So, I Heard These 2 Lesbians Arguing Outside Of A JP, Bar, Tonight Options

[Billy Chapel]

did you sue them with your law degree?

[Harriet Tubman]

I guess Topper in JP explains the gush of hot air I noticed when I walked by the James Gate last night.

[Maximum Tor]

I always find comical the lesbians who want you to love and accept them unequivocally but hate your fucking guts and have no problem whatsoever being 100% judgemental.

hilarious here.

[Atom Brain]

Outside of James Gate, heard one lesbian screaming into a cell phone : This baby needs two mothers! All I can say is wow, right next to her was a look-a-like lesbian, telling someone that she loved her, .... JP has a lot of lesbians, in the understatement of the night.

I know what you mean. Last night I saw a guy with blond hair in front of a bar yelling into his phone about how his kid needs both parents. Wacky blond haired dudes.

[openbar]

Where did I ever write that I meant my list to be anything but absurd?

Gad, straight people have no sense of humor...

That's an extremely sexist statement. For somebody that's always asking for "equality" or whatever, you sure have a lot of your own hangups.

[TOPPER]

I guess Topper in JP explains the gush of hot air I noticed when I walked by the James Gate last night.

The hot air was all coming from these over-hyped Lesbos, all loud and obnoxious, the fact that I actually heard the "two mothers" bit is just pure gold to me.

[mhaverty]

I know what you mean. Last night I saw a guy with blond hair in front of a bar yelling into his phone about how his kid needs both parents. Wacky blond haired dudes.

I wonder if he has been hanging those signs over the highway.

[Nixie]

The hot air was all coming from these over-hyped Lesbos, all loud and obnoxious, the fact that I actually heard the "two mothers" bit is just pure gold to me.

are you from 1985 or something?

[TOPPER]

I know what you mean. Last night I saw a guy with blond hair in front of a bar yelling into his phone about how his kid needs both parents. Wacky blond haired dudes.

Where? I call bullshit.

[Maximum Tor]

Topper complaining about "hot air" is like me calling someone a nerd. I'm pretty sure that blowhard could melt the Artic.

[TOPPER]

are you from 1985 or something?

No, but you'd have to be a total retard to not find the humor/irony in the "two mommies" rant.

[vespagirl]

That's an extremely sexist statement. For somebody that's always asking for "equality" or whatever, you sure have a lot of your own hangups.

Oh wait, I get it, you're joking back with me, pretending that you think I was serious in my previous statements...right? It's good, you really had me going for a sec...

[mhaverty]

I was outside her apartment and heard Tom Brady screaming into the phone that the baby needs a daddy.

[Castaway Carm]

are you from 1985 or something?

[Harriet Tubman]

The hot air was all coming from these over-hyped Lesbos, all loud and obnoxious, the fact that I actually heard the "two mothers" bit is just pure gold to me.

No, that is pretty normal in JP and I've never noticed it before.

[TOPPER]

I was outside her apartment and heard Tom Brady screaming into the phone that the baby needs a daddy.

Yeah, not to rehash an old and tired thread, but Tom really seems psyched about this baby, huh? He can hardly contain his emotions. Wait, new thread, Bridget went dyke, now the baby will have the requisite two mommies.

[mhaverty]

Then I was outside the Fleet Center a few years ago and I saw this guy:



He was screaming in to the phone....

"My baby needs a daddy! Hold on a second I got call wating. [click] Hello? [pause more anger] I told you my baby needs a daddy! Hold on a second I got to go back to the other call. [click] [pause] [yelling on other end] "aw no baby I love you she just had my baby. That wasn't her any way."

[other phone rings]

"Aw shit man! not again. That baby need a daddy too?"

[TOPPER]

Then I was outside the Fleet Center a few years ago and I saw this guy:



He was screaming in to the phone....

"My baby needs a daddy! Hold on a second I got call wating. [click] Hello? [pause more anger] I told you my baby needs a daddy! Hold on a second I got to go back to the other call. [click] [pause] [yelling on other end] "aw no baby I love you she just had my baby. That wasn't her any way."

[other phone rings]

"Aw shit man! not again. That baby need a daddy too?"

Where that baby at? Miami, naw, ain't mine, we ain't traveled yet to Miami, but every baby need a daddy, and a baby mama.

[Dr. Moose]

There's a cure for this kind of stuff ya know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Ly54AvTGI

The only known cure is Nocliterol.

WARNING: may cause gayness in men. Men should not handle Nocliterol while straight.

[vespagirl]

Speaking of two mommies, for two points, who can answer this question?

Mary and Jane, both attorneys, were married two years ago in Massachusetts. The day before their marriage, Mary and Jane each fully disclosed their assets to the other and signed an antenuptial agreement (the "Agreement") in which each of them agreed that if they were ever divorced (i) they would divide any joint marital property evenly, (ii) they would not seek or accept any property that the other brought into the marriage, and (iii) they would not seek or accept child support or alimony from the other. The Agreement was drafted and reviewed by an attorney representing Jane. Mary did not hire an attorney to review the Agreement as she "trusted Jane."

At the time of the marriage Jane had a two year old adopted child, Philip, and Mary was three months pregnant. When Mary gave birth in Boston six months later to Charles, Mary and Jane were listed on his birth certificate as his parents. Mary has treated and referred to Philip as her son, although she did not adopt him. Mary, Jane, Philip and Charles lived in a house in Boston owned by both Mary and Jane. The down payment for this house came only from Mary. Jane was the sole supporter of the family, while Mary stayed at home taking care of Philip and Charles. Mary had no savings, while Jane had over a million dollars in savings from an inheritance that she received when her mother died three years ago. Yesterday Jane got drunk and hit Mary with a baseball bat, breaking Mary's leg, when she learned that Mary was having an affair with Lisa. As a result, Mary decided to end her marriage with Jane in order to live in her house with Philip, Charles, and Lisa.

What are the rights of Mary and Jane?

[newfakename]

I thought it was two...

Heather's third baby momma was a bridesmaid at first and second baby momma's "Roadhouse" Wedding.

I'm not bitter. I'll always have the memories.

[terrydactyl]

Where did I ever write that I meant my list to be anything but absurd?

Gad, straight people have no sense of humor...

hey!

[Atom Brain]

Speaking of two mommies, for two points, who can answer this question?

Mary and Jane, both attorneys, were married two years ago in Massachusetts. The day before their marriage, Mary and Jane each fully disclosed their assets to the other and signed an antenuptial agreement (the "Agreement") in which each of them agreed that if they were ever divorced (i) they would divide any joint marital property evenly, (ii) they would not seek or accept any property that the other brought into the marriage, and (iii) they would not seek or accept child support or alimony from the other. The Agreement was drafted and reviewed by an attorney representing Jane. Mary did not hire an attorney to review the Agreement as she "trusted Jane."

At the time of the marriage Jane had a two year old adopted child, Philip, and Mary was three months pregnant. When Mary gave birth in Boston six months later to Charles, Mary and Jane were listed on his birth certificate as his parents. Mary has treated and referred to Philip as her son, although she did not adopt him. Mary, Jane, Philip and Charles lived in a house in Boston owned by both Mary and Jane. The down payment for this house came only from Mary. Jane was the sole supporter of the family, while Mary stayed at home taking care of Philip and Charles. Mary had no savings, while Jane had over a million dollars in savings from an inheritance that she received when her mother died three years ago. Yesterday Jane got drunk and hit Mary with a baseball bat, breaking Mary's leg, when she learned that Mary was having an affair with Lisa. As a result, Mary decided to end her marriage with Jane in order to live in her house with Philip, Charles, and Lisa.

What are the rights of Mary and Jane?

none cause the state doesn't acknowledge gay pre-nup-type agreements?

[Arz]

Speaking of two mommies, for two points, who can answer this question?

Mary and Jane, both attorneys, were married two years ago in Massachusetts. The day before their marriage, Mary and Jane each fully disclosed their assets to the other and signed an antenuptial agreement (the "Agreement") in which each of them agreed that if they were ever divorced (i) they would divide any joint marital property evenly, (ii) they would not seek or accept any property that the other brought into the marriage, and (iii) they would not seek or accept child support or alimony from the other. The Agreement was drafted and reviewed by an attorney representing Jane. Mary did not hire an attorney to review the Agreement as she "trusted Jane."

At the time of the marriage Jane had a two year old adopted child, Philip, and Mary was three months pregnant. When Mary gave birth in Boston six months later to Charles, Mary and Jane were listed on his birth certificate as his parents. Mary has treated and referred to Philip as her son, although she did not adopt him. Mary, Jane, Philip and Charles lived in a house in Boston owned by both Mary and Jane. The down payment for this house came only from Mary. Jane was the sole supporter of the family, while Mary stayed at home taking care of Philip and Charles. Mary had no savings, while Jane had over a million dollars in savings from an inheritance that she received when her mother died three years ago. Yesterday Jane got drunk and hit Mary with a baseball bat, breaking Mary's leg, when she learned that Mary was having an affair with Lisa. As a result, Mary decided to end her marriage with Jane in order to live in her house with Philip, Charles, and Lisa.

What are the rights of Mary and Jane?

They have no rights in the eyes of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mhaverty]

Speaking of two mommies, for two points, who can answer this question?

Mary and Jane, both attorneys, were married two years ago in Massachusetts. The day before their marriage, Mary and Jane each fully disclosed their assets to the other and signed an antenuptial agreement (the "Agreement") in which each of them agreed that if they were ever divorced (i) they would divide any joint marital property evenly, (ii) they would not seek or accept any property that the other brought into the marriage, and (iii) they would not seek or accept child support or alimony from the other. The Agreement was drafted and reviewed by an attorney representing Jane. Mary did not hire an attorney to review the Agreement as she "trusted Jane."

At the time of the marriage Jane had a two year old adopted child, Philip, and Mary was three months pregnant. When Mary gave birth in Boston six months later to Charles, Mary and Jane were listed on his birth certificate as his parents. Mary has treated and referred to Philip as her son, although she did not adopt him. Mary, Jane, Philip and Charles lived in a house in Boston owned by both Mary and Jane. The down payment for this house came only from Mary. Jane was the sole supporter of the family, while Mary stayed at home taking care of Philip and Charles. Mary had no savings, while Jane had over a million dollars in savings from an inheritance that she received when her mother died three years ago. Yesterday Jane got drunk and hit Mary with a baseball bat, breaking Mary's leg, when she learned that Mary was having an affair with Lisa. As a result, Mary decided to end her marriage with Jane in order to live in her house with Philip, Charles, and Lisa.

What are the rights of Mary and Jane?

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