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post Jan 12 2009, 04:05 PM
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She's like 62....

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post Jan 12 2009, 04:08 PM
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:33 PM
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:34 PM
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Someone I know was on an elevator with her and she let one rip. He said it was so nasty and stinky that she apologized.

The only thing hot about her is the gas discharging from inside her anus.
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(Woody Goodbeat @ Jan 12 2009, 04:34 PM) *

Someone I know was on an elevator with her and she let one rip. He said it was so nasty and stinky that she apologized.

The only thing hot about her is the gas discharging from inside her anus.


^ laughing.gif better than the Olerud story
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(whatthefuck @ Jan 12 2009, 04:05 PM) *

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post Jan 12 2009, 04:40 PM
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i met her recently

and never noticed her tits being so huge until i googled her in anticipation of meeting her

she wanted to bang me i could tell
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:43 PM
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE(Look Sharp! @ Jan 12 2009, 05:40 PM) *

she wanted to bang me i could tell


Maybe she could have done you reverse-cowgirl, and you could have held a lit match to her anus and enjoyed some Blue Angels in the night.
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(Look Sharp! @ Jan 12 2009, 04:40 PM) *

i met her recently

and never noticed her tits being so huge until i googled her in anticipation of meeting her

she wanted to bang me i could tell

Yeowch....


If I were trapped in a room with Susan Sarandon wanting to bang me, I'd hope I'd have a fake tooth containing a cyanide capsule.
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(smcd @ Jan 12 2009, 04:54 PM) *

Yeowch....
If I were trapped in a room with Susan Sarandon wanting to bang me, I'd hope I'd have a fake tooth containing a cyanide capsule.

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post Jan 12 2009, 04:58 PM
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I'd hope I'd have a fake tooth containing a cyanide capsule.

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post Jan 12 2009, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(smcd @ Jan 12 2009, 04:54 PM) *

Yeowch....
If I were trapped in a room with Susan Sarandon wanting to bang me, I'd hope I'd have a fake tooth containing a cyanide capsule.




there were witnesses

(Rex Reed and Lauren Bacall to name two)



i dunno

(obviously if i werent married to the most beautiful woman on the planet) i would do it just so say i banged her

ive done worse than sarandon, even at age 60

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post Jan 12 2009, 05:03 PM
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I'd imagine, like with most famous people, they look much better in person. Any insights, LS?
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:05 PM
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I think she just needs to accept the fact that they are huge, old and saggy and it's time to hoist those thangs.
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:09 PM
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Every time she and Tim are getting dressed to go out she asks "Honey, does this dress make my tits look saggy?" and of course he's too sackless to tell her how it really is.
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(Woody Goodbeat @ Jan 12 2009, 04:34 PM) *

The only thing hot about her is the gas discharging from inside her anus.


Well at least that's something.
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:26 PM
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QUOTE(His Daddy @ Jan 12 2009, 05:03 PM) *

I'd imagine, like with most famous people, they look much better in person. Any insights, LS?



i never thought she was that hot

but i never thought that she was ugly


i was in the room with her for about a hour

and i provided security for her during the event
and i escorted her to her limo

so i had pretty good angles, and her ass looked pretty tight

i wouldnt say she looks better in person, maybe a little

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post Jan 12 2009, 05:29 PM
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It drives me crazy that she never hoists them up-they're nice-get a decent bra. She is a little bug-eyed in person.
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(ImIdaho @ Jan 12 2009, 05:09 PM) *

Every time she and Tim are getting dressed to go out she asks "Honey, does this dress make my tits look saggy?" and of course he's too sackless to tell her how it really is.


or maybe his balls are really saggy too and he feels hypocritical saying it.
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:37 PM
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She's like 62....

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post Jan 12 2009, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(whatthefuck @ Jan 12 2009, 05:37 PM) *

or maybe his balls are really saggy too and he feels hypocritical saying it.

Major batwing.
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:39 PM
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:43 PM
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post Jan 12 2009, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(CalGal @ Jan 12 2009, 05:29 PM) *

She is a little bug-eyed in person.



Good to know that.....because shes A LOT bugged eyed on film!

Jackie Gleason.
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