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| Danny Boy® |
 Feb 15 2009, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE(MARSMAN @ Feb 15 2009, 10:16 PM)  I'm starting to think Riff and Brixx are the same Well they both bang multiple chicks at once every other night.... This post has been edited by Danny Boy®: Feb 15 2009, 10:33 PM |
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Feb 15 2009, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE(MARSMAN @ Feb 15 2009, 10:16 PM) I'm starting to think Riff and Brixx are the same BRIXX BRAXX |
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Feb 16 2009, 08:14 AM
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I heard this! ™  Group: Members - Bronze Posts: 24,451 Joined: July 18 05 Member No.: 5,849 |
QUOTE(Danny Boy® @ Feb 15 2009, 10:32 PM) Well they both bang multiple chicks at once every other night.... those days r over,bra! |
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Feb 16 2009, 09:15 AM
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So this porn producer thinks you have fine career ahead of you as a fluffer?
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Feb 16 2009, 10:46 AM
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Feb 16 2009, 08:22 PM
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Seems like a generous proposition, the screen test use to be about $45 dollars, at your expense - things have probably changed with the digital age - the producer must have something in mind for you if he is going to fly you out to the Valley on his dime. Good luck, meet the girl of your dreams. It is perfectly okay if you change your mind but don't be a no show. Keep in mind once you are out there and on scene it might be harder for you to decline an offer with added benefits. When you go to California just think of yourself going to another country, in a sense you are. |
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Feb 16 2009, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE(sugar daddy @ Feb 16 2009, 09:22 PM) Seems like a generous proposition, the screen test use to be about $45 dollars, at your expense - things have probably changed with the digital age - the producer must have something in mind for you if he is going to fly you out to the Valley on his dime. Good luck, meet the girl of your dreams. It is perfectly okay if you change your mind but don't be a no show. Keep in mind once you are out there and on scene it might be harder for you to decline an offer with added benefits. When you go to California just think of yourself going to another country, in a sense you are. I am actually pretty fired up. I spoke with him earlier today and was assured that this will be a completely free-of-charge thing. I fly out Thursday and am going to an open bar thing that night. I keep thinking how tired I will be, but also how amped I wil be will when I walk through the bar and realize that one of these girls will be backing into me etc. etc. An absolutely fucked up, one in a million situation coming up... |
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Feb 16 2009, 08:44 PM
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Feb 16 2009, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Feb 16 2009, 09:44 PM) I see your three laugh emoticons... and raise you four... |
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Feb 16 2009, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Feb 16 2009, 08:44 PM) |
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Feb 16 2009, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Boy® @ Feb 16 2009, 10:02 PM) that took some effort.... |
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Feb 16 2009, 09:14 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Boy® @ Feb 16 2009, 10:02 PM) |
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Feb 16 2009, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Feb 16 2009, 10:14 PM) You worked hard on this. Lots of work. |
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Feb 16 2009, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 16 2009, 09:24 PM) You worked hard on this. Lots of work. You said "hard on"..... |
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Feb 16 2009, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(Danny Boy® @ Feb 16 2009, 10:42 PM) You said "hard on"..... |
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Feb 16 2009, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Feb 16 2009, 09:50 PM) |
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Feb 16 2009, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE(Flipper @ Feb 16 2009, 09:44 PM) |
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Feb 16 2009, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 16 2009, 08:29 PM) I fly out Thursday and am going to an open bar thing that night. Nice... someone will drop something in your drink and you'll find yourself waking up at LAX 2 days later hungover with lockjaw, a tampoon in your ass and 6 hours of footage. Congratulations. |
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Feb 17 2009, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE(just_chris @ Feb 16 2009, 11:54 PM) Nice... someone will drop something in your drink and you'll find yourself waking up at LAX 2 days later hungover with lockjaw, a tampoon in your ass and 6 hours of footage. Congratulations. |
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Feb 17 2009, 01:16 AM
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Milk 2: Rough Raff
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Feb 17 2009, 08:16 AM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 16 2009, 08:29 PM) I am actually pretty fired up. I spoke with him earlier today and was assured that this will be a completely free-of-charge thing. I fly out Thursday and am going to an open bar thing that night. I keep thinking how tired I will be, but also how amped I wil be will when I walk through the bar and realize that one of these girls will be backing into me etc. etc. An absolutely fucked up, one in a million situation coming up... bra, with 3 big time porn co.s here in Boston I highly doubt he'd fly you out to Silicon Vally for your first time, your not exactly PEter North. And even if you were..you'd bee headed to MIAMI to intern for MEATHOLES! |
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Feb 17 2009, 08:46 AM
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San Fernando Valley
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Feb 17 2009, 09:35 AM
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Pretending this is real, you realize that those dudes abuse viagra and end up with erectile disfunction issues along with depression and other good stuff. Not exactly a fantasy lifestyle.
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Feb 17 2009, 10:10 AM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Feb 16 2009, 08:29 PM) An absolutely fucked up, one in a million situation coming up... i think yr odds of gettign AIDS is atually much higher than that |
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Feb 17 2009, 10:34 AM
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riff is going to have hairy man balls bouncing off his chin
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