 So, I Heard These 2 Lesbians Arguing Outside Of A JP, Bar, Tonight |
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| TOPPER |
 Jul 17 2007, 09:39 PM
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Outside of James Gate, heard one lesbian screaming into a cell phone : This baby needs two mothers! All I can say is wow, right next to her was a look-a-like lesbian, telling someone that she loved her, .... JP has a lot of lesbians, in the understatement of the night.
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| SheilaTakeaBow |
Jul 17 2007, 09:44 PM
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crazy weird wild place, that jamaica plain
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| katabolic |
Jul 17 2007, 09:47 PM
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might be best if you don't come back
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Jul 17 2007, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE(katabolic @ Jul 17 2007, 10:47 PM)  might be best if you don't come back I just wanna know who was the donor for the baby, David Crosby is no longer available. |
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| kapow |
Jul 17 2007, 10:03 PM
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Somerville has a lot of lesbians too. Rather doubt they're any cuter than the J.P. ones.
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| His Daddy |
Jul 17 2007, 10:22 PM
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I thought you were going to post a conversation that went more like this:
Les1: "So he then said it was a 'Lickalotapus!'" Les2: "It was a dinosaur???" Les1: "No! It's a slur." Les2: "You mean 'sloth.'" Les1: "What do you mean?" Les2: "A three-toed sloth." Les1: "No, idiot! It was a gender slur!" Les2: "Sloths exist, baby. Or is it slothes?" Les1: "What are you talking about? Shut up!" Les2: "YOU shut, up, bitch! I'm trying to help!" and so on... |
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| Danny Vermin |
Jul 17 2007, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE(katabolic @ Jul 17 2007, 10:47 PM) might be best if you don't come back The Lesbians gentrified JP by spreading the hate. |
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| TOPPER |
Jul 17 2007, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Vermin @ Jul 17 2007, 11:25 PM) The Lesbians gentrified JP by spreading the hate. Let me tell you this was a vicious fight over the phone,a real Lesbo hate fest, angry, raised voices, a little weird. |
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| FrankD |
Jul 17 2007, 11:06 PM
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QUOTE(TOPPER @ Jul 17 2007, 10:39 PM) Outside of James Gate, heard one lesbian screaming into a cell phone : This baby needs two mothers! All I can say is wow, right next to her was a look-a-like lesbian, telling someone that she loved her, .... JP has a lot of lesbians, in the understatement of the night. ^^^ extremely sheltered |
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| Mrs. Slimedog |
Jul 18 2007, 04:23 AM
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QUOTE(TOPPER @ Jul 17 2007, 10:39 PM) Outside of James Gate, heard one lesbian screaming into a cell phone : This baby needs two mothers! All I can say is wow, right next to her was a look-a-like lesbian, telling someone that she loved her, .... JP has a lot of lesbians, in the understatement of the night. And you are just realizing this? Jamaica Plain is awesome. Very diverse. |
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| mhaverty |
Jul 18 2007, 06:27 AM
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I always find comical the lesbians who want you to love and accept them unequivocally but hate your fucking guts and have no problem whatsoever being 100% judgemental.
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| Dr. Moose |
Jul 18 2007, 06:36 AM
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They should stop taking so much Lesbinol.
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| vespagirl |
Jul 18 2007, 08:23 AM
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QUOTE(kapow @ Jul 17 2007, 11:03 PM) Somerville has a lot of lesbians too. Rather doubt they're any cuter than the J.P. ones. If you are a straight man, a straight woman or a gay man, not finding lesbians cute is nature's way of saying "Move on, don't bother, she's not available to you." If you are a man of any orientation, finding lesbians cute is nature's way of fucking with you. If you are a straight woman, finding lesbians cute is nature's way of fucking with us. |
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| Castaway Carm |
Jul 18 2007, 08:23 AM
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Straight people never fight, ever!
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| Bad Jack Olson |
Jul 18 2007, 08:24 AM
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QUOTE(mhaverty @ Jul 18 2007, 07:27 AM) I always find comical the lesbians who want you to love and accept them unequivocally but hate your fucking guts and have no problem whatsoever being 100% judgemental. Yeesh. Stop judging me, lesbians! |
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| openbar |
Jul 18 2007, 08:47 AM
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QUOTE(vespagirl @ Jul 18 2007, 09:23 AM) If you are a straight man, a straight woman or a gay man, not finding lesbians cute is nature's way of saying "Move on, don't bother, she's not available to you." If you are a man of any orientation, finding lesbians cute is nature's way of fucking with you. If you are a straight woman, finding lesbians cute is nature's way of fucking with us. The second two points are in direct contradiction to the first one. And all three are absurd. |
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| duffy |
Jul 18 2007, 08:50 AM
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You should of asked them for a 3-way.
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| Danny Vermin |
Jul 18 2007, 08:51 AM
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QUOTE(vespagirl @ Jul 18 2007, 09:23 AM) If you are a straight man, a straight woman or a gay man, not finding lesbians cute is nature's way of saying "Move on, don't bother, she's not available to you." Or it could be natures way of saying "yeah that bitch is ugly." |
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| Truth be known |
Jul 18 2007, 08:52 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Moose @ Jul 18 2007, 07:36 AM) They should stop taking so much Lesbinol. There's a cure for this kind of stuff ya know... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Ly54AvTGI |
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| vespagirl |
Jul 18 2007, 08:57 AM
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QUOTE(openbar @ Jul 18 2007, 09:47 AM) The second two points are in direct contradiction to the first one. And all three are absurd. Yes, I should have written: "BUT, if you are a straight man of any orientation and you happen to find lesbians cute (a.k.a. "dyke tyke", "dyke mike" or "dutch boy"), it's nature's way of fucking with you. "AND, if you're a straight woman who happens to find lesbians cute, it's nature's way of fucking with the lesbians since the straight woman will probably become bi-curious for a while, but then go back to men in the long run." |
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| openbar |
Jul 18 2007, 09:00 AM
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QUOTE(vespagirl @ Jul 18 2007, 09:57 AM) Yes, I should have written: "BUT, if you are a straight man of any orientation and you happen to find lesbians cute (a.k.a. "dyke tyke", "dyke mike" or "dutch boy"), it's nature's way of fucking with you. "AND, if you're a straight woman who happens to find lesbians cute, it's nature's way of fucking with the lesbians since the straight woman will probably become bi-curious for a while, but then go back to men in the long run." They're still absurd - sexuality is somewhat fluid. |
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| Arz |
Jul 18 2007, 09:00 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Moose @ Jul 18 2007, 07:36 AM) They should stop taking so much Lesbinol. Warning: Lesbinol may cause lesbianism and/or a predilection for buzzcuts. |
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| vespagirl |
Jul 18 2007, 09:02 AM
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QUOTE(openbar @ Jul 18 2007, 10:00 AM) They're still absurd - sexuality is somewhat fluid. Where did I ever write that I meant my list to be anything but absurd? Gad, straight people have no sense of humor... |
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| newfakename |
Jul 18 2007, 09:03 AM
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Heather has three mommies.
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| mhaverty |
Jul 18 2007, 09:08 AM
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QUOTE(newfakename @ Jul 18 2007, 10:03 AM) Heather has three mommies. I thought it was two... "I think that's cool" |
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