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> I got a call back for a reality TV show, help me get the gig!
RiffRaff
post Jan 26 2010, 08:42 AM
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i need some sort of memorable quality when I go back for the 2nd audition. something that makes the producers say "we have to have that one on the show"

any suggestions?

unfortunately, i can't show them my mammoth cock, but my personality is just as big, so please suggest away NB!

if this happens, I guarantee multiple NB references throughout the run of the show.

Thanks everyone!
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post Jan 26 2010, 08:48 AM
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post Jan 26 2010, 08:50 AM
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Tell them you're a trouble maker. They like that.
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post Jan 26 2010, 08:53 AM
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if you sense the producers starting to lose interest, drop a "not so fast, faggot" on them and then do some pushups
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post Jan 26 2010, 08:57 AM
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do an impression of Savion Glover
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post Jan 26 2010, 09:04 AM
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post Jan 26 2010, 09:17 AM
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what about tatooing a flamingo on my neck?

I think that would make a big splash.
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post Jan 26 2010, 09:18 AM
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I think it would help if we knew what kind of reality show it is
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post Jan 26 2010, 09:26 AM
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QUOTE(sixpinelbow @ Jan 26 2010, 08:53 AM) *

if When you sense the producers starting to lose interest, drop a "not so fast, faggot" on them and then do some pushups
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post Jan 26 2010, 09:27 AM
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Any kind of freak show thing should hook 'em. Don't you have a porn career to talk about? I'd start there. If that doesn't work tell them you're a sex addict. Tell them you're dating your first cousin. Tell them you have multiple personality disorder, tell them you have a compulsion to eat bugs, give them the same speech Bill Murray gives Richard Dreyfuss when they first meet in "What About Bob?" If that fails tell them you like to spend a lot of time on internet message boards.
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post Jan 26 2010, 09:39 AM
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The purchase of a lovely reception top should go a long way...
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post Jan 26 2010, 10:07 AM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 26 2010, 08:48 AM) *

dress beanie


this worked for me when I auditioned..unfortunaetly i did not want a camera on me while i was losing 5 lbs in the baffroom,bra!
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post Jan 26 2010, 10:10 AM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 26 2010, 09:18 AM) *

I think it would help if we knew what kind of reality show it is


it's a family-based show about brothers and sisters who live in the same cities, hang out, fight, etc etc.

I basically went in, acted cooky and I got the call back.

i know they're looking for over-the-top drama and inter-family squabbling so I need to communicate that with something memorable.
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post Jan 26 2010, 10:13 AM
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QUOTE(RiffRaff @ Jan 26 2010, 10:10 AM) *

it's a family-based show about brothers and sisters who live in the same cities, hang out, fight, etc etc.

I basically went in, acted cooky and I got the call back.

i know they're looking for over-the-top drama and inter-family squabbling so I need to communicate that with something memorable.



Claim to have tourettes syndrome, but only scream out racial slurs.
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post Jan 26 2010, 10:15 AM
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tell them your sister in law is a gold-digger or that your brother is a homo living a lie
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post Jan 26 2010, 10:18 AM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Jan 26 2010, 10:15 AM) *

tell them your sister in law is a gold-digger or that your brother is a homo living a lie

^^This. Also, repeat after me: Uncle Timmy touched me.
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post Jan 26 2010, 11:21 AM
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Tell them you're nickname is "DJ WTF Jones D Situation"
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post Jan 26 2010, 11:30 AM
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post Jan 26 2010, 11:49 AM
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post Jan 26 2010, 11:57 AM
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Tell them you went down on Marilyn Chambers' corpse at the funeral you went to.

That'll seal the deal.

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post Jan 26 2010, 12:04 PM
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Do they have a plant in the audition room?
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post Jan 26 2010, 12:34 PM
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You are Rachel Eisenberg, that should be enough.
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post Jan 26 2010, 12:46 PM
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Tell them you took a shit in a plant at the mall once.

I looked at a few websites with interviews with Reality TV casting directors, and they all say they don't like gimmicks or people acting over-the-top.

Which I'm pretty sure means you need an over-the-top gimmick. Plus a gold-digging SIL and a homo brother who is living a lie.
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post Jan 26 2010, 12:51 PM
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should I tell them bout the time I suckerpunched that dude at Charlie's Kitchen?
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post Jan 26 2010, 12:52 PM
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