 IS IT OR IS IT NOT METAL?, As ordered by Dan From Providence |
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| duncanwilder |
 May 16 2008, 09:40 AM
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Okay, so... Castles are metal. We can agree on that. But what about Farms? I think Farms are metal because they have tractors and tractors are obviously metal.
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| duncanwilder |
May 16 2008, 09:48 AM
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Anyone? Farms? Metal? Yes? No? Why?
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| Dan from providence |
May 16 2008, 10:20 AM
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Sex farms
farms where large tasty animals are raised and slaughtered yes but not hippie farms |
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| Dan from providence |
May 16 2008, 10:21 AM
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More things that are metal:
Scandinavian nations the color black mead mideval weaponry goats (living in a RAMs head) whiskey Not metal: sushi popped collars flip flops tennis |
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| Defbil |
May 16 2008, 10:22 AM
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Farms have hoes
Rakes are good for air-guitarring Heavy machinery and power tools rule Manure Farms are metal This post has been edited by Defbil: May 16 2008, 10:23 AM |
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| Thunder Horse |
May 16 2008, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ May 16 2008, 10:21 AM)  sushi tennis i disagree, fish in any form is a meal fit for a viking and tennis... ever hear of Bjorn Borg ?  |
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| jf5 |
May 16 2008, 10:50 AM
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Metal:
Black T-shirts American Lager beer (esp in tall cans) Rusted out musclecars Cheap weed Small town groupies Not Metal: Golf The Wall St Journal American Idol Rugby shirts Penny loafers |
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| dodo |
May 16 2008, 10:51 AM
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Bjorn Borg? Sure, his name is Metal, but that doesn't nean that tennis itself is. To wit:
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| duncanwilder |
May 16 2008, 10:52 AM
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Then again anything can be made metal by the following ritual:
Spray paint said 'non-metal' object black. Light it on fire. Give some sort of gesture of strength: horns, fist, claw, etc... and sing or chant any lyrics penned by Ronnie James Dio. For example: Your mom gives you a pink hello kitty guitar for your birthday and says that it would be a nice edition to your new music project, Warcrow. Next week, you're at O'Briens for your first show with Warcrow. You've been hyping it up on the noiseboard and everyone, even GOAT, is gonna show up. You pull out the pink hello kitty guitar and GOAT begins shouting sweet little nothings like, "Sell Out!". At which point you spray paint said the guitar black, getting everyone in O'Briens high on Aerosol. You light the guitar on fire and Matt the manager doesn't seem to care (fuck Great White, this is some happening shit, Warcrow is the jam) and then proudly give the horns, and sing "Are We Evil or Devine! We're The Last In Line!" Crisis averted. |
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| Thunder Horse |
May 16 2008, 10:54 AM
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QUOTE(dodo @ May 16 2008, 10:51 AM) Bjorn Borg? Sure, his name is Metal, but that doesn't nean that tennis itself is. To wit: haha, when i was a kid i thought it was Bruce Dickinson playing tennis ! |
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| Dan from providence |
May 16 2008, 10:55 AM
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last night, I was doing something very non-metal: cycling, wearing cycling gear.
I was however wearing skull and crossbone black and white cycling socks (evil) and gloves with no fingertips (joey demaio?) and suddenly I found my path blocked by...GOATS. Some with horns, no less! We mingled for a minute or two, I left an offering and a silent prayer to an angry old god, and was on my way. true story. |
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| chriscam |
May 16 2008, 10:58 AM
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not metal: black people
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| duncanwilder |
May 16 2008, 10:58 AM
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QUOTE(Dan from providence @ May 16 2008, 10:55 AM) last night, I was doing something very non-metal: cycling, wearing cycling gear. I was however wearing skull and crossbone black and white cycling socks (evil) and gloves with no fingertips (joey demaio?) and suddenly I found my path blocked by...GOATS. Some with horns, no less! We mingled for a minute or two, I left an offering and a silent prayer to an angry old god, and was on my way. true story. I think this is metal. The bold parts make it metal. You're clear for take-of homeboy. |
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| duncanwilder |
May 16 2008, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE(chriscam @ May 16 2008, 10:58 AM) not metal: black people AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH! WRONG!  |
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| allswellgirl |
May 16 2008, 11:10 AM
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 We still have to schedule a field trip to a very metal farm, Duncan. Undoubtedly metal  |
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| Thunder Horse |
May 16 2008, 11:15 AM
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my uncle has a veal farm in Wisconsin
he has a bunch of little cows that live inside inside little boxes, is that metal ? |
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| jf5 |
May 16 2008, 11:17 AM
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Not metal: Bjorn Borg
Very Metal: Brant Bjork |
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| chriscam |
May 16 2008, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE(duncanwilder @ May 16 2008, 12:00 PM) AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH! WRONG! Oh yeah Katon, okay one guy...and those two guys in Suffocation  |
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| Boston redneck |
May 16 2008, 11:56 AM
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This is more metal then anything else ever.
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| coughlin |
May 16 2008, 11:58 AM
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ian anderson has a salmon farm, and tull beat metallica for a metal grammy, so farms MUST be metal
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| duncanwilder |
May 16 2008, 12:12 PM
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QUOTE(allswellgirl @ May 16 2008, 11:10 AM) We still have to schedule a field trip to a very metal farm, Duncan. Undoubtedly metal yes, we have to get rolling on that. QUOTE(Thunder Horse @ May 16 2008, 11:15 AM) my uncle has a veal farm in Wisconsin he has a bunch of little cows that live inside inside little boxes, is that metal ? yes, but it's not very vegan straight edge. just sayin'? QUOTE(Boston redneck @ May 16 2008, 11:56 AM) This is more metal then anything else ever. affirmative |
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| Thunder Horse |
May 16 2008, 12:26 PM
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QUOTE(duncanwilder @ May 16 2008, 12:12 PM) vegan straight edge aka emo |
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| duncanwilder |
May 16 2008, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE(Thunder Horse @ May 16 2008, 12:26 PM) aka emo  |
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| Pattie the Gimp |
May 16 2008, 02:40 PM
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If you have to ask if it's Metal....it is not.
If it's too close to make the call....it's Hardcore. But not Metal. |
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| Greg D |
May 16 2008, 02:46 PM
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I just saw Iron Man.
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