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Flipper
post Apr 17 2007, 02:04 PM
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And thusly know full well that they would curl up in a ball of man-pussy, suck their thumb, and die in the face of any sort of existential danger whatsoever ?

I'm 1/2 being an asshole here, and half being serious ...


The incredulity of our two resident "philosophers" ( laughing.gif ) over some of us being confident that we would comport our selves bravely in the face of physical, perhaps grave danger ... especially if it concerned "saving" the life of a loved on is pretty darn funny.


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post Apr 17 2007, 02:06 PM
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you still run home when the streetlights go on, don't you?
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:06 PM
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QUOTE(guest_bob @ Apr 17 2007, 03:06 PM) *

you still run home when the streetlights go on, don't you?


frantically and shivering, yes
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Apr 17 2007, 03:06 PM) *

frantically and shivering, yes



with images of heroic sacrifice traipsing through your head...
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:08 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Apr 17 2007, 03:04 PM) *

And thusly know full well that they would curl up in a ball of man-pussy, suck their thumb, and die in the face of any sort of existential danger whatsoever ?

I'm 1/2 being an asshole here, and half being serious ...
The incredulity of our two resident "philosophers" ( laughing.gif ) over some of us being confident that we would comport our selves bravely in the face of physical, perhaps grave danger ... especially if it concerned "saving" the life of a loved on is pretty darn funny.

You're a big man.
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:08 PM
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But why kill somenoe who is putting your life or the life of a loved one in danger when you can potentially maim them, knock them out cold, drag them into your basement, and torture them for years? Because that's what a real man would do.
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:10 PM
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QUOTE(T-Bone @ Apr 17 2007, 03:08 PM) *

But why kill somenoe who is putting your life or the life of a loved one in danger when you can potentially maim them, knock them out cold, drag them into your basement, and torture them for years? Because that's what a real man would do.


^^^^

Christobal.
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:10 PM
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QUOTE(widget @ Apr 17 2007, 03:08 PM) *

You're a big man.


And you're a smelly woman.

What's your point ?
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:10 PM
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QUOTE(T-Bone @ Apr 17 2007, 03:08 PM) *

when you can potentially maim them, knock them out cold, drag them into your basement, and torture them for years? Because that's what a real man Christobal would do.


I've never done a 'fixed it for ya' until just now....
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:12 PM
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with images of heroic sacrifice traipsing priouetting through your head...
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:18 PM
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:22 PM
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I haven't been in a fight since the end of the 1980s.

Vaginas are made, not born.
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(T-Bone @ Apr 17 2007, 03:08 PM) *

But why kill somenoe who is putting your life or the life of a loved one in danger when you can potentially maim them, knock them out cold, drag them into your basement, and torture them for years? Because that's what a real man would do.


do you really need a reason?
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:25 PM
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I haven't been in a fight since the end of the 1980s.

Vaginas are made, not born.


This is so not a question of who gets in to fights, or who wipes their ass barehanded.


Getting in to fist fights is always stupid.

I'm talking more in terms of running in to the proverbial burning building to save a loved one, etc.
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:26 PM
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^^^^

Christobal.

I saw this response coming a mile away.
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:27 PM
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My vagina will kill you all just for looking at it funny.
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post Apr 17 2007, 02:28 PM
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Interesting that I made absolutely no mention or suggestion of person to person violence here, but so many of you automatically equate a discussion about bravery or risking danger with that context.
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Apr 17 2007, 03:28 PM) *

Interesting that I made absolutely no mention or suggestion of person to person violence here, but so many of you automatically equate a discussion about bravery or risking danger with that context.

I think that, when vaginas are involved, there's always an implied element of danger.
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:03 PM
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I think that, when vaginas are involved, there's always an implied element of danger.


Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die ?
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:05 PM
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i wish i had a vagina. god, those things are so fucking cool.
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:17 PM
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When you piss off the nicest guy in the world, it's bound to get pretty ugly.

Oh yeah ...
The male orgasm is overrated.

Hooray for vaginas!
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:26 PM
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QUOTE(Nixie @ Apr 17 2007, 03:27 PM) *

My vagina will kill you all just for looking at it funny.


how the hell is that smarmy pig still alive then?
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE(T-Bone @ Apr 17 2007, 03:26 PM) *

I saw this response coming a mile away.

The third eye saw it coming....
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:36 PM
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i was born with a vagina on my head, then on my shoulders, then my back, waist, legs and finally feet
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post Apr 17 2007, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE(The Archduke of Horseshit @ Apr 17 2007, 04:36 PM) *

i was born with a vagina on my head, then on my shoulders, then my back, waist, legs and finally feet

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