told me he was way into bunies before Defbil
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:10 PM
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on a fishing trip he whispered in my ear how he once raised a child....that child was Nicholas Cage!
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:11 PM
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He told me he thought of the idea of fake beards and goat leggings before Brixx.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:12 PM
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Told me he's taken a few spins on the Bang Bus.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:12 PM
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He told me he's a notary but he didn't have a stamp.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:13 PM
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:13 PM
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mentioned how he forged JOHN HANCOKCS name on the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE!
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:14 PM
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I heard he steered Ian Stuart's car into the telephone pole.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:14 PM
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He PM'd me at the Knucklehead board and told me that I was late on my dues. Turns out he was bullshitting and trying to get money to form a Pro War music group.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:14 PM
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:14 PM
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Told me he was drafted second overall by the Brockton Rox. When I asked what position he played, he said "goalie" and then ran off.

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post Jun 26 2008, 01:15 PM
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He always tells this story about how he was living in an apartment on Comm. with this guy named Tallerico. Fucking guy would wake him up with this piano song about creaming on. Dobs told him that cheezy sexual innuendo wouldn't be a hit until at least 1987 and to sing about dreams as it was the early 70's. Anyway Dobs was loyal to Jimmy Crespo so of course this put a strain on the relationship from about 73 until 85 when the man now known as Tyler hit rock bottom and came crawling back. No Crespo on the ax but from then on Stephen would always listen to Doberman. It was of course Dobs who hooked the boys from boston up with Desmond Child. One side note: Legend has it that it was Vince Neil who was the inspiration for the hit "Dude Looks Like a Lady" with his incessant saying of dude when hanging out one day. Of course it was Doberman's idea but he to this day insists he was just being selfless and told the band to credit a more newsworty person.

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post Jun 26 2008, 01:15 PM
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He told me he knew where all the flowers went...
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kinda related.... martin doyle told me doberman gave him a reach around once in the Causeway - said they both were drunk.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:16 PM
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Told me he got smcd, mhaverty, and mike qube to go to a Rainbow party fundraiser and they drove there in a Prius at a reasonable speed.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:16 PM
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Once said that FOX stole his idea for a show called "Hitched with Kids"..hence..MARRIED WITH CHILDREN!
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:17 PM
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His real name is actually Eric Miniature Pincher.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:17 PM
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he said he hid an uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:17 PM
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QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jun 26 2008, 02:15 PM) *

He always tells this story about how he was living in an apartment on Comm. with this guy named Tallerico. Fucking guy would wake him up with this piano song about creaming on. Dobs told him that cheezy sexual innuendo wouldn't be a hit until at least 1987 and to sing about dreams as it was the early 70's. Anyway Dobs was loyal to Jimmy Crespo so of course this put a strain on the relationship from about 73 until 85 when the man now known as Tyler hit rock bottom and came crawling back. No Crespo on the ax but from then on Stephen would always listen to Doberman. It was of course Dobs who hooked the boys from boston up with Desmond Child. One side note: Legend has it that it was Vince Neil who was the inspiration for the hit "Dude Looks Like a Lady" with his incessant saying of dude when hanging out one day. Of course it was Doberman's idea but he to this day insists he was just being selfless and told the band to credit a more newsworty person.


He told me he sent mhaverty the note about how these should all be one liners.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:18 PM
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Heard he convinced Gang Green to name an album "Older... Budweiser" instead of the band's first choice, "Older... Smuttynose Summer Weizen."
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(benhamean @ Jun 26 2008, 02:15 PM) *

He told me he knew where all the flowers went...



He knows where all the coboys went too but he hates that bitch.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:19 PM
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QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jun 26 2008, 01:18 PM) *

He knows where all the coboys went too but he hates that bitch.


hahaha classic!
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:19 PM
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He gave Al Gore the idea to invent the internet.
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post Jun 26 2008, 01:20 PM
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QUOTE(sixpinelbow @ Jun 26 2008, 02:17 PM) *

He told me he sent mhaverty the note about how these should all be one liners.


Bullshit. Doberman taught me that great historical perspective can not be brodcast in one line.
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