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| James Fucking Mason |
 Mar 19 2007, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Mar 19 2007, 04:10 PM)  Our suck is the suck that spans the suck spectrum (And we're only that good when Flea plays with a plectrum). bah!  |
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| Danny Vermin |
Mar 19 2007, 03:18 PM
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Sammy hagar homo wit a bad ryhmes
Sammy Hagar homo like a French Mime Sammy Hagar odor like a stink jew Sammy Hagar hope tequila kills you. |
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| trouser |
Mar 19 2007, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE(The Archduke of Horseshit @ Mar 19 2007, 03:11 PM) I got a girl, she might be a minor she's Oriental, she might be from China Idn't wanna come off like a whiner ricky dat ticky ticky sideways vagina dude, you're killing me. i'm laughing out loud like a retard. i'm gonna get fired. |
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| The Archduke of Horseshit |
Mar 19 2007, 03:32 PM
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ricky ticky ticky hanging at the club
ricky ticky ticky just knocked back a sub |
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| The Archduke of Horseshit |
Mar 19 2007, 03:35 PM
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sandra bullock makes the shitty movies
sandra bullock has the little boobies sandra bullock shaved her little pubies i hope in time we come to find she had the crotch cooties |
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| JodyThePig |
Mar 19 2007, 03:38 PM
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Wambla Mambla making shitty noise
Fambla NAMBLA touching little boys Wombli Wimbly making like a fool I like drinking beer and I like shooting pool. |
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| John D |
Mar 19 2007, 03:38 PM
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Noise Board Sponsor  Group: Members - Platinum Posts: 4,454 Joined: April 29 04 From: Westborough MA Member No.: 2,575 |
QUOTE(trouser @ Mar 19 2007, 04:23 PM) dude, you're killing me. i'm laughing out loud like a retard. i'm gonna get fired. Jesus fucking split-kicking Christ, I am laughing so hard I am crying. You guys are stone fucking geniuses. Bravo! |
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| Danny Vermin |
Mar 19 2007, 03:40 PM
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jackie chan looks like Yankee Matsui
Fuckin Asians all of em are kooky when they talkin always sounds like yellin Ding Dango bing bong None of em are Gellin. |
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| Thunder Horse |
Mar 19 2007, 03:46 PM
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Guardian of the Cheese Wedge Group: Members - Basic Posts: 5,521 Joined: February 24 06 From: Salem, MA Member No.: 7,468 |
met this little girl, told her i’m a sailah
in the backwoods of eastern Pennsylvania i’m a red-blooded lover, gimme some cider i’ll sneak in your backdoor and eat your spider |
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| The Archduke of Horseshit |
Mar 19 2007, 03:46 PM
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ricky ticky icky ticky Josef Gerbils
ricky ticky icky ticky heroin covered gerbils |
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| The Red Rocker |
Mar 19 2007, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Mar 19 2007, 03:44 PM) You suck at this. Now I'm going to post more of it. Keep encouraging me, please. |
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| The Red Rocker |
Mar 19 2007, 03:49 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Mar 19 2007, 04:40 PM) jackie chan looks like Yankee Matsui Fuckin Asians all of em are kooky when they talkin always sounds like yellin Ding Dango bing bong None of em are Gellin. You suck at this. |
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| Mister Shhh |
Mar 19 2007, 03:50 PM
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noise board d00d Group: Members - Platinum Posts: 29,393 Joined: August 29 05 Member No.: 6,147 |
Archduke is fucking killing me. |
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| Orbitron |
Mar 19 2007, 03:51 PM
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Grand Poobah of Toys  Group: Members - Bronze Posts: 14,928 Joined: November 13 03 Member No.: 1,144 |
Running from the cops cuz I copped from a narc, now
But I tripped on my dinky sock, and got knocked out...owww. Judge didn't like it when I called her a cow, wow. Now I get the big Bubba in my butt when I'm in the hoosegow |
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| JodyThePig |
Mar 19 2007, 03:54 PM
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We're RHCP and we blow the hose
But are we the worst? Hey, no one knows People think we are til we make the suggestion, "What about Hagar?" See? An open question? |
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| The Archduke of Horseshit |
Mar 19 2007, 03:55 PM
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I reappeared after 7 days gone missing
way up in side, my captor called it "fisting" In a haze my eyes were really misting I tried to say that i'm not gay, I just do alot of lisping |
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| Nixie |
Mar 19 2007, 03:56 PM
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Queen of the Square-Els Group: Members - Platinum Posts: 14,756 Joined: June 20 03 Member No.: 13 |
HA HA HA !!!!!!
damn. Now I have to pee. |
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| JodyThePig |
Mar 19 2007, 04:00 PM
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Some thug comes up and demands all my money
I say, "Hey, sure, take it all, honey!" I say that partly cuz I'm ashamed of our shlock But mostly cuz I keep all my cash in my sock. |
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| Danny Vermin |
Mar 19 2007, 04:00 PM
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red rocker paparazzi homo
red rocker gossip is his dojo dude's a chubby supermarket lady kills the noiseboard with his lame threads daily |
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| Orbitron |
Mar 19 2007, 04:05 PM
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Grand Poobah of Toys Group: Members - Bronze Posts: 14,928 Joined: November 13 03 Member No.: 1,144 |
I'm so rich, driving round in my Benz, ah
Our drummer smells bad just like the Pigpens, ah I wicky licky dicky against the credenza Now I'm suffering from mad flatulence, ah. |
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| La India Luba |
Mar 19 2007, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE(The Archduke of Horseshit @ Mar 19 2007, 03:55 PM) I tried to say that i'm not gay, I just do alot of lisping This thread belongs in the hall of fame. haven't laughed this hard in weeks. |
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| The Archduke of Horseshit |
Mar 19 2007, 04:38 PM
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My good man named Depak Chopra
I heard of him the the book club of Oprah His philosophy was new age, no pope-ra but i had to bust his brownish ass when he wouldn't cook my dope-ra |
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| Orbitron |
Mar 19 2007, 05:01 PM
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Grand Poobah of Toys Group: Members - Bronze Posts: 14,928 Joined: November 13 03 Member No.: 1,144 |
Rikki Tikki Tavi and a dozen Ding Dong
Rikki Tikki Tavi and they called my ring wrong Rikki Tikki Tavi rhymes with all my sing song Rippy Kippy Kipling's estate is gonna dooby looby sue me! |
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| ~KC |
Mar 20 2007, 05:53 PM
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Daddy introduced my to drugs and pussy early
his best girlie made my head a twirly whirly fly bitch she really got it goin' on Idaho I think Alaska to the prom |
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| ~KC |
Mar 20 2007, 05:58 PM
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hot spot she got a place to put my piece on
bad stanza and I ain't talking Nissan Ad man I write a catchy jingle laying down doper rhymes than Rob Van Winkle |
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