"bottom 50" hot country albums, from www.chickenhead.com Options

[coughlin]

"There's a Queer in my Steer" – Rod Roughneck
"Takes a Lickin' and Keeps on Prickin'" – Hoochie Buzzards
"Dolly Parton's Greatest Tits"
"Tough as Fuck" – Garth Shinyboots & the Nashville Purty Boys
"Coalminer's Daughter's Great-Niece's Third Cousin Twice Removed Who Grew Up in Jersey & Went to Bryn Mawr" – LeAnn Saccharine
"Let's Do It In the Okra" – Chattahoochee Three
"Ain't Drunk, Just Pukin'" – Cooter
"Wrangler Wedgie Shuffle" – Kid Skag & the Crackers
"Applebees Angel" – Toby Twang
"Honkytonk Honky" – Whitey White & the Bedsheets
"Ain't No Hooker, Y'all!" – Trisha Sugartaint
"These Boots Were Made for Shit-Kickin'" – Otis-Bob & His Hula-Heifers
"Redneck Noise for Pinko Libs Vol. IV" – Dixie Chicks
"The Devil Went Down to Planned Parenthood" – Rudolph & McVeigh
"Whisky Makes My Asshole Hurt" – Blackout Monroe
"Red-Hot Reggae Hootenanny "– Wailin' Jennings
"Painted Up & Puttin' Out" – Wynonna Widebottom
"Sharp-Dressed International Man" – Chippendales ZZ Top Explosion
"Lord Won't You Buy Me a Ford F-150 Extended Cab With Leather Buckets & Bluetooth Cellphone Integration" – Merle Mullet
"All My Rowdy Friends (Have Genital Warts)" – JoeBob Stetson
"Drunk Tank Lovin'" – The Double-Wide Dandys
"Crisco Kisses" – Malvina & Mabel
"You Put the NRA in American" – Colt Winchester
"Plantation Polka" – MC Token Colored Fella & Tito
"These Colors Don't Run: They Goose–Step!" – Toby Keith
"Tonight I Expectorate My Love For You" – Copenhagen Henry & the Chaw Boys
"Official Soundtrack: Operation Iraqi Clusterfuck" – Various Artists
"Hog Slop Boogie" – Dwayne Midnight & the Fatties
"I'd Hit It" – Hicks With Dicks
"Ten Gallon Toupee" – Tim McGraw
"The Tex-Mex Two-Step" – Big John & Chi-Chi
"She Thinks My 12HP John Deere Riding Mower is Sexy" – Lenny Wifebeater & the Chest-Waxers
"No Thanky Yankeee" – Dr. Cornpone & the Washtubbers
"I Ain't Know Stereotype" – Mary Jo Jean Johns
"Camel Toe Conga" – Shania Maybelle
"Oklahomo Nights" – Linedancing Larry & the Nuthuggers
"Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be ConAgra Sales Reps" – Stripmall Cowboys
"Cottonmouth Caterwauling" – Willie Nelson
"Kiss My NASSCAR" – Jeb McKentucky
"Your Crick Is My Holler" – Shania Steinberg
"She Broke My Cowboy Heart, So I Broke Her Cowgirl Face" – Tex Testosterone & the Linebackers
"I'm So Lonesome, I Could Die of Autoerotic Asphyxiation" – Zayne Clearasil
"I Got Friends In Lower Middle Income Tax Brackets" – Chadwick Worthington III & the Rebels
"The Ballad of Oxycontin Earl" – Tweaking Joe and the Bandits
"Grits on My Tits" – Tammy Whynot
"There's Another Dude's Cheese Doodle Prints on My Universal Remote" – Uncle Gordy
"Hickey on My Tattoo" – The Spanklin Brothers
"Acapella Tribute to Charlie Daniels" – Harlem Boys Choir
"Fuck Jesus, I Got Yer Back!" – Righteous Bob & His 4th Wife Shirley
"There's Skidmarks on the BVDs of My Heart" – Roddy Rogers

[dimenno]

No Thanky Yankeee

[dimenno]

MIND KONTROL TOP 75

MOLDY FIG & THE JAZZ REVIVAL --"Desusifunido" (1952)

PEOPLE FROM TV, "Last of the Dancing Gypsy Bears" (1953)

THE CARNY ELITE, "Daddy's Scratchy Face" (1954)

THE SONIC BOOM—“Ready to Rock" (1955)

SINISTER CHIPMUNKS, "Ten Times Bigger Than the Biggest Rat" (1956)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2OgpsMgKSls/SVz6...0-h/mickey4.jpg
http://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/2008_12_28_archive.html

THE SUNSHINE HEPSTERS—“Fun is Fun” (1957)

THE FAMILY GARAGE--"Um..."(1958)

STABBITY MC STAB STAB STAB, "A Cat Named Frankenstein" (1959)

THE WAY COOL—“One Two” (1960)

FAITHFUL AND DISCREET SLAVE CLASS, "Alpha 66 Is Go" (1961)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faithful_and_discreet_slave

THE BLOOD SURFERS, "Boom! (Mr. Atomic Fireball)" (1962)

CARLOS MARCELLO AND THE LIVARSI NA PETRA DI LA SCARPA ORCHESTRA, "(And) The Hits (Keep Right on Coming)" (1963)

DAD & THE SURFERS--"I Live in The Doghouse" (1963)

GOLD TOOTH FATTY, "Busy With Those Reefers" (1964)

REVEREND DEVILLE, "Stinkfinga" (1964)

THE FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTHS—“The Reason” (1965)

UNCLE BENZEDRINE'S ALERTED RICE, "The Sugar Cube Ride" (1965)

TINY SINESTRO, "Squeaky-Clean Suckers With Deep Pockets" (1966)

THE 8-TEENS--"It's All About Me” (1966)

BOLSHEVIK EXPROPRIATORS CLUB, "Tender Effusions of Laxative Woodcocks" (1967)

THE BLACK BEARDS—“Making Cowboy Love” (1967)

THE WHITE BEARDS—“Mr. Captain” (1968)

PRESIDENT CORNBALL & HIS ADMINISTRATION, "Conspiracy Dogs" (1968)

CIGAR SMOKING ZOMBIES, "We Who Are Not We... And Yet " (1968)

SAURON’S FLAMING EYE--"When the Caissons Go Rolling Along" (1969)

TURN ME ON DEAD MAN, "And They Are Mild" (1969)

THE SPRINGTIMES--“Ride the Chopper” (1969)

CELEBRITY KILLERS, "Our Religion Is Love" (1970)

HAPPY HIPPY AND HIS HOEDOWN HUMPERS--"Far Far Out" (1970)

SOME DICKHEAD ACADEMIC, "The Lineaments of Gratified Desire" (1970)

LYSERGIC REFLUX, "Cape Does Not Enable User to Fly" (1971)

HE WHO IS GOD HAS SAID IT, "Panic Inducing Marijuana" (1971)

THE PRETEND--"Money for Rope" (1971)

THE THIRSTY GIANTS, "(Theme From) Godsmell" (1972)

THE ALCOHOLIC BEARS, "Let Unconquerable Gladness Dwell" (1972)

BULLETPROOF WITCH, "Acid Dog" (1973)

I GOT A HARD, "Tubular Smells" (1973)
http://www.atomicavenue.com/atomic/TitleDe...x?TitleID=17507

LADY OF PAIN, "J'Adore" (1974)

HIERONYMUS POP, "Drunken Ira Hayes" (Dance Remix) (1975)
http://www.harpers.org/archive/1880/06/0002694

THE ANTI-ROCK EQUATION, "Pass the Mighty Waterfall" (1976)

TRIPPY DINOSAUR--"The Fairy and the Zephyr" (1976)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futuristic_Dragon

PSYCHO KITTY AND THE POWER BIGOTS, "I Heart the South" (1977)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_New_York

DAGGER STAB LEGEND, "Zip-a-Dee-Dada" (1977)

KLARK KRYPTONITE AND THE KETAMINE FIVE,"The New Breed of Scumbag (Who Cannot Fight Without a Weapon)" (1978)

JOEY HEROIN, "Mr. Heroin Nerves" (1979)

SHANTY TRAMP, "Ass In Pocket" (1980)

GENTLE BEN--"I Love Unicorns" (1981)

THIS MAJESTIKAL ROOF, "With An LSD Girlfriend" (1982)
http://www.wmbr.org/Cheese-96.html

TOOTHBREAKER, "I Wanna Hold Your Purse" (1983)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_at_the_W...ey_(1983_album)

THE TUFF-GUY HARDCORE SENSATIONS, "Thor's Ever-Loving Hammer" (1984)

THE SATANIC ROCKETS--"Napalm Conspiracy" (1985)

WHISTLING FACE SYNDROME, "A Rage to Die" (1986)

THE TEMPLE EXPLODES THE CHICKEN CUBE, "Liquor Store In Nox Town" (1988)
TEOTWAWKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_the_En...nd_I_Feel_Fine)

FASHION GORILLAZ, "It Makes Me Want to Kill Myself" (1989)

FIVE CENT TZAR, "The Very Special Episode" (1990)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Very_special_episode
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main...ySpecialEpisode

PERPETUAL RAIN--"Funny Ha Ha Ha" (1991)

THE INTERESTING LESBIANS, "Big Chief Hug 'Em and Kiss 'Em" (1992)

THE SQUEEGEE MEN, "Fill Your Den With Liquor Using Food Stamps" (1993)
As the late Lee Atwater, Rove's mentor in pseudo-populism, explained in 1984 to Washington Post reporter Thomas Edsall: "In the 1980 campaign, we were able to make the establishment, in so far as it is bad, the government. In other words, big government was the enemy, not big business ... If the people are thinking that the problem is that taxes are too high and government interferes too much, then we [Republicans] are doing our job." The best story, Atwater continued in his candid disquisition, was of a welfare recipient who "fills his den with liquor using food stamps."

DSM-IV, "The Colour of God" (1994)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-IV_Codes

JEHOVAH VACUUM CLEANER, "Dance Floor Shiny Under Junkies" (1995)

BLIND BEHEMOTH, “Ha Ha You Are a Slave” (1996)

MR. BLOWJANGLES, "Sign of the Breast" (1997)

SCREAMING MONKEY HEAD, "Pimp and Circumstance" (1998)

FIRM BUT FAIR, "Satan's Cheerleader" (1999)

THE HEAD DRIFTS TOWARD THE BOTTOM, "Baby Made a Boom-Boom" (2000)

ROBOT SPYMASTER, "Normal Sadness" (2001)

UNITED STATES HEROES, "Tough Guys (With Something to Hide)" (2002)

SMASH UGLY, "Midget Down" (2003)

PIT BULL DEFENDERS, "We Make 'Em Die " (2004)

THE MARTYRS--"Life is Gray" (2005)

SPLENDOURS AND MISERIES OF THE PROSTITUTE, "In the Cave I Met a Hairier Version of Myself" (2006)

SEED RAIN AND THE BAT SHIT FIVE, "Rubbing One Out to April" (2007)
http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:auMFdi...lient=firefox-a

FOOT OF ENGORGED BRAWN, "I Trust Diet Smith's Robot" (2008)
http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:yuFmYs...=clnk&gl=us

HELLO BECOME LOVE GIANT!, "Just Let Me Put the Tip In" (2009)

183 DIFFERENT BOZOS, "The Freeway Is Our Ashtray" (2010)

[FrankD]

CUNTY MUSIC: "Camel Toe Conga" – Shania Maybelle

[ElGato]

I dig the country list better than the dimenno wacky list.

[FrankD]

Hey ElGato! awesome to see u online buddy!

[ElGato]

Good to see you too! It's been a really long time since I've been here.

[FrankD]

are you looking for IT work in NC? that place is booming. IBM, Fidelity etc

[ElGato]

Living between MD and DC now, still Active Duty, just at a new position, and training for a new one.

[FrankD]

Living between MD and DC now, still Active Duty, just at a new position, and training for a new one.

keep up the good work, thanks for all you do for us.

[Annoying foxwoods guy]

Great list Cough!

[TAFKACF]

Yup! This is good stuff!!

[Motor Lodge Mgmt]

Wow this list is awesome!!!