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RiffRaff
post Feb 15 2009, 05:12 PM
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I was at this restaurant last night and this guy and I struck up a conversation. Turns out that he directs pornos. He gave me his card. I did some research and it looks like he is legit, as in, he will not Buffalo Bill me/he has put out actual movies with recognizable names.

It's something I think I could be good at. Plus, I don't give a shit if anyone close to me knows etc....

He wants me to call him by Tuesday. He will fly me out to L.A. for some screen tests etc.

I am pretty fired up. I hope I don't have to fuck an ugly skank.

Funny thing is, some of you might actually be stroking it one day to a scene with RiffRaff and not even know it.

Creepy.
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post Feb 15 2009, 05:24 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 15 2009, 06:12 PM) *

I was at this restaurant last night and this guy and I struck up a conversation. Turns out that he directs pornos. He gave me his card. I did some research and it looks like he is legit, as in, he will not Buffalo Bill me/he has put out actual movies with recognizable names.

It's something I think I could be good at. Plus, I don't give a shit if anyone close to me knows etc....

He wants me to call him by Tuesday. He will fly me out to L.A. for some screen tests etc.

I am pretty fired up. I hope I don't have to fuck an ugly skank.

Funny thing is, some of you might actually be stroking it one day to a scene with RiffRaff and not even know it.

Creepy.



Wear a condom!
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post Feb 15 2009, 05:24 PM
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Is there a market for Banana Tit porn? Will you do ATM?
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post Feb 15 2009, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(CalGal @ Feb 15 2009, 06:24 PM) *

Wear a condom!


He said that it can be either/or. The tests/contracts dictate that.

QUOTE(busyface @ Feb 15 2009, 06:24 PM) *

Is there a market for Banana Tit porn? Will you do ATM?


I would stick my assdick into a girls mouth. I can't wait to do it.
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post Feb 15 2009, 05:44 PM
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Did you meet one of the Bang Bros?
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post Feb 15 2009, 05:47 PM
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Did you meet one of the Bang Bros?


Close.

And dude, no pun intended, but I need to gag order this one.
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post Feb 15 2009, 05:52 PM
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Will it be called "The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttfuck?"
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post Feb 15 2009, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 15 2009, 05:47 PM) *

Close.

And dude, no pun intended, but I need to gag order this one.



Well Bang Bros is Miami. LA, I'm guessing Reality Kings, or Brazzers. Maybe Naughty America.
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post Feb 15 2009, 06:00 PM
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Awesome, man.

Here's hoping that you one day attain a John Holmes level of porno-success.
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post Feb 15 2009, 06:02 PM
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He said that it can be either/or. The tests/contracts dictate that.




I'll tell you why you should always wear one even though they get tested for AIDS. Let's say you go out on Saturday night and fuck and you get AIDS, then on Monday you go get your AIDS test. It will still show up negative because your blood hasn't seroconverted yet, but you are also contagious at this point. So you get your clean AIDS test go to work on Tuesday and infect 20 people.

Gnarly stuff.

Wear a condom! This public message is for all NBers-Riffy just gave me a chance to say it.
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post Feb 15 2009, 06:18 PM
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Riffy doing gay porn!

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post Feb 15 2009, 07:37 PM
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He's going to fly you out there and the "screentest" will be how well you fellate him.
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:08 PM
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You have to use Raff in your porn name. Or Riff.

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post Feb 15 2009, 08:40 PM
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I just spoke with him. I'm in. I'm ridiculously nervous/excited. He said to expect a call confirming the flight.

Wow.
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:44 PM
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 15 2009, 08:40 PM) *

I just spoke with him. I'm in. I'm ridiculously nervous/excited. He said to expect a call confirming the flight.

Wow.


God, I hope your female 'cause this is way gay.
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post Feb 15 2009, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 15 2009, 08:40 PM) *

I just spoke with him. I'm in. I'm ridiculously nervous/excited. He said to expect a call confirming the flight.

Wow.

Don't worry, asssuming you're a guy (the jury is still out) and there is any truth to this story (ditto) you will either choke and get limp dick under all the pressure on the set and be laughed out of your porn career or they will do a bait & switch on you and have you do a gay scene and you will excel.

Either way, best of luck to you.
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post Feb 15 2009, 09:12 PM
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I told Rachel that i'd film her blowing me in the back seat

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post Feb 15 2009, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Boy® @ Feb 15 2009, 06:18 PM) *

Riffy doing gay porn!

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Coming soon!

RiffRaff in: Chicks With Dicks 8!

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post Feb 15 2009, 09:30 PM
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post Feb 15 2009, 09:39 PM
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You have to use Raff in your porn name. Or Riff.

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post Feb 15 2009, 09:40 PM
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post Feb 15 2009, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 15 2009, 05:12 PM) *

I was at this restaurant last night and this guy and I struck up a conversation. Turns out that he directs pornos. He gave me his card. I did some research and it looks like he is legit, as in, he will not Buffalo Bill me/he has put out actual movies with recognizable names.

It's something I think I could be good at. Plus, I don't give a shit if anyone close to me knows etc....

He wants me to call him by Tuesday. He will fly me out to L.A. for some screen tests etc.

I am pretty fired up. I hope I don't have to fuck an ugly skank.

Funny thing is, some of you might actually be stroking it one day to a scene with RiffRaff and not even know it.

Creepy.


Been there, done that..it's probably this company in Arlington i know of.
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post Feb 15 2009, 10:16 PM
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I'm starting to think Riff and Brixx are the same
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