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 Jun 19 2009, 12:23 PM
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i'm standing there reading a book, & he says (a la peter wolf):
"what's the name of that chick with the long hair?" so i decide to engage the poor bastard, and say "rapunzel." of course, he launches into the rest of the routine, spittle flying everywhere... "hey rapyuta! hey rapyuta the beauta," etc. sometimes it's fun to play along. that is all. he finally shut up when he asked where i was headed & i told him, "AA meeting."  |
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Jun 19 2009, 12:38 PM
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buzzkill
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Jun 19 2009, 12:40 PM
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QUOTE(Christóbal @ Jun 19 2009, 01:38 PM)  buzzkill yeah, but it was true... the last thing he said was, "i tried dat... din't work fa me." |
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Jun 19 2009, 12:41 PM
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it was bobby dragon
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Jun 19 2009, 12:47 PM
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speakno' which, ever notice how miserable everyone is at Happy Hour?
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Jun 19 2009, 12:52 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jun 19 2009, 12:41 PM) it was bobby dragon I was thinking dimenno |
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Jun 19 2009, 12:54 PM
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QUOTE(WTF Jones @ Jun 19 2009, 01:52 PM) I was thinking dimenno he doesn't drink, but sometimes i wish he did |
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Jun 19 2009, 01:12 PM
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The Onion NEWSWIRE: Barefoot, Handcuffed Man Sitting On Curb: 'The Fuck You Looking At?'
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Jun 19 2009, 01:14 PM
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I try not to engage men at bus stops.
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Jun 19 2009, 01:22 PM
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It was Peter Wolf, wasn't it?
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Jun 19 2009, 01:48 PM
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QUOTE(coughlin @ Jun 19 2009, 01:23 PM) i'm standing there reading a book, & he says (a la peter wolf): "what's the name of that chick with the long hair?" so i decide to engage the poor bastard, and say "rapunzel." of course, he launches into the rest of the routine, spittle flying everywhere... "hey rapyuta! hey rapyuta the beauta," etc. sometimes it's fun to play along. that is all. he finally shut up when he asked where i was headed & i told him, "AA meeting." hey, remember when we had THE POST OF THE DAY for, like, two days? this to me would be the winner. funny story, coughlin. |
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Jun 19 2009, 01:49 PM
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QUOTE(nueva jerk @ Jun 19 2009, 02:48 PM) hey, remember when we had THE POST OF THE DAY for, like, two days? this to me would be the winner. funny story, coughlin. refresh me pls & thx  |
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Jun 19 2009, 03:03 PM
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The last time I gleaned the cube with a drunk
in a public place, the dood nearly threw up on me and dropped a bag full of expensive, um.... "toys." Dunno if he raided a porngirl's garage or just found 'em but I saw him afew weeks ago stealing KornNuts from Nubian Notion in Rox. Only remembered him cause he was white with bad tats. |
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Jun 19 2009, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(coughlin @ Jun 19 2009, 01:47 PM) speakno' which, ever notice how miserable everyone is at Happy Hour? That's cuz happy hour in this state BLOWS! 1/2 price appetizers my ass... |
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Jun 19 2009, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jun 19 2009, 01:41 PM) it was bobby dragon  I don't know why, but this makes me laugh like a maniac whenever people write bobby dragon |
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Jun 22 2009, 01:03 AM
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QUOTE(Soup @ Jun 19 2009, 02:22 PM) It was Peter Wolf, wasn't it? |
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Jun 22 2009, 05:15 AM
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Good luck Joe, with your quest, sometimes I think I should be at the same bus-stop too.
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Jun 22 2009, 06:59 AM
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QUOTE(SLIMEDOG @ Jun 22 2009, 06:15 AM) Good luck Joe, with your quest, sometimes I think I should be at the same bus-stop too. i prob. woulda told him that even if it weren't true, if i thought it woulda mafe him shaddap |
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