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| Dainty Debby |
Jun 22 2007, 12:36 PM
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I'd be interested to hear details and stories. Other wise, cue parody threads and smart remarks.
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| I Play GuitAH |
Jun 22 2007, 12:37 PM
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| Dainty Debby |
Jun 22 2007, 12:37 PM
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*Emergency
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| DJKyttyn |
Jun 22 2007, 12:43 PM
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Group: Members - Basic Posts: 7,182 Joined: June 8 04 From: Run's House! Member No.: 2,926 |
One summer, i cut my foot open white water rafting, had to go get it x-rayed.
another time, i went because i slammed my finger in a car door. it wouldn't stop throbbing after 24h, so we went, and they burned a hole in my fingernail with a vasectomy cauterizing needle to relieve the pressure underneath. another time, i went thanksgiving day because i had been throwing up hourly for the past 24h. turns out the student health center was wrong - the cough they diagnosed me with 3 days earlier was actually bronchitis. worst thanksgiving ever. i couldn't eat anything but water and antibiotics. |
| ƒ(x) |
Jun 22 2007, 12:50 PM
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Cut my hand while washing a wine glass, got a few stiches.
Went another time to get a tick removed from my ear. |
| Flipper |
Jun 22 2007, 12:53 PM
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Been to the ER as a result of : jumping off the top basement step and crowning myself on the staircase ceiling, then falling and rolling down to the basement floor (a little game some friends and I were playing as small boys) lots of stitches, lots of blood, big ass headache. getting hit by a car on my bike as a kid a car accident getting stabbed slicing my hand on a chop saw (didn't have a saftey on it) |
| James Fucking Mason |
Jun 22 2007, 12:53 PM
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Sage, Settler of Hash Group: Members - Basic Posts: 3,232 Joined: September 14 06 Member No.: 9,159 |
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| Dainty Debby |
Jun 22 2007, 01:19 PM
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One summer, i cut my foot open white water rafting, had to go get it x-rayed. another time, i went because i slammed my finger in a car door. it wouldn't stop throbbing after 24h, so we went, and they burned a hole in my fingernail with a vasectomy cauterizing needle to relieve the pressure underneath. another time, i went thanksgiving day because i had been throwing up hourly for the past 24h. turns out the student health center was wrong - the cough they diagnosed me with 3 days earlier was actually bronchitis. worst thanksgiving ever. i couldn't eat anything but water and antibiotics. Health professionals can be rather hit or miss with their ability to diagnose stuff like that. I broke a bone once, and the first aid guy correctly figured out exactly what the injury was just by looking at the swelling -- he got the name of the bone and everything. Where as no-one can tell me what I am allergic to -- all they know is that it IS an allergic reaction – no clue as to the cause though. In any case, it is good to see that you are well now. |
| DJKyttyn |
Jun 22 2007, 01:23 PM
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Health professionals can be rather hit or miss with their ability to diagnose stuff like that. I broke a bone once, and the first aid guy correctly figured out exactly what the injury was just by looking at the swelling -- he got the name of the bone and everything. Where as no-one can tell me what I am allergic to -- all they know is that it IS an allergic reaction – no clue as to the cause though. In any case, it is good to see that you are well now. thanks - all of these were quite some time ago - the ER is never a good time. do you have contact dermatitis? you might want to see an allergist after the ER treats you (let me guess - steroids and antihistamines?) - they usually take allergies more seriously, and will run a series of tests. I had this done years ago, and they found out i was allergic to red wine, vodka, green beans, dogwood, and a bunch of other stuff to lesser degrees. they took little needles dipped in about 40 different allergens and stuck me in a grid pattern on my back - whatever sweled up was something you should stay away from. good luck! |
| His Daddy |
Jun 22 2007, 01:24 PM
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The King of Awesome Group: Members - Platinum Posts: 11,920 Joined: August 12 04 From: City of Presidents, MA Member No.: 3,475 |
Had to go to the emergency room as a tyke because my doctor gave me penicillin, and I'm allergic to it.
Went another time because I nearly got my ear ripped off during a wrestling match with a dude who forgot he had a pen knife in his shirt pocket. Visited the third time for slicing my hand open washing a pint glass that then broke. Made another trip when I was having trouble breathing. Turns out I had pneumonia. Last trip was when I cracked a bone in my leg. |
| jug fucler |
Jun 22 2007, 01:43 PM
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Been to the ER many times- most recently about 8 months when I cut the shit out of my finger taking tie wraps off cables at work- noticed Newton-Wellesley segregates ER patients between the truly sick/ messed up and relatively mild stuff like mine
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| Dainty Debby |
Jun 22 2007, 02:48 PM
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Been to the ER many times- most recently about 8 months when I cut the shit out of my finger taking tie wraps off cables at work- noticed Newton-Wellesley segregates ER patients between the truly sick/ messed up and relatively mild stuff like mine Yeah, the health care system in this country is far from being optimal (though probably better than a lot of countries). If I can, I try to wait for a time when I can schedule an appointment. You can spend hours waiting in the emergency room if you don't have something that needs immediate attention. Having trouble breathing (or knowing there is a good chance a bone is broken) is the threshold for me. |
| screeg neegis |
Jun 22 2007, 02:59 PM
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I'd be interested to hear details and stories. Other wise, cue parody threads and smart remarks. I worked in an emergency room at a Boston hospital back in the early 70s...too many horrible stories to tell here (a stretcher heaped with body parts from a car crash involving a car load of teenagers, for example) but once a large gentleman from Charlestown came in thinking he had been shot twice in the chest...turned out a single bullet had entered one man-boob and exited from the other... |
| Dainty Debby |
Jun 22 2007, 03:02 PM
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| screeg neegis |
Jun 22 2007, 03:03 PM
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| jug fucler |
Jun 22 2007, 03:04 PM
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Yeah, the health care system in this country is far from being optimal (though probably better than a lot of countries). If I can, I try to wait for a time when I can schedule an appointment. You can spend hours waiting in the emergency room if you don't have something that needs immediate attention. Having trouble breathing (or knowing there is a good chance a bone is broken) is the threshold for me. I should have expounded on my above statement- I guess the seperation actually seemed to speed my visit there- was in and out of there around 90 minutes- when I thought I'd have to spend hours there- was also around 1 am on a weeknight when I went |
| omelette |
Jun 22 2007, 03:57 PM
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Defender of cheese Group: Members - Basic Posts: 3,952 Joined: April 6 06 From: somerville Member No.: 7,812 |
broke my elbow into pieces skateboarding when i was 17.
my sole trip to the E.R. |
| Hopey |
Jun 22 2007, 04:12 PM
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Noise Board Sponsor Group: Members - Platinum Posts: 1,502 Joined: December 12 05 Member No.: 6,825 |
I've been four times, three of them as a kid: dog bite requiring stitches, broken finger, and glass in my foot. Then earlier this year, I splashed bleach in my eye resulting in a chemical burn to my cornea. In fact, I just got a bill today for the amount that my insurance company didn't pay.
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| omelette |
Jun 22 2007, 04:31 PM
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Defender of cheese Group: Members - Basic Posts: 3,952 Joined: April 6 06 From: somerville Member No.: 7,812 |
broke my elbow into pieces skateboarding when i was 17. my sole trip to the E.R. oh, i just remembered having to go when i was a wee lad after playing in my grandparent's garage. i got gasoline on my hands, my eye itched, i rubbed my eyes with said gasoline stained hands, i got gasoline in my eye, i cried, i was taken to the emergency room and held down as my eyes were flushed. i have no memory of any of this. |
| Thunder Horse |
Jun 22 2007, 04:41 PM
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Guardian of the Cheese Wedge Group: Members - Basic Posts: 5,521 Joined: February 24 06 From: Salem, MA Member No.: 7,468 |
i have no memory of any of this. i went to the ER twice when i was two years old once for a dislocated arm the other time i ate a huge sweet-tart that i found in the toilet it wasn't candy... it was a toilet cake, had to get my stomach pumped i don't remember either trip |
| DJKyttyn |
Jun 22 2007, 04:43 PM
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Oh, i guess there were a few other times when i was a kid. once, i shoved a pearl up my nose, and another time, i drank a whole bottle of cough syrup. can't touch the stuff ever since.
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| T- RAV |
Jun 22 2007, 04:51 PM
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dropped a full keg on my hand, crushed three fingers had bones sticking out and nails ripped off. I had another beer then went to the ER. Needed pins and shit.
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| Thunder Horse |
Jun 22 2007, 04:55 PM
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Guardian of the Cheese Wedge Group: Members - Basic Posts: 5,521 Joined: February 24 06 From: Salem, MA Member No.: 7,468 |
when i was a teenager, my buddy (not anymore) ran over my foot with a lawnmower
there was a loud thunk, part of my shoe flew across the lawn i looked down, and all i saw was blood i was lucky, when i got to the ER we saw that it had only ripped off my big toenail |
| yes it's true |
Jun 22 2007, 05:12 PM
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i went to the ER twice when i was two years old once for a dislocated arm the other time i ate a huge sweet-tart that i found in the toilet it wasn't candy... it was a toilet cake, had to get my stomach pumped i don't remember either trip OMG! Couldn't you tell from the smell of it that it wasn't candy? |
| Thunder Horse |
Jun 22 2007, 06:01 PM
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Guardian of the Cheese Wedge Group: Members - Basic Posts: 5,521 Joined: February 24 06 From: Salem, MA Member No.: 7,468 |
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