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[DanPM]

I used to shop at the Arsenal Mall back in the day. I'd go to JW (Jeans West) and get two pairs of jeans for $20.00. They had Blue Zone and Code Zero ... wash them once and the buttons fell off

[Rev. Brixx]

I used to shop at the Arsenal Mall back in the day. I'd go to JW (Jeans West) and get two pairs of jeans for $20.00. They had Blue Zone and Code Zero ... wash them once and the buttons fell off

I figured you for a.....fuck now i cant remember the name brand of them...FUCKKKKK!!

[DanPM]

I figured you for a.....fuck now i cant remember the name brand of them...FUCKKKKK!!

My brother used to buy shit at chess king. Kid got a purple suit there.

Then we'd steal shit at Ann & Hope

[Rev. Brixx]

My brother used to buy shit at chess king. Kid got a purple suit there.

Then we'd steal shit at Ann & Hope

hahah so true,bra! did you pimp a "TRIPLE FAT GOOSE" jacket while doing all this too! Oh and the brand i was thinkin about earlier was "Jebo" or "Gebo"

[TOPPER]

What does OPP stand for ,bra! Naughty by Nature on a pub crawl,bra!

Yeah, this was like '92 when that song was big.. You down wif OPP... so, we went to that store on Washington St., and got the 2 stupidest hats they had, I went with OPP, and my boy rocked the X hat on a pub crawl on one of those tourist trolleys we rented. Were supposed to hit 10 bars, bra, but only managed like 5 before a huge brawl broke out at the Beacon Hill Pub and the cops made us turn around and head back to Quincy! Ended up closing Bentley's in Quincy, and the next day, I didn't know where I had left my car, so my mother had to drive me around town looking for it. Found it, bra, in Bentley's parking lot still with a cooler in the back seat, bra!

[DanPM]

hahah so true,bra! did you pimp a "TRIPLE FAT GOOSE" jacket while doing all this too! Oh and the brand i was thinkin about earlier was "Jebo" or "Gebo"

Yeah I had a triple fat goose and a few Starter jackets too. I had a Notre Dame one and a Charlotte Hornets one.

[His Daddy]

When you do see Asian names, it's always Cambodians & Vietnamese in their teens and 20s arrested for home invasions, fraud, robbing elderly Chinese, & selling counterfeit brand name goods.

Ahem... free the Quincy 4!

http://www.quincy4.com/

[TOPPER]

Ahem... free the Quincy 4!

http://www.quincy4.com/

Sure, every now and again a Chinaman has a few too many Heinekens and shit happens, but it's pretty rare, plus, I'm not sure they were all from Quincy. In any event, they were convicted, bra, and got time!!

[Rev. Brixx]

Yeah, this was like '92 when that song was big.. You down wif OPP... so, we went to that store on Washington St., and got the 2 stupidest hats they had, I went with OPP, and my boy rocked the X hat on a pub crawl on one of those tourist trolleys we rented. Were supposed to hit 10 bars, bra, but only managed like 5 before a huge brawl broke out at the Beacon Hill Pub and the cops made us turn around and head back to Quincy! Ended up closing Bentley's in Quincy, and the next day, I didn't know where I had left my car, so my mother had to drive me around town looking for it. Found it, bra, in Bentley's parking lot still with a cooler in the back seat, bra!

Thats what i'm talkin bout,bra! bein prepared! You probably got out of ma's car n said " i'll be callin ya tomorrow to help me find this peice of shit again, love ya!" Right,bra?

DanPM, hjow ol are you ,bra? You gotta be my age..i aswell pimped the charlette Hornets jack ..it was all about Muggzy Bogues and LArry Johnson,bra!

[TOPPER]

Thats what i'm talkin bout,bra! bein prepared! You probably got out of ma's car n said " i'll be callin ya tomorrow to help me find this peice of shit again, love ya!" Right,bra?

DanPM, hjow ol are you ,bra? You gotta be my age..i aswell pimped the charlette Hornets jack ..it was all about Muggzy Bogues and LArry Johnson,bra!

Exactly, I was in a coma the nite before, so some girl drove me home, and I wasn't sure where the car was, had to do the drive of shame with mom dukes, and all she kept sayin' was : Thank God you didn't drive, in that Dorchester mother voice, > Got right in the car, found a roach in the ash tray, cracked open a beer, and got right back on the train, bra!! Thanks, Ma!!

[Rev. Brixx]

Exactly, I was in a coma the nite before, so some girl drove me home, and I wasn't sure where the car was, had to do the drive of shame with mom dukes, and all she kept sayin' was : Thank God you didn't drive, in that Dorchester mother voice, > Got right in the car, found a roach in the ash tray, cracked open a beer, and got right back on the train, bra!! Thanks, Ma!!

I love when the train keeps a rollin! Like the time we smacked into this car in Brighton, screwed right outta there, got back to Waltham , partied till 8 Am, then when we went to get back in the car we notice the front license plate was missin, so we high tail it back to Brighton, sure enuff the plate is stuck to dudes car. So we peeled that shit off, stuck it back on, and that train proceeded to run till the PAts game the next day,bra!!

[TOPPER]

I love when the train keeps a rollin! Like the time we smacked into this car in Brighton, screwed right outta there, got back to Waltham , partied till 8 Am, then when we went to get back in the car we notice the front license plate was missin, so we high tail it back to Brighton, sure enuff the plate is stuck to dudes car. So we peeled that shit off, stuck it back on, and that train proceeded to run till the PAts game the next day,bra!!

Good move, bra, don't wanna leave any evidence around. Plenty of times back in the day we'd hit a car or something, and hit the lights and get the fuck outta there, bra, stuffin' beers unda the seats and shit. I betcha sugar helped keep that train a rollin', bra!!

[Rev. Brixx]

Good move, bra, don't wanna leave any evidence around. Plenty of times back in the day we'd hit a car or something, and hit the lights and get the fuck outta there, bra, stuffin' beers unda the seats and shit. I betcha sugar helped keep that train a rollin', bra!!

A train cant roll without sugar and ice,bra! Or good hallucinagenixx,bra! I hate when the trains rolls from Thanksgivin eve into Thankgivin n your just a zombie at dinner in front of the family,bra!! any thoughtz?

[TOPPER]

A train cant roll without sugar and ice,bra! Or good hallucinagenixx,bra! I hate when the trains rolls from Thanksgivin eve into Thankgivin n your just a zombie at dinner in front of the family,bra!! any thoughtz?

That nite before was always rough, plus , tons of beefs over the Quincy/NQ football game. Several times the family dinner was ruined when I'd stagger in from the game at like 2:30, still drunk from the nite before, and re-lit the lamp at like 9 in the morning. usually sportin' a shiner, or some ripped clothes from the beefs in the game, askin': where's the gravy, Gram? The result? Fallin' asleep with ya face in the mashed potatoes, bra!

[Rev. Brixx]

That nite before was always rough, plus , tons of beefs over the Quincy/NQ football game. Several times the family dinner was ruined when I'd stagger in from the game at like 2:30, still drunk from the nite before, and re-lit the lamp at like 9 in the morning. usually sportin' a shiner, or some ripped clothes from the beefs in the game, askin': where's the gravy, Gram? The result? Fallin' asleep with ya face in the mashed potatoes, bra!

I hear ya,bra! I used to have my guy shoot by early XMAS morning so i could re up for the night, you know start of right! Keep a trunk loaded with booze n beer cuz the packies we're closed, everyone would have mistletoe hangin so if ya got stuck under with someone that said person would owe ya a small keybump...ahhhh those were the days,bra!! WAIT! they still might be like that! I'll let ya know next month,bra!

[TOPPER]

I hear ya,bra! I used to have my guy shoot by early XMAS morning so i could re up for the night, you know start of right! Keep a trunk loaded with booze n beer cuz the packies we're closed, everyone would have mistletoe hangin so if ya got stuck under with someone that said person would owe ya a small keybump...ahhhh those were the days,bra!! WAIT! they still might be like that! I'll let ya know next month,bra!

Thanksgiving ain't that far away, we still party hard the nite before, hittin' like 5 bars, come to think of it, that's the nite that lots of guys with hall passes from the missus hit it extra hard, often askin' around about some sugar, tryin. to bring back those H.S. days, bra! Many a guy I know have ended up in tha doghouse after a nite before bender. Myself, I jump right back up in tha saddle early, hittin' the bars near the stadium, by noon, I'm feelin' "right as dodgers". bra!

[Rev. Brixx]

Thanksgiving ain't that far away, we still party hard the nite before, hittin' like 5 bars, come to think of it, that's the nite that lots of guys with hall passes from the missus hit it extra hard, often askin' around about some sugar, tryin. to bring back those H.S. days, bra! Many a guy I know have ended up in tha doghouse after a nite before bender. Myself, I jump right back up in tha saddle early, hittin' the bars near the stadium, by noon, I'm feelin' "right as dodgers". bra!

word,bra! I remeber i completely missed Easter one year do to my sugar intake..bad times ,bra! bad fuckin times, Grams was not happy,bra!

[TOPPER]

word,bra! I remeber i completely missed Easter one year do to my sugar intake..bad times ,bra! bad fuckin times, Grams was not happy,bra!

She was pissed cuz she made her famous Lemon Merengue pie, and all you did was keep callin' the same number lookin' for more sugar, bra! Betcha you didn't eat a damn thing that year, bra, not even the Honeybaked ham.

[Rev. Brixx]

She was pissed cuz she made her famous Lemon Merengue pie, and all you did was keep callin' the same number lookin' for more sugar, bra! Betcha you didn't eat a damn thing that year, bra, not even the Honeybaked ham.

the only thing i ate was my face,bra! Just sitting there letting Mr. Jones do what he does!!

[TOPPER]

the only thing i ate was my face,bra! Just sitting there letting Mr. Jones do what he does!!

I'da paid money to see the scared and horrified looks of your aunts and gramps and shit wonderin' what the fuck was wrong with you, just sittin' there all gakked up and shit with no way the fuck out of that shitstorm, bra!

[Jack]

How did this polite discussion about crime devolve into Brixx and Topper trying to out-drunk-story each other?

[TOPPER]

How did this polite discussion about crime devolve into Brixx and Topper trying to out-drunk-story each other?

Well, then bring it the fuck back, bra, let's hear a police story you saw in the paper.

[Jack]

I never read the paper version, and I can't find it on line. Send me a link. I'll provide the yucks.

[Rev. Brixx]

Well, then bring it the fuck back, bra, let's hear a police story you saw in the paper.

fuck this guy,bra! you ever stuck XTC up your ass? shit get's in your bloodstreamin 10 mins flat!

[TOPPER]

fuck this guy,bra! you ever stuck XTC up your ass? shit get's in your bloodstreamin 10 mins flat!

I heard this! Not me, bra, but I've been known in the past to put a little fun pill in the drink of an inattentive shiksa, bra!! Caveat emptor.