Darling Nikki, From the Washington Post Options

[jonerik]

Song Sung Purple
Prince's 'Darling Nikki' Gets a Second Chance
By Hank Stuever
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, November 24, 2003; Page C01

In another epoch, kids listened to "Darling Nikki" because they knew they weren't supposed to, because it was too naughty. The song never appeared on any hit chart, and you never heard it on the radio or at a school dance, but almost any adolescent of the 1980s can still sing about a mysterious and lascivious woman named Nikki:

"I guess U could say she was a sex fiend," the song goes. "I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine."

The song was a soulful limerick from the "Purple Rain" days of Prince, whose voraciously fey Jheri-Curl Lothario act worked its spell even on the most suburban set. It was, at the time, the dirtiest song we knew.

And the world might have been a slightly different place if an 11-year-old Karenna Gore could have prevented her mother from listening to her "Purple Rain" cassette: "Darling Nikki" has the near-mythological honor in pop trivia of being the song that compelled Tipper Gore to co-found the Parents Music Resource Center with other congressional wives, who in 1985 successfully pressured big record companies to create a warning-label system for pop records.

Two slutty decades later, "Darling Nikki" is back, having been faithfully remade by the multi-platinum modern rock band the Foo Fighters.

Meant as a B-side to the Foo Fighters' single "Have It All," the new version of "Darling Nikki" has instead become a breakout radio hit: Locally, WHFS counts it among its most played and most requested songs this month, and on Los Angeles' KROQ, the tastemaking station of mallternative-skateboarding teen chic, the song has been played several times a day since early October.

Same Nikki, same lobby, same magazine, same tawdry notions . . . only now a different world, a world so sleazy that Nikki sounds comparatively quaint, in retrospect.

The narrator, Prince, sings of going home with her, where she produces a release form, asking him "Sign your name on the dotted line / The lights went out and Nikki started 2 grind."

Grind?

"That was the first time I think I ever heard that word," says Bob Waugh, the assistant program director at WHFS. When "Darling Nikki" was first released in 1984, Waugh was working at an alternative radio station on Long Island. The song was too hot to touch (or play on the radio) then, and anyhow, "Purple Rain" sold 13 million copies and had four other hit songs on it. ("Darling Nikki" was the last song on Side 1 of the album, ending with a spooky sequence of Prince and company singing something backwards. Nothing freaked out teenagers of the '80s more than backmasking. It was like a personal message from the devil.)

"It's one of those very visual songs," Waugh explains (in the hypnotically perfect drive-time voice of a radio lifer). "Not only does it rock like all hell, but it's got those trademark Prince screams in it."

In a post-"Nikki" era, everybody grinds. The world is completely ground, and lousy with Nikkis. The Foo Fighters, fronted by the ever-ironic Dave Grohl (a former member of Nirvana), seem to have known that "Darling Nikki" could hardly cause a blush amid the latest fare from Limp Bizkit, Jay-Z, Korn and Missy Elliott. (Self-pleasuring girls-gone-wild who hang out in hotel lobbies? Yawn. Happens all the time.) The new version is a note-for-note homage to the old, with the guitars cranked up more. Grohl screams in the same places and in the same way Prince screamed, as if to somehow address how far the world has come -- or sunk.

"Most cover songs are unnecessary," Waugh says. "But Dave Grohl has always had a flair for picking out underappreciated songs and . . . making them part of the Foo Fighters' repertoire. As soon as we heard 'Darling Nikki' in the office I ran down the hall and gave it to Virgin" -- the afternoon deejay at WHFS is named Tim Virgin -- "and we just threw it on."

Last heard from, Prince was going door-to-door, witnessing for Jehovah. Karenna Gore Schiff is 30, married and has two kids of her own. Tipper seems, in hindsight, less like the evil queen of censorship and more like some kind of prophetic genius, even if parents are still helpless to ward off all that Nikki wrought. Porn became a legitimate industry and cultural dialogue, and the people who star in it find legitimacy and social entree into VIP rooms. Stripteases and lapdances are becoming part of the national folklore. Sex toys might as well be sold at Sears. (No, wait -- Target.)

Kids today, when they're not allegedly pirating media online, send instant-message come-ons to one another in the same shorthand that Prince wrote lyrics. (U C it in their homework.) Open-mouth kissing between girls in the school cafeteria is a Nikki kind of phenomenon. Britney Spears is nothing but a Nikki. The Hilton sisters are Nikkis. Pink is a Nikki.

Nikki was originally supposed to suggest something coarse, scurrilous, vulgar. Prince used to surround himself in Nikki-equivalents -- women in lingerie with names like Vanity and Apollonia -- and when he decided they were used up, he moved on to Sheena Easton. (Vanity and Apollonia both have made appearances in VH1 retromentaries about the '80s; both have found Jesus.)

Recently at WHFS, during Virgin's afternoon show, a young listener called up and requested "that Foo Fighters song."

According to Waugh, the DJ asked the listener if he meant the Foo Fighters' remake of the Prince song. "The listener was totally confused because he had no awareness the song existed years before," Waugh says, "so we decided we had to play both versions."

The only problem was that WHFS long ago lost its copy of "Purple Rain." (They had to go down the hall and borrow it from WPGC, the hip-hop station, which is also owned by Infinity Broadcasting Corp.) "We then played them both back to back. It was pretty cool."

It was what one might call a teachable moment, in the school of nasty.

[AckAckAckAck]

apocalypse hoboken do an awesome version of this song. it all sounds a little creepier when the singer sounds retarded.

[J.Frederick Landmens]

Prince now a Jehovah's Witness.
(I'm not kidding)

[MikeBaldino]

Yodelin' Tex Carter could do wonders with that song.

[jonerik]

Prince now a Jehovah's Witness.
(I'm not kidding)

He's been one for, oh, three or four years now, I think. I posted an article here a couple months back about him and Larry Graham (Prince's bass player; also used to be with Sly and the Family Stone and Graham Street Station) showing up on someone's doorstep recently - a Jewish family, I think - trying to sell them on the Witnesses.

[AckAckAckAck]

Yodelin' Tex Carter could do wonders with that song.

yodelin' tex carter would do wonders with anything. isn't that recording great?

[MikeBaldino]

yodelin' tex carter would do wonders with anything. isn't that recording great?

It's even more amazing than I imagined it'd be. I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes when I first put it on. "Yodelin' Mad" indeed.

[AckAckAckAck]

yodelin' tex carter would do wonders with anything. isn't that recording great?

It's even more amazing than I imagined it'd be. I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes when I first put it on. "Yodelin' Mad" indeed.

"i go mad, simply mad when i hear a yodel."

fucking awesome. definitely over the top in that good way.

[1 man's 10 cents]

Foo Fighters suck.